What’s going on with Miranda Lambert these days? Damned if I know. She’s on the cover of the August issue of Cosmopolitan and all I really learned from it is that she’s still with Anderson East, he of the improbable and fake-sounding name. What if Miranda and Anderson had a baby, and it was a boy they named Bubba East, and Bubba East ended up married to North West? She would have to hyphenate her name, right? North West-East. We need this to happen. Anyway, Miranda and Anderson started happening about two seconds after Miranda and Blake Shelton split, which is fine because Blake started up with Gwen Stefani really quickly too. No one thought either couple would last, but somehow, both couples did. Miranda has been keeping a much lower profile too, at least from what I’ve seen. Anyway, here’s Miranda’s boring-ass Cosmo Q&A:
How she de-stresses: “I ride horses, drink wine and go Glamping.”
When she’s on the verge of a meltdown, the first person she calls is: “My boyfriend.”
The best compliment she’s ever received: “I threw away my scale because of you. You made me realize that weight doesn’t define beauty.”
If she could have dinner with anyone from history: “I’d pick Elvis, and we’d eat chicken fried steak and drink a lot.”
Girls’ Time or Me-Time: “Both. We need both.”
Her favorite way to celebrate: “Titos and Cheetos.”
One thing I know about love: “It’s big and it’s worth it.”
The last thing she Googled: “The last thing I googled was my boyfriend Anderson East to show off his cute pictures.”
“I threw away my scale because of you. You made me realize that weight doesn’t define beauty.” It’s a nice sentiment, but Miranda lost a lot of weight over the course of like two years. She went from a cute, curvy blonde to looking like a Real Housewife. It was strange. Also: do people still glamp? I thought the glamping thing was just a weird trend that was over like five years ago?
Photos courtesy of Ben Watts for Cosmopolitan.
Yes. People still “glamp.” Its the only way to travel!
Love her latest album! Glamping is the only way to do camping 🙂 I did a great trip in the middle Fork salmon river, White water rafting all day and you came back to camp and they cooked and set up your tent for you. It was the best.
Glamping is real, it’s just not as trendy anymore. People have always done it: think of the safaris the Great White Hunters used to take, with porters hauling all their gear and a special case of wine coming with them everywhere.
his name sounds fake b/c it is. he used to go by Mike Anderson. his actual name.