– Britney is going to open the VMAs for sure. [DListed]
– Halle Berry working her baby bump [Bossip]
– The 11th Hour could be a bit more subtle [Pajiba]
– Maddox Jolie-Pitt goes to school [Celebslam]
– Jessica Simpson took over a patio at a party [yeeeah]
– Madonna with a granny sweater on [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Hot or Not: Robin Tunney [Bastardly]
– Hilary Swank at the 25th anniversary of Calvin Klein underwear party [ICYDK]
– Hilary Duff performing in Montreal [Drunken Stepfather]
– Kate Moss’ New Man isn’t a Looker [Hollywood Rag]
– WTF is Sharon Stone wearing? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day [Agent Bedhead]
– Mary Kate Olsen doesn’t smile on purpose because she hates the paparazzi [The Blemish]
– Johnny Depp In Venice [CityRag]
– Celebrities at the Miss Sixty fashion show including Mischa Barton, Demi Moore, Clive Owen and Maggie Gyllenhaal [PopSugar]
– Jessica Simpson still needs a stylist [The Grumpiest]
– Debbie Harry was turned down for Playboy when she was young for being too skinny [CelebNewsWire]
– iPhone is now $200 cheaper [Evil Beet]
– Ludacris is giving out 50 18-karat gold specially engraved rings as invitations to his 30th birthday party [Gabsmash]
– Jenna Fischer and her husband split up [CelebWarship]
– Meagan Good in a see through top [IDLYITW]
– Shia LaBeouf smoking a cigarette [Glitterati]
– Helena Bonham Carter pregnant and fug as usual [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Kim Porter said she had to sneak out of the house when she left Diddy [Rhymes with Snitch]
– Now the tabs are talking about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie making up, as if all that shit about them breaking up were true. [popbytes]
– The new View member is comedianne Sherri Shepard [Socialite’s Life]
– Nicole Richie at fashion week [Just Jared]
– Walter Cronkite might be back on TV at the age of 89. [Lifeline Live]
– Senator Craig once called Bill Clinton a “Naughty, Nasty Boy” I bet he was thinking all about that. [Best Week Ever]

RJ Matson, The St. Louis Post Dispatch, caglecartoons.com