A change is gonna come. I have to believe that. I have to believe that bigger (bigglier?) changes will be coming in the months ahead. For now, we just have to deal with some minor changes in the White House. Yesterday, we learned that the WH Communications Director – technically Sean Spicer’s boss – Mike Dubke had resigned. Dubke actually turned in his notice before Trump’s big nine-day trip, and he hasn’t set a date for when he’s actually leaving. Axios reports that this is the first of several staffing/communication changes being made. GOP “killers” like David Urban, Corey Lewandowski and David Bossie are all being considered for WH positions, especially in the newly formed “war room” to deal with the Russian investigations. Spicer will be staying on as press secretary for now, but Spicey will be doing fewer on-camera press briefings. It’s also being said that Trump will take more questions on-camera, since he feels he is his own best messenger.
As for that Russian war room, Jared is reportedly in charge of that, amongst his extensive portfolio. Can you imagine? Putting one of the major targets of the investigation in charge of the war room to discredit the investigation. It’s Trumpian logic. Politico had a lengthy (and somewhat funny) story about how Precious Jared is not going anywhere, even if he’s mostly loathed within the White House:
Once the untouchable son-in-law in a White House where top aides jockey for the president’s ear, Jared Kushner has now been cast in a new role: reassuring people that he’s not going to resign, while colleagues question whether he can survive politically. Any victory lap Kushner hoped to enjoy after pulling off a successful presidential foreign trip to the Middle East was cut short after The Washington Post reported that during the transition he discussed setting up a secret back channel with the Russian ambassador. He also failed to disclose earlier phone calls with Russian officials, according to a Reuters report.
A senior administration official said there was widespread concern, predating the foreign trip, that Kushner was in trouble — but “no one that I know has been asked to provide documents” and it wasn’t talked about openly in the White House or staff meetings. “No one knows what to make of it because he’s there every day, making decisions, in the Oval,” this person said. “So everyone just tries to act normal.”
Outside of Kushner’s small circle of trust — a group that includes Kushner’s wife, Ivanka Trump, and advisers Hope Hicks, Josh Raffel, Dina Powell, Gary Cohn, Chris Liddell and Reed Cordish — many West Wing advisers are simultaneously rattled by the back-channel revelations and feeling a sense of schadenfreude. The focus on a family member also brings the Russia-related heat closer to Trump. Kushner has risen so quickly in the White House that his colleagues grumble about “principal confusion” — when a staffer thinks that the reflected spotlight of the boss is actually shining on him. Colleagues have rolled their eyes that Kushner has hired a communications adviser to work on his own portfolio. That aide, Raffel, traveled abroad with him to Riyadh, Jerusalem and Rome.
Kushner, who some say has sealed himself off from the competing White House power centers, may now be in a position of needing allies. And the pool of people in New York City eager to come to his defense has shrunk. Internally at the White House, according to multiple sources, there is a feeling of resentment among people about Kushner’s special status as a family member, and a feeling that it’s about time for him to have a turn under the gun.
There is also a sense of uncertainty about how long Kushner and Ivanka Trump — who associates say likes, but doesn’t love, Washington — are planning to stick it out. Some have noted that they rent their Kalorama mansion, which allows them to keep their options of moving back to Manhattan more open. But for now, according to a person familiar with the situation, Kushner isn’t going anywhere.
How funny would it be if Precious Jared and Precious Ivanka did suddenly pull up stakes and go back to New York? I don’t think they would do that, although Ivanka’s preciousness might fade slightly if and when Melania finally moves her ass into the White House. If Ivanka is no longer de facto FLOTUS, suddenly she might get a bit bored. Also: sources told Politico (in this same story) that Jared is “unhappy” and “miserable” in his White House role because, much like Emperor Bigly’s life lessons, Kushner has only just realized that he can’t get everything done by imperial fiat.
There’s also this delicious story about Precious Jared and Emperor Bigly: Elizabeth Spiers, the former editor of the Kushner-owned New York Observer, wrote this comment to some right-wing troll:
My response to a right-wing blogger who called me a kook and a loser for stating that Donald Trump is a liar / water is wet: pic.twitter.com/pAp18w2x3W
— Elizabeth Spiers (@espiers) May 28, 2017
Photos courtesy of Getty.
That top photo is f*cking SCARY. That man has evil in his eyes. I’m telling you, he. Is. Tom. Riddle.
YES! So much yes! Haven’t even read the article yet, just came here to say that he looks so creepy!
Spot on. I’m sorry for book-tom riddle, but that he is. Scary….
I thought I was the only one seeing something creepy and SCARY about this man. Something is not right with him, jmo.
Just try to stare at it for 10 seconds.
I did lily. He started to look like Emperor Palpatine.
He always looks like he’s about to eat my spleen for dinner. God, he’s seriously creepy.
I can’t look at his American psycho creepy face. That whole family is a gaggle of deranged bitches.
What’s funny is he probably thinks he’s looking suave and charming instead of creepy and villainous.
Damien Thorn looks like a creep.
The Omen! Yes! It’s all for you, Damien!!!!
He looks so soulless in the first photo.
I wouldn’t want to wake up next to his evil face.
Oh, I thought that first photo was of KD Lang. Was wondering why it was in this post..
Actually, I love KD Lang..so, no disrespect. But they do look eerily similar 😉
Bahahahah love this post
He looks like Joseph Gordon-Levitt, IMO.
Well, now we know who is going to play him in the movie. Cause you know it is coming.
That’s who I picked too!
Yeah, Kushner isn’t going anywhere voluntarily. That whole grifter family is addicted to power and attention and they’ve all been treating themselves to heaping bowls of it for the last couple of years.
Honestly, the whole 45 presidency and accompanying back door machinations reads like something out of Shakespeare.
How much is Jared’s publicist costing us and how many prescriptions could Medicaid cover with that money?
I hope he’s going…to prison.
That first photo is proof he was summoned, not birthed.
Sometimes gullible people have to take responsibility for their own stupidity and/or hidden, less than noble, and perhaps racist agendas … I’m talking to you Trump supporters.
Trump is a liar / water is wet … haha very well put but in Trumpland, water is whatever Trump says it is. Say it loud enough and often enough, water is dry and dust is wet.
Robyn, I have highly educated coworkers who admit Trump was the WRONG candidates and yet they’ve can actually look me in the face and still say: but he was the better choice over Hillary. And I want to hit them on the head with a heavy object. I am l ft speechless
Has anyone here read “Kushnerville”, the propublica piece on Jared as slum-lord? The stories were so sad, they just made my blood boil. One woman had raw sewerage coming out of her kitchen sink!
To think this evil little twerp is in the WH is just awful.
Here’s the piece: https://www.propublica.org/article/the-beleaguered-tenants-of-kushnerville
Thank you for sharing this link. I’m sickened by the level of greed outlined in the article. Kushner’s company’s standard practice illustrates, in detailed instance after instance, of just how the rich get richer off the backs of working poor. I’m horrified by this very real capitalistic nightmare, and horribly disillusioned with life in the US.
And the incredible irony that Trump was elected in part by this very group of people! Some of them interviewed in the article were trump supporters who didn’t know who their landlord was.
Kushner may be miserable in the bed he made, but I’m sure the shameless profiteering of his wife dulls the pain.
So let me get this straight, daughterwife and precious one, Ivanka, moved to Washington with her school-age kids and husband without a second thought, but FLOTUS-in-Theory stays in NYC because, Barron’s school? Ok then.
Also, Kushner ACTUALLY spoke to Ms Spiers? Did he speak in parsel tongue?
I read that Trump had to pay a lot of money to get Barron into that NY school, could be why they were reluctant to pull him out. Don’t want to waste a bribe.
Yes Count Jared looks like a Clammy effete Bag of Douche but My Goodness You Guys: NO ONE IS GONNA DISCUSS REINCE’S TRUMP SPONSORED HAIRLINE DOME SITCH!??!?! I’m so Disappointed in everyone for making me do this!
Haha funny as usual. Dome sitch…lol
You ever see a shark’s eyes. Black as night. Then when he takes a bite if you, they roll back into his head. Dead eyes. Lifeless eyes.
Quint in Jaws
Or summer in rick and morty.
Um….. who is the guy on the left in that top photo? And what’s wrong with his hair? Yikes!
That’s Chief of Staff Rancid Penis.
Not for long from what I hear, he’s on his way out the door.
Who does Jared’s eyebrows?
I thought the same thing the first time I ever saw him. They are too shaped.
He’s miserable?
My heart bleeds poisoned borscht for him.
Why do people claim this guy is attractive? He looks like a Dr. Seuss character.
He looks alot like my ex husband did in his early 30’s.
On another note, it looks like he deliberately posed for the header photo: “Here, look at my (likely very expensive) watch.”
He needs to be kicked in the balls.
Not sure he has any but yes…kick him anyway
I don’t believe the dead-eyed Jared is “unhappy and miserable” which shows weakness. I believe he is plotting evil things but wants to lull us into complacency. No way will this sociopath show fear.
Reince looks like he went to his barber to get the hot and trendy Middle Ages friar cut. What a motley little crew of depravity and greed. All of them are caricatures from a bad 80s mini series. Only this theme isn’t good vs evil it is a grudge match between evil vs diabolical. Even their style is Dynasty redux. Jared looks like a serial killer. If Kellyanne goes MIA I would look in his backyard for a suspicious looking area of new landscaping.
I find him incredibly sexy.
His mouth, and his expressions there, look exactly like Tom Brady.