– Michael Lohan Rats Out Dina Lohan [yeeeah]
– Lindsay Lohan on the cover of Zoo Magazine [I’m Not Obsessed]
– There’s some big scandal with Larry Birkhead and Dannielynn and OK! Magazine’s editor says “at the moment, my biggest fear is that Larry and Howard may have tricked us all.” Oooh what’s going on? [Lifeline Live]
– Jessica Simpson was shocked to hear that John Mayer was dating Cameron Diaz [DListed]
– Pictures from the opening of Jermaine Dupri’s Studio 72 club near Atlanta [Bossip]
– Pajiba continues its review of classic films with Tarantula, a b-movie thriller not for arachnophobes [Pajiba]
– Tucker Carlson is a gay basher [Celebslam]
– Tara Reid preppy photoshoot [Bastardly]
– Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson are still going strong [ICYDK]
– Nick Hogan’s asanine interview about his speeding and car worship prior to his infamous drag racing accident [Hollywood Rag]
– Guess who is wearing a little black dress? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Cute ad for Paris Hilton’s first post prison interview (it’s old but new to us) [Agent Bedhead]
– Gwen Stefani wears a bikini [The Blemish]
– Billy Bob Thornton and Kim Basinger to star as a married couple in upcoming movie [Crazy Days and Nights]
– How long do you give Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher? [PopSugar]
– Jennifer Garner at The Kingdom premiere in Tokyo looking like a hot secretary [The Grumpiest]
– Keira Knightley wants you to know she wears panties [CelebNewsWire]
– Google is trying to get its employees laid [Evil Beet]
– Sienna Miller and her new boyfriend Rhys Ifans look suited to each other [CelebWarship]
– Britney Spears is going to open the VMAs. That’s not a disaster in the making or anything [IDLYITW]
– Cameron Diaz, Lake Bell and Ashton Kutcher filming What Happens in Vegas [Glitterati]
– Jennie Garth and two of her daughters [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Jodie Foster looking hot in W Magazine [popbytes]
– El Debarge nabbed for domestic violence [Socialite’s Life]
– David Beckham got kicked in the nuts and messed up his knee again, which means another 4-6 weeks on the bench [Just Jared]