Remember back in the good old days, when stars would be wooed to be on a project? Apparently those days of wining, dining, and flattery are over. Donald Trump has been doing his usual blabbing to Page Six, and told them he wants Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears to be on his new celebrity version of the Apprentice. But instead of sending some flowers and a note with some chocolates, Donald thought it better to tell Page Six that Britney’s a mess. If she was on the fence before, I’m pretty sure she’s jumped off now.

“’We’re negotiating with Britney right now.” The Donald told Page Six. (Doesn’t he know that’s almost enough to get a subpoena from K-Fed’s lawyer?!) “Can you imagine her doing it? We’re not sure what will happen. She’s a [expletive] mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she’d be great.’”

[From MSNBC]

Um, Donald? I know you’re the greatest businessman ever, with the awesomest hair ever, but I don’t think calling someone names is the best way to get them on your side. And it’s probably no the greatest plan to blab to the press that Lindsay Lohan should get new parents if she wants a better life if you want to woo her. That’s just me, and I’m no expert. Just a thought though.

“Apparently Paris Hilton wants in on the fun. ‘(She) wants to be on, and we’re thinking about it, but I don’t know if we’re going to do it,’ Trump said.

“What about LiLo? ‘Another (expletive) mess,’ said the blunt billionaire. ‘We haven’t asked her yet, but I’m going to call her this week. It would be a positive thing for her to do … for all of them,’ he boasted to Page Six.”

[From MSNBC]

This guy is so delusional. He thinks he’s sexy on a stick, and smart to boot. Apparently egomania can get you pretty far in this country, or at least get you a willing ear at the Daily News. I never thought I’d say this, but I’m pretty sure Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears are all too smart, or at least have too much dignity – to say yes to this project. Damn you, Donald Trump, you’re such a asshole that you actually made me say that the airhead trifecta has dignity. That’s what a moron you are.

Picture note by JayBird: Here’s the Donald at a private photo shoot (probably for his new line of Trump Ties) at his Ft. Lauderdale home in July. Keep your panties on, Ladies. Header image from Donald unveiling his Trump Home Luxury Lifestyle collection at Macy’s on July 19th. Image thanks to PR Photos.