Here are some photos of Michael Fassbender at SXSW over the weekend. I’m no longer in the phase where I immediately have to post new photos of Fassy. Those days are long gone, and I’ve been sort of over him for a few years. That being said, he looks incredibly sexy in these photos. One, he’s not a weird orange tint. Two, his hair looks okay. Three, his arms look delicious in this clingy blouse. I’m into it. So… enjoy. And in case you aren’t into Fassbender in these photos, I’m also including some pics of Ryan Gosling.
Interestingly enough, Gosling and Fassbender were at SXSW for the same film. Bet you forgot that they did a movie together something like three years ago! They both participated in another one of Terrence Malick’s art projects/art-house films, this one called Song By Song. The trailer dropped a few weeks ago and… I honestly don’t hate it. Even though Rooney Mara sort of looks like the star, I don’t hate it. Even though Natalie Portman is in it and she’s blonde. You know why I like it? Because Fassy looks like The Sex here. Like, dirty-hot. Inappropriate-hot. You-should-know-better-but-you’d-still-hit-it hot.
Fassbender was also at SXSW for Alien: Covenant, which… looks better than Prometheus, although that’s not difficult because Prometheus sh-t the bed when it came to furthering the Alien franchise. Covenant at least seems to be centered in the original format of the franchise’s narrative. Here’s the latest trailer:
And here’s the new “ad” for Fassbender’s sexbot, Walter. Hopefully they’ve worked out all the kinks in this sexbot version, because in Prometheus, Fassbender’s robot was a psycho.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
He never lost the hot! Love him, looking forward to both these films.
Are he and Alicia Vikander still dating? I feel like I haven’t heard anything about them since the movie they made together was released and I think that was in fall.
Why did that have to be brought up? Yes whatever they are doing they’re still doing it.
He looks really good and I almost died when these pictures posted. His arms look so good and I want to hose him down because that shirt looks sheer. I’m surprised Kaiser chose the least nipply pictures to showcase.
I’ve been on a You Must Remember This podcast binge this weekend and that always gets me looking sideways at Hollywood “relationships”. I think these two broke up long ago and didnt announce it because they dont care, it doesnt hurt either of them to have it out there and its mildly useful to have a “quiet” celebrity long term relationship in your background anyway. Last I heard they were in different parts of the world for the holidays which implies that even if they are together, it aint that serious. Thats what I think anyway.
Dream on!
Ya, relationships aren’t always black and white or straight forward from the outside looking in.
@Jamie Hi Alicia. Relax girl. Its just a gossip site.
@OriginallyBlue Absolutely.
Calm down, Celest; it IS a gossip site, and people are allowed to disagree.
They were in Sweden for Xmas.
Precisely Jamie so why the exclamation point in the first reply and the caps lock in the second. Who cares that much about such a meh supposed couple? This is one of those supposed couples that could be banging right in front of me and I’d still be bored by them. So if it makes you feel better here you go……they are totally together. So together they have melded into one person, so technically any sighting of Fassy is one of Alicia. Any suggestions of anything otherwise are the stuff of fevered dreams and unlike you, I demand those dreamers stop at once. (Insert caps and exclamation points where necessary).
Hey Celest, where’s the body language analysis? Oh I forgot, you don’t care about them.
Alicia’s in South Africa making the new Tomb Raider movie and he’s been there with her. Since January, I think. And they spent the holidays together as well, although it involved a lot of flying around to different places. Despite what their detractors say, they make an effort to stay out of sight.
Show. Mance. Showmance.
She could do much better. Although I do think he is the superior actor.
Ehm.. Where are they “showing” this showmance,exactly? Where are the pap strolls in South Africa? LOL
He looks dry…I just want to take a hose and water him until he looks his age
OH MY GOODNESS..
This made me laugh so hard
LOL. fassy skipped sunscreen in his youth. i still would – even in that STUPID shirt.
i love terrence malick and that trailer looks good – looking forward to having my soul crushed.
put him in a bowl of water like sea monkeys.
LOL HeidiM… you are telling your age and Oops! so am I :)) I was so disappointed by those sea Monkeys!
I really wonder if Fassy is really that age…or if this is his artistic age!
Best comment ever! I just can’t find this man hot, no matter how I try. (I think he’s a brilliant actor, though.)
The hotness comes via a dermal filler, eye drops, a close shave and 3 x 15 db curls. Yes, I’ll take it – with double condoms.
HAHAHAHA mine is a dirty laugh! And you’re right. Except that I wouldn’t anymore, even with the double condoms. He aged so fast (made me wonder about substance abuse) and his attempts to fix it are really sad. Plus I’m getting a little bored of him as an actor. He does a few things VERY well, but ever since I’ve seen Macbeth I can’t but recognise the same exaggerated grimaces in every movie he’s in. It’s a pity.
he’s lying about his age. (Source – I am too)
He has aged fast. After a certain age everything you drink the night before shows up on your face the next day. Let Steve “Drunk Bloat” Bannon be a warning to us all.
Geez I didn’t realize this movie was this old. They filmed it in 2012 and Christian Bale was supposed to be in it.
Ryan Gosling does not pull off the suit with no tie look like Obama does. No need to button all the buttons!
Fassy looks fine I guess? White is not his color, though.
I was late to the Fassy party, but I’m firmly on board. I’m not one to fantasize about straight men getting it on, but when Charles screamed at Erik – “You ABANDONED me”, I became a shipper. They’ve got quite the chemistry.
Yep i would- blouse and all (ashy white dudes are nothing new) lol.
I can’t wait for Alien though- I don’t think Walter was a psycho so much as he was following orders? Ash from the original was the stone cold psycho.
Song to Song looks like a movie I’d hate-watch at 2am because I couldn’t find anything else on Amazon/Netflix/Hulu to stream.
Do you mean David? I don’t think either were psychos – just androids. Bishop was awesome, but he was a modern version who was designed to be incapable of hurting humans. Ash was also in a completely malfunctioning state.
Song to Song looks appealing to me. I’m getting a Closer vibe.
If it is like closer… I am in all the way!!!
The new Alien film looks amazing! And how wise to drop Prometheus from the name. That movie was boring, lacking in suspense, way too cerebral, and absent of rootable characters. Charlize Theron seemed to be under the mistaken impression that she was the android, and Roomi Rapace creeps the fu*k out of me. She was no Ripley, that’s for sure.
I wanted to like Prometheus so much, but it just didn’t deliver. Two good things about it were the visual effects and the soundtrack. The scene where David turns on the star map in the Engineer’s cockpit was gorgeous and the music was fantastic.
Too bad most of the characters were crap. Especially the two doofuses who got trapped inside the old ship overnight and screwed everything up. They were terrible. As was Holloway. And Charlize- I did think she was an android for a while, so I got a chuckle out of it when Idris Elba’s character asked her if she was.
I’m looking forward to covenant very much!
He never lost the hot but for me he’s not photo-hot. I mean he looks great here and he’s (with Viggo and Mahershala) the only male celebs I find incredibly hot but it’s the acting, the moving, the talking etc that gets me.
I don’t understand the comments about he’s age. He is ginger and ginger skin + sun is never a good combination. My brother in law is younger than me and because of the same factors he looks 10 years older than me. People age differently.
I hate his outfit. It highlights his super long torso and short legs, but not in a good way. Him and Vikander are low key and neither is so famous that the papa stalk their every move. They’ve been together almost three years right?
the paps never “stalked” these two. you’re not seeing them because 1.they’re movie is out and it flopped (she went into hiding, pr ceased calling paps on her) 2. alicia got the publicity she wanted in 2015 to boost her chances of winning an oscar in 2016. they dated casually for less than a year then split. her pr is manipulating the situation
The paps never stalk these two because no one cares about her or him. By the way, they are box office poison. that’s why.
They are a contract couple that can barely stand each other.
I agreed.
He’s never struck me as a monogamous guy; I think he slept with her (as he does all his costars) and then quit it. I think she was fine with it, too. But their ‘relationship’ was dragged out as a talking point for the promo of their film (which flopped), and at one point just got silly. I agree they both benefit publically being associated with each other, but both of them seem to be tiring of this charade.
Fassy just does it for me.
Oh and woo-hoo for the new Alien movie!! Don’t they know to not go near eggs?
His shirt looks like something my dad would have worn in the 70s.
He’s hot in a bad boy sort of way. Just not in that shirt!
He can and should take off the shirt. Problem solved. .
I’m from the Caribbean so “Fassy” is NOT a term of endearment so I just LOL when I saw you guys call him that
Darn it, because you said that I had to look up the meaning! Although, somehow, the nickname seems somewhat appropriate.
Fassy hasn’t done it for me since Shame but yes him and Alicia are still together and in South Africa since January. I had the impression that he was a cheater but he seems really happy and I’m glad for them