Louise Linton granted another interview. She really just needs to stop talking. [Jezebel]
I didn’t really understand why Ready Player One was even made, but this explanation is interesting – it’s actually a horror film about fandom. [Buzzfeed]
Elisabeth Rohm looks like a floral arrangement. [Go Fug Yourself]
Is The Weeknd’s new album all about Selena Gomez? [LaineyGossip]
Lindsay Lohan’s April Fools Day prank was stupid. [Dlisted]
Let’s have better sex scenes in movies. [Pajiba]
Kendra Wilkinson confirms her divorce with a tearful video. [Starcasm]
I love these hedgehog photos. [OMG Blog]
Miley Cyrus did something for Easter. Ugh. [The Blemish]
Michael Rapaport is still feuding with Real Housewives. [Reality Tea]
Nothing this despicable b-tch does/says means anything to me forever. She showed her true colors in that notorious incident that went viral and which is as good a low point as any in the sh-t show Trump lobbed at the world like a grenade of infamy , chaos and greed.
She is a horrible high-handed POS who thinks she’s better than everyone. And her husband…as if she would give that uber dork a second look if he weren’t loaded.
OMG you truly made me lol.
I despise this woman so much. I hope one day karma hands back her ass hard.
My favorite reply to her was a woman on a Twitter who said, “Well, Louise, my dress is only $10, but I don’t have to f__k Steve Mnuchin.
Awww why the hate for Ready Player One?? I loved the book and can’t wait to see the movie. Maybe it was made because the fans wanted to see it…
Ugh I was just starting to forget about Lady Louise. She needs her publicist to tell her that her best plan to mitigate her PR disaster of an image is to lay low. Whenever she resurfaces she sticks her foot in her mouth all over again.
Louise Linton trophy wife stare.
She is pathetic.
Fake bleached blond hair along with that expensive blow dry and up-do. Wearing black leather gloves inside as if she were visiting royalty. Everything about her screams “golddigger” and “desperate social climber”. There are social climbers who put in some charitable effort. She doesn’t. she expects to get everything for being Mnuchkins wh-oh-ife.
I always think: Kim Basinger’s face gone wrong.
What’s wrong with her face? It looks as if it’s frozen in one supercilious look.
How old is she? Maybe she’s hiding her hands with those odd gloves. Aging shows in the hands.
Louise is saying to to all of us & Washington’s elite: F*ck y’all. The only thing I have to do is be Mnuchie’s doll baby. Let me spell this out to you haters: That means I’m any sexual fantasy he wants me to be. I do this by keeping my angel hair angel-ly, I keep my body nice and tight by spending hours at soul cycle. I play the exhausted housewife who runs errands in an Uber. I stay plastered to his side whenever and wherever I can to give him the impression that I can’t live without him and that he’s my strong, valiant protector. In essence, I make a rich, ugly man feel like he’s GOT it. You poor unfortunate women have had to do this for improvised men. So sorry for you that you aren’t me. Not. Now, as far as these provincial old bags in DC who call themselves socialites are concerned why should I kow-tow to them? Our real lives are in LA and NY. Once Mnuchie-Bear, Trump and the best Congress that money can buy finishes realigning tax and monetary policy so that money flows more easily upward, he, I and all the other robber barons of his ilk are leaving town. Work done. Now, I really most go and drape myself seductively over a piece of furniture. My hubsies will be home any minute and I refuse to be late for work.
You forgot the part where she downs two glasses of champagne and a Xanax before she plasters on the Stepford smile, letting him throw his bulk on top of her, but otherwise, A++ job, very accurate, would read again.
What is going on with her cheeks, they look painful!
Louise Linton needs to step off the soulcycle once in awhile and do some squats. Perk up that long, flat a$$ of hers.
There are SO many reasons to dump on this lady, but that is not one of them. I do deadlifts and all manner of squats, do yoga, trail run, etc., and I have a genetic flat ass. I guess I should be made fun of for that? C’mon, surely we don’t need to stoop to making fun of her body parts, right? I mean, literally EVERYTHING is wrong with who she is, what she thinks, and how she conducts herself. THOSE are the issues (and there are SO many of them!) with her–not her butt.
I’m making fun of a woman who believes she’s above everyone else, so, yes, I’m going to pick her apart. If she were a decent human being and likeable, I wouldn’t notice the flaws. I don’t get all bent out of shape when people make fun of Kate’s hair or short legs, I know it’s not about me and my imperfect body.
Yeah, wow, talk about no ass! I have a long back with a crack. In other words, a flat ass. It has gotten better since I stopped doing so much cardio. Instead of jogging, I do Jillian Michael’s workouts. Banish fat, boost metabolism has really done wonders, also shred it with weights and six week six pack. They are hard so hard. I’m so sweaty and sore by the time I’m done. @themummy, don’t take it too personally. We all have flaws, in her case, we are pointing it out because she’s a nasty, vain superficial woman.
No worries- he will dump her once she hits a certain age. These trophy wives, acting like A listers, is laughable because in the end they will get dumped for younger model
Hedgehogs!!! So cute. Thanks for that link.
If living in a luxury hotel for 3 months while ubering back and forth to your multimillion dollar mansion without an interior designer is supposed to make us sympathize with Louise, she has failed. Also, her husband’s use of military aircraft has cost taxpayers $1 MILLION so far! I do NOT forgive that! She and her husband are both trash.