Remember how we were talking about how Star Magazine has turned into the budget In Touch Weekly? Here’s further proof – while Star is running basically the same old “Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are meeting each other secretly” story that In Touch has been doing for weeks, In Touch actually managed to either get or make up a real scoop – “Angelina’s Birthday Ends In Tears”. The headline kind of says it all. Something about Brad “making an effort” for Angelina’s thirty-fourth birthday last week, but they just ended up fighting. Brad even got Angelina some special Agent Provocateur lingerie. But all of the itchy thongs in the word couldn’t stop Angelina’s anger over Brad’s continuing relationship with his ex-wife. Read this carefully, because I don’t think Brad even stuck around for the birthday cake!
It started out as a very special birthday for Angelina Jolie — a surprise celebration at her rented mansion on Long Island, N.Y., featuring all six of her children, fresh flowers from the garden, a homemade cake — and her partner, Brad Pitt, who had put aside his problems with her and flown in from Los Angeles just for the June 4 party.
“Brad made an effort to be with Angie,” says a close friend of the couple’s. “He was really hoping they would get along and enjoy themselves.”
But, while Brad did go to a lot of trouble for Angelina’s 34th — presenting her with a specially commissioned painting of their family, as well as lingerie from Angelina’s favorite store, Agent Provocateur — it wasn’t long before the troubled couple erupted in a fight over Brad’s ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston.
“Things were going fine, and then Angie started accusing Brad of meeting Jen in LA,” says an associate. “It turned into a massive blowup, which left Brad more disillusioned than ever.”
According to another pal, Brad didn’t stick around to argue.
“He told her straight out that he’s had enough and was out of there,” the pal reveals.
Four days later, Brad was spotted visiting Angelina on the Washington, D.C., set of her film Salt. But the pal says they’re just going through the motions for appearance’s sake. “Angelina has cried a lot of tears over Brad.”
Another confidante agrees: “This split has been simmering for months, and unless something drastic happens, it is going to boil over very soon. The only thing keeping Brad from officially walking out is their six kids.”
[From In Touch Weekly]
This week’s National Enquirer has a similar story about Brad Pitt spending more time away from Angelina and the kids. But the Enquirer doesn’t mess around with the whole “Brad is disillusioned” angle. They just go straight for the “Brad is thrilled to be single again” angle. Apparently, Brad has been missing his old bachelor ways – going to rock concerts, hanging out with las chicas, and drinking to excess. This is weird, because he hasn’t really been a bachelor since before he started going out with Jennifer Aniston, back in 1998:
Brad Pitt is diving head first into the single life, sources say.
As The ENQUIRER recently reported, he and Angelina Jolie have agreed to a lengthy separation, and insiders reveal Brad is reveling in his bachelor status.
“Brad is far from being sad over the split,” divulged an insider. “He’s psyched to have the breathing room to do the things he loves – bar-hopping with guy friends, going to rock concerts and taking trips on his motorcycle.
“And he’s relieved that he can spend as much time as he wants with his female friends and not get grief from Angie about it.”
Brad, 45, kicked off his bachelor days by attending the testosterone-charged Spike TV 2009 Guys Choice Awards, living it up in Los Angeles with notorious hell-raisers Mel Gibson and Jamie Foxx.
And sources say the enforced separation will give Brad the chance to nurture his continuing friendships with exes Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Aniston, along with other close female friends.
“And THAT drives Angelina nuts!” the source said.
[From The National Enquirer]
I don’t really consider this Brad “longing” for his bachelor stuff, I read it as more of a mid-life crisis. Which I acknowledge Brad is probably going through, and has been going through for several years. So, here’s the question: will Brad be able to go through his midlife crisis without splitting up with Angelina?
2 covers down, 2 more to go Kaiser! And by the way, Brad is only going through his midlife crisis according to the tabloids when they need to sell more of their trash in this tough economy.
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Rofl. Oh man.
Can I predict the next cover story?
“Jen is Pregnant with Brad Pitt’s Baby but it’s an alien!”
Wait, wasn’t it like 3 weeks ago that all the rags were going SO IN LOVE and so on? And then In Touch was the only one that ‘saw’ that they fought all the time there (including some magically word-for-word private conversations in a hotel room), and now everybody is on the bandwagon?
I swear they start to go along with each other’s stories just because it looks stupid if they’re all claiming different things.
Someone once said “where’s smoke, there’s fire”. I think they really spliting up, but they will wait for the right moment, just like he did with Jen.
I suppose one of their small children phoned in all this info to the mag, eh?
what goes around comes around.
GG – I would point a finger at Z.
Do you ever think to yourself
“Gee I wonder where I can go to read about how amazing Brad and Angelina are without any input from those horrible haters (You know those Jennifer Anniston fans since no one else in the world could possibly not LOVE The Brange)”
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Whoops! this is celebitchy….could have fooled me
Where there is smoke there’s fire, well the tabloids have been having them breaking up for 4 years, between claiming they’re getting married ,adopting and pregnant.
For Christ’s sake. Just a reminder, people. You cannot use multiple names to post comments. This is will get you banned.
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think the other rags look at sales figures for In Touch and thought, why should they make all the money? many people are invested in this couples demise and eat this crap up, so they’re just being good business people and giving the public what they want, a family torn apart.
My bust….I honestly didn’t mean to switch the name. Buuuut You don’t have to get so angry about it just because I made a good point. My computer at work is shared with 4 people. All of which go to gossip sites. (I work/intern at a place that deals with the entertainement world and we all have a lot of free time) We all post on each others e-mails/names etc. It’s not a big deal really. We just don’t pay attention to it a lot.
I just read at NYmagazine.com that they have been staying at Rupert Murdock’s home in LI not Sassafras as the tabloids have claimed for 3 months. So I find in interesting that their ‘insiders’ didn’t correct them on which house they were renting
Angie looks horrible on that cover. I’ve never seen her like that b4. Its good to know even she has her moments
I really wish they would break up..Im sick of seeing stories about them every day. I’ve seen 3 stories in the same day..they are breaking up…they are getting married, angelina is pregnant..
“My bust….I honestly didn’t mean to switch the name. Buuuut You don’t have to get so angry about it just because I made a good point. My computer at work is shared with 4 people. All of which go to gossip sites. (I work/intern at a place that deals with the entertainement world and we all have a lot of free time) We all post on each others e-mails/names etc. It’s not a big deal really. We just don’t pay attention to it a lot.”
Sure you do.
Boring!!
Okay then. Jon Gosselin is a wretched creature who didn’t buy his sniping, bitch of a wife a present and instead had a fun filled day with some other chick, while Brad Pitt bought birthday presents but his beautiful bitch of a non-wife got real mean so he split and now has fun with whomever because he is TIRED, PEOPLE of the hell that is home these days.
They all sound so normal when you break it down.
Who cares…..
Get a life people
yes gg the only people in their house are the kids, there are no cooks, maids, nannies or security, so yeah sure only the kids could call and tell. Angie fans are so dumb, man.
Wow Rose it is nice to see you know who I am, where I work and what I do. Say Hi next time you see me k? I love meeting new people 🙂
Is there anybody out there who still doesn’t believe that Huvane is paying these tabloids to print this bullshit?
If you don’t, there’s a bridge over in Brooklyn I’ll sell to you cheap.
Is there anybody that believes that Angelina is not a famewh*re?
If you don’t, there’s a bridge in Brooklyn I’ll sell you cheap.
No the question is is there any one out there who still doesn’t believe these two have broken up? Hello???
nope, only batshit crazy brangeloonies believe that.
Livee,Don’t you think the cook,nannies etc would inform Intouchweekly that the family isn’t staying at Sassafras estate in Long Island. Intouch has been claiming that’s the place they’ve been renting despite the fact that neighbors say that place has been under renovation .Star magazine has claimed they are staying there also . In truth they have been renting Rosehearty owned by Rupert Murdoch wouldn’t an insider know that info.
Yeah they have broken up and Brad is moving in with Jen, Norman and Dolly Brangelina was just a dream like ,”who shot JR” on Dallas.
Kaiser wrote: “For Christ’s sake. Just a reminder, people. You cannot use multiple names to post comments. This is will get you banned.”
For those of us who are webidiots, sometimes when I have logged in on a different terminal I come up as “Anon” still the same e-mail though. Is that ok?
Also, how does a person get rid of an Avitar? Mine just showed up because of the computer I was using, and I don’t know how to change it.
@ Kaiser:
The answer is “NO”.
oh that’s right. Huvane runs the tabloid universe!!!!!!!!!!
the more weight angie loses the more tranny looking her face gets. she was soft and pretty before she got so skeletal.
Taylor – As far as I know, Gravitars are linked to a particular e-mail address, not the computer you’re using. If you’re using the same computer to comment on CB, the site should save the last e-mail address that was used to post a comment.
We can overlook some problems people have with using work computers, etc. But there are examples of a person going around to various threads, agreeing with themselves using multiple names, that sort of thing. That will get you banned.
so in just over a ten year span the guys been married, divorced, rehooked up and now has SIX kids!!!! Come on, that’s too much too fast, celeb or not. This was a train wreck waiting to happen. Jolie Is insane, and clearly she lost it after her mother died, which is soooo reasonable.
This is just sad because the kids. Rich kids can be just as f**ked, maybe even more so then less well off ones. The even sadder thing is someone should of stopped this woman rather then continuing to treat her like she was some sort of deity.
That will get you banned.
As it should. That’s ridiculously childish.
On that note, can we find a way to differentiate between me and the other annie? It’s confusing me…:X LOL
And you know, why is it when you try to defend something or even just, not be negative nancies, we’re suddenly Brangeloonies? With a deep hatred for Jen? I can’t believe we’re still on this train…
Annie – Try hooking your e-mail up to a Gravitar, then people will be able to differentiate.
My Gravitar used to be Ava Gardner. Now it’s a sweet little earless kitty. Cute, huh?
But do I still get to have it be Annie?
hahaha the kitty KILLS me every time I see it.
Edit: Testing?
Whether the rumour is true or not, this reflects badly on Brad Pitt. He doesn’t seem to be as stable as most people think.
Annie – I can see it! Very cute foxy-looking dog.
Awww, Annie and Kaiser both have cute little gravitar. Must.Find.One.That’s.Cuter, lol. 🙂
Mwahah. That’s MY dog! 🙂
That’s him at like 3 months. Isn’t he PRECIOUS? That’s the one I’m always talking about.
LOL truth-SF DO IT!! 🙂 We’ll just kill everyone with cuteness.
livee, thanks for calling me “dumb” and assuming I’m an “Angie fan”. Wrong and rude. I was referring to the article clearly saying that only the family members were at the event, or did you even read the article? Go on back to TMZ if you’re going to act like that.
What I find even more tiresome than the not-love-triangle is how whatever comment somebody makes, they get branded as a Brangeloonie or a Manistonloonie and berated for having an opinion. Basically, what Annie said.
Kaiser, your little kitty looks like a Scottish fold. I wanted one but they’re expensive – they are soooo cute. Their widdle ears are folded down. awww. 😀
@ annie – i ended up changing to “the original kate” after another kate came on and started a bunch of crap. i asked him/her to change their name but they didn’t, so i changed mine. you could be “the original annie” … or “annie oakley”!
He went with Angelina BECAUSE of his midlife crisis.
That is why he really craved the change and wanted more excitement.
He got a hell of a ride (I’ll give Angie credit for that), but now he has taken on some major responsibilities- like 6 children he needs to father regardless of whether he leaves Angelina.
That’s why guys should tone down the changes they can’t undo after they calm down.
This guy has had more children than years with Angelina.
How about getting to know the woman BEFORE you have children together?
Same thing happened to me with another gg. ggggrrrr … X(
i agree shelly shellz, in touch used an unflattering photo of angelina, and they didn’t touch it up where they could have.
Sometimes, Thank you so very much for the roll on the carpet belly laugh! It is so true. It would be sumptuously interesting if Brangelina and their bunch of kids could spend time with Jon&Kate. This would be a show I would get a TV for and watch. Brad and Jon could smoke up out in the back and drink beer while Kate and Angelina could verbally and physically duke it out while the nannies are taking care of all the children. Angie would not kowtow to Kate; the children would have friends within their age range; Jon and Brad would just watch the whole circus and exhale…
Annie..love your Shiba!!
I am enjoying all this. This is so predictable. I knew it would come. The story on people magazine makes me think that a break up may be in the works. Let me sit back and enjoy this.
I’d comment on the thread but I just noticed Annie’s gravitar from reading the comments and just: awwwwwwww. Is he a corgi? They are so super cute with their stumpy little legs and huge ears. They are whipsmart too. I want one 🙂
“Is there anybody out there who still doesn’t believe that Huvane is paying these tabloids to print this bullshit?”
Ummmm what about the BS mags print about EVERY OTHER celeb out there? Is JA’s publicist behind that too?
I love it, Jennifer Aniston is the single source behind every story printed about her and every story printed about Brad and Angelina, according to some people. Right? It’s not just money-hungry tabloids making up stories trying to make a buck. Nope, it’s all pathetic Jennifer Aniston who has nothing better to do, I guess. When she gets home from filming she sits on the phone with Huvane and plots about the next story to give to Star or InTouch? Right.
It’s amazing how much people will pin on someone when they are looking for reasons to hate him or her.
yo GG I don’t believe all the crap in mags, so no I did not read the article, BUT just because it is a family party does not mean there is not help, all the kids have nannies, of course there is security there, any one could run their mouths, tell their spouses info,
SO I think it is DUMB to think the only people in the house were the six kids and brad and angie, NO WAY!
I also don’t know how people can still deny they split and make excuses for every report, they split weeks ago people. Really.
I would also like to say for angie being “most beautiful woman on the plant”uck, that the three other woman on the mag cover, Reese, Nicole and yes even Kate Gosselin are all more attractive on that cover than Angie’s fuggo head.
People are so brainwashed or something, she is not even close to “the most beautiful woman on the plant, she ain’t even the most beautiful woamn in Long island.
Brad wanted a family and now that he has it he wants to enjoy the single life again. It does seem like he is going through a mid life crisis. And Angie shouldn’t complain she wanted to have a big family and now she has it. I can imagine JA really must be enjoying all the headlines.
Ursula: What will you do if they don’t break up? Do you plan to throw yourself out the window or under a bus?
LOL Chica, nothing so dramatic, I will sit and bid my time, they will break up…eventually.
Ok Angie’s not your type we get it, Livee. You are just obssessed with someone you hate. Pathetic.If you can’t stand her avoid her threads it will be so much better for your state of mind less stress. God Bless you
lol, cheers, cassie – you took the words right out of my hands.
Hey, Ursula, you want to know about “eventually”? My neighbor just kicked her cheating hubby out the door after 50 — yes, you read that right — 5-0 years of marriage.
You going to wait that long for Brad and Angie to split up?
Relationships are dynamic, not static. They work for a while and then they don’t work for a while and then maybe they start working again or not.
It could be Kaiser’s right and Brad is going through a classic mid-life crisis. If that’s the case, then it’s up to Angie whether or not she has the patience to see him through it.
Or, again, the whole thing could be a massive tabloid fabrication with the sole purpose of raising their sagging bottom line. It all reads like a soap opera: one week they’re splitting up, next week she’s pregnant, next week he walks out, etc. etc. It’s like tune in next week for the next exciting episode.