Donald Trump was a weak, senile Nazi at the G20 conference in Argentina

G-20 summit in Buenos Aires

Donald Trump looked like a friggin’ hostage in Buenos Aires, Argentina. He was there for the G20 conference, and of course he didn’t want to be there. But it seemed notable just how out-of-sorts he was across the board – he seemed weak. He looked weak. He is weak. No one wanted to talk to him. Even when other leaders made an effort with him, he just wandered off like a senile Nazi:

At the G20, he also seemed weak on “the wall” and China, which Axios is making a big deal about. Not even two years into his presidency, and everything around Trump has the vibe of “lame duck,” meaning… no one wants to work with him, and everyone believes he’ll be out the door soon enough. Speaking of, Axios also has a piece about how Robert Mueller is “writing a ‘report’ in real time, before our eyes, through his cinematic indictments and plea agreements,” and that “he has been making his case bit by bit, in public, since his very first court filing.”

Meanwhile, Vlad Putin was doing bro-shakes with Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, the same prince who ordered Jamal Khashoggi’s murder. The Daily Beast also reports that Russian media is “roasting” Trump. *inserts “It’s what she deserves” GIF*

And finally, the Bush family has let it be known that Donald Trump is invited to HW Bush’s full state funeral because the Bush family didn’t want to look like they’re “stiffing” a sitting #NotMyPresident.

G-20 summit in Buenos Aires

Photos courtesy of Avalon Red.

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  1. Tanguerita says:

    Putin looks like his face might explode any minute.

    • Betsy says:

      That is a shocking amount of fillers.

      • OriginalLala says:

        he looks like he is mostly fillers and plastic surgery at this point

      • Kitten says:

        Botox fillers…he’s had a LOT done. His face looks like it’s swallowing his eyes. So strange.

      • Rapunzel says:

        And a shocking amount of gross coloring too. Is his filler vodka instead of botox? Cause he has the coloring of a nonstop drunk before the yellowing of liver failure.

    • Murphy says:

      I don’t understand why he feels he needs all the fillers/plastic surgery, he can just divinely declare his face is a perfect example of ultimate masculinity no matter what it looks like

    • Lama Bean says:

      OMG I thought that was just my eyes playing tricks on me.

  2. AnnaKist says:

    I can’t even bear to look at the trump maggot anymre. Our new Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, wasn’t much better, squeezing himself into the sidelines for a two-minute “meeting” (!) with trump, and then coming back here like an arse licker… A proper pair of tossers.

  3. Beth says:

    That’s not the first time he’s wandered off. He’s wandered off stages, walked right by his limo after getting off Airforce One, walked away, and left the office while forgetting to sign executive orders in front of cameras. Something is definitely not right with his mind

    • Jerusha says:

      My husband used to do that in the early stage of Alzheimer’s.

      • Beth says:

        My mother took my fathers car keys away recently. He was wandering while driving and couldn’t find their house. Just driving a mile away was confusing for him now that he has dementia

      • Jerusha says:

        @Beth I am so sorry. My husband lived for twelve years after diagnosis. It is a horrible, horrible disease. Strength to you and your mother.

      • Swack says:

        I was “lucky”, if you want to put it that way. When my mom couldn’t find her way back from a store about 1 mile away, she gave up driving. Also, she only lived with Alzheimer’s about four years. Strength to both of you.

      • Original T.C. says:

        He may have Alzheimer’s but for sure his behavior in Argentina had to go with being preoccupied worrying about how close Muller is getting. Cohan knows every shady deal Trump has ever engaged him. He didn’t care enough to play President selfish as always thinking only about himself. Everyone also was well caught up with USA news and treated him like he was irrelevant and already kicked out of office.

    • RBC says:

      According to his doctor he is in “excellent health”. His behaviour has been odd for ages now.He seems to be getting worse(making more mistakes when he is talking to the media) Why the news media is not reporting more about it, I will never understand.

      • Louisa says:

        Yeah it’s clear at this point, he’s more than just an arrogant, obnoxious, completely clueless jackass. He is definitely all those things, but he’s also suffering from some kind of dementia. I know social media this weekend was mocking his behaviour but I find it worrying and dangerous. If he’s not running the show, who is?

      • Bella DuPont says:

        Or maybe he’s starting to build the case for some sort of medical defense for when he inevitably gets charged for one of his very many crimes.

      • Who ARE These People? says:

        He dictated that letter to his airhead doctor, Bornstein.

      • jan90067 says:

        Mmm yeah, is that the same hippy-dippy Dr. Feel-Good who ADMITTED that Dump wrote his own letter of health? Or the drunk Naval Dr., who was bribed and had to step down?

      • Megan says:

        A qualified, unbiased medical professional has not evaluated Trump’s health. And it’s abundantly clear he is not in perfect health.

    • whatWHAT? says:

      apparently, he was recorded saying “get me out of here” to an aide as he walked off the stage after shaking the Argentine president’s hand.

      dude DOES NOT WANT to be president anymore but his ego won’t let him resign. at least until he’s facing an imminent impeachment or indictment.

      • NJ says:

        If you listen to the recording above, you can actually hear him say ‘gemme outta here.’ He sounds petulant.

      • Tiffany :) says:

        It’s so true. Fool just doesn’t have it in him to work as hard as the presidency demands. I hope he sees the writing on the wall and feels both Mueller and voters breathing down his neck.

    • Mabs A'Mabbin says:

      Exactly! Since this episode, I started looking at all the other times he’s meandered (only time I can look at him is when he’s frakking up), and it’s crazy. He truly doesn’t know what the hell is going on. Like ever. He’s so embarrassing.

  4. Darla says:

    Yeah they all love Kavanaugh. W even claims there that Laura loves him.

    Never forget who the bushies really really are. I refuse to grade people on a curve just because we now have this abomination in office.

    • notpretentious says:

      I couldn’t agree with you more Darla.

    • OriginalLala says:

      Thank you – the Bushes were calling Senators trying to push them to vote for Kavanaugh, let’s not forget that (and all their other problems) just because Trump is a garbage fire.

    • Rulla says:

      Exactly! Don’t whitewash this horrible being because he’s dead.

    • ChillyWilly says:

      Agree 100% Darla. Screw the Bush’s. We are supposed to be thankful that HW was charming while he screwed the middle class and got rich bedding down with the Saudi ‘s? Same goes for Dubya. Hell.No.

    • Tiffany :) says:

      Yes, the Willie Horton ad and the irresponsible handling of the AIDS crisis should never be forgotten.

  5. Digital Unicorn says:

    Other reports i read say that he tried to dictate what was discussed, how long and the language used. One of his aides was alleged to have said that the President doesn’t want to spend too much time talking about immigration and would only engage if certain language was used – can’t remember the tone suggested.

    He was basically rude and obstructive to everyone the whole time and in a snit because no one wanted to kiss the ring – even his master kept his distance.

    Also Putin allegedly demanded a private meeting and got one – demanded is the language thats being used by the Russian media.

    • hunter says:

      In French the verb “demander” is “to ask” so linguistically it’s possible the Russians just demand stuff all day like the French.

  6. RBC says:

    The sitting arrangements and body language at the funeral will be interesting if 45 attends. If he does attend he will somehow make it all about himself. Some “urgent matter” will suddenly arise that he can’t attend. A good portion of the people who would be there can’t stand 45 and he is known to avoid face to face conflict. He would rather hide behind Twitter

    • teehee says:

      You mean it will be raining?

    • Esmom says:

      I agree. For hi the victory is in being invited. I’m sure he has zero interest in actually going and having to put on a show of condolences that he’s not capable of mustering.

    • Lightpurple says:

      There is standard protocol for the seating arrangements at a State Funeral. Trump and his crew of rude idiots don’t know the rules but the Bush family does and they will be followed. The Dotard will be seated in a prominent position because of his position but he’ll likely be seated right next to the Clintons and the Obamas and the Carters, if they attend. And if Nagini thinks she’s getting a prominent seat, she’ll be sorely mistaken. She’s nothing, especially not if Daddy is attending. Other First Daughters & Sons will hold a higher position in the pecking order because they represent parents who are gone so she needs to prepare herself to be somewhere behind Caroline, Tricia, whichever Johnson daughter and whichever Reagans and Fords attend.

      • holly hobby says:

        Staff may have to tranquilize him to get him to go. I can’t see him sitting through the whole thing. Especially if he is not allowed to talk.

  7. Beth says:

    I heard Trump caught on camera saying to one of his aides, “Get me out of here.” He didn’t want to be there because he was clueless about what he was supposed to do, nobody likes him there, and he knows his time is running out with Mueller coming to get him and throw him in prison forever

      • Swack says:

        Wow! Yet most of the articles I read have praised Trump for not tweeting for 24 hours, the fact that he have punted the tariffs with China for 90 days, that he was so considerate for cancelling a press conference due to the death of Bush (*cough*, not, *cough) and was overall presidential this trip.

    • Tiny Martian says:

      He’s likely accustomed to having someone lead him by the hand and take him where he is supposed to go in the White House, and that was certainly the case back when he was making his reality show.

      I wouldn’t be surprised if he does have Alzheimer’s, but I also expect he’s always been a doddering incompetent fool. He doesn’t have the attention span to listen to instructions, and has paid people to take him wherever he needs to go for pretty much his entire life, so he’s hardly equipped to start fending for himself now!

      • Esmom says:

        This is what I think. He’s never had to think for himself so when he has a few moments on his own he has no clue what to do. And that’s the reason why I’m not sure he’s suffering from dementia. He’s clearly scared at being so far out of his depth and if he was ill I don’t think he’d be so insecure about that, he’d be more oblivious.

      • Juls says:

        Y’all have seriously got me picturing the inside of his head as only containing a mouse on a wheel, chasing a piece of cheese.

      • minx says:

        I think “weak senile Nazi” is a good description.

      • Christin says:

        His ghostwriter Schwartz laid it out a long time ago (before the election). In the late 1980s, he had an incredibly low attention span, per Schwartz. The writer had to end up following Orange around for more than a year to ghostwrite the book.

        I don’t believe he’s suddenly declining mentally. It’s likely a case of born rich/waited on hand and foot/no curiosity or drive, coupled with being emotionally stunted overall. It just shows up more now that the world’s spotlight is on him.

  8. Eric says:

    Emperor Zero thinks it’s a victory that China is willing to buy some products that set off the trade war in the first place. It’s not a victory, Orange Stooge! American farmers have been gutted and your false claims, in your horrible monosyllabic tone, won’t placate the streams of conservatives who bailed on you during the midterms.

    It’s too late EZ. Nothing will stop the blue wave, Mr Mueller, or a load of sealed indictments heading your way. You conspired with a foreign adversary to build a TT Moscow TWICE—the Trump-Algarov one, not nearly in the media enough, was a signed deal through July 2017 (you were “president” then, asswipe). Quid pro quo. Hug your kids goodbye and give a deep kiss to Ivanka when she heads to prison, because all 3 adult “griftren” were a part of the second TT Moscow.

    • Juls says:

      Can we add bribery to the charges? He attempted to BRIBE a hostile foreign power with a luxury apartment to the tune of $50 mil.

  9. Robot Dog says:

    after the reports that have come out in the last few months, it was super awesome how the U.S. was the only country there that noped out of committing to managing climate change. Again.

    I’m that clip of him wandering off the stage, you can hear him saying “get me out of here” as he flounces off, so that’s great, too.

    He’s like…you know how at school or at work, when you have to do a group project and sometimes you get stuck with that one guy who’s totally useless but still thinks he’s the key to your success, so you find ways to work around him? That’s Trump at this meeting. They can’t kick him out, so they let him toddle along and get his Gentleman’s C to keep him from having a meltdown.

    JFC, this administration is so exhausting. I miss the days when I opened the news and my first thoughts weren’t “what shame has befallen us today?” or ” what’s he done that will get us killed today? “

    • Esmom says:

      The group project is a great analogy. He’s the guy that no one wanted because he has no interest in or capability to contribute yet still expects full credit. He’s such an embarrassment.

    • Digital Unicorn says:

      The video of him walking off was soo embarrassing for the US, the Argentinian Pres was like ‘WTAF’ and then there was that confused looking aide to walk across the stage after the orange toddler. Everyone was astounded. IQ45 was clearly upset about something – it was written all over his face whenever you saw him at the G20. I love the meme’s of MBS and Putin high 5’ing and Trumps face in the background, he looked like he was about to cry.

      • Jerusha says:

        Was this little episode covered on Faux News? I don’t know because I have never ever watched that network.

      • Juls says:

        And a few people in the audience laughed too. Which I thought was great, because he hates to be laughed at.

      • Digital Unicorn says:

        @Jerusha – I don’t think so, it was covered by the UK and European press and was all over the internet. SNL did a skit about the MBS and Putin high 5’ing.

      • Tiffany :) says:

        It was so embarrassing when he wandered off stage. The body language says so much. He’s humiliating our country on the global stage.

  10. lassie says:

    That’s “239 pounds” of awesome right there!

    ;p

  11. Belle Epoch says:

    Again, Kaiser, THANK YOU for covering this stuff on Celebitchy. I always agree with you, and I LOVE hearing from like-minded, well-informed Celebitchies! “Yes” to everything above.

    • Lilly (with the double-L) says:

      Agreed. The Russian media (meaning Putin) is pretty much dismissing him too. Not a good sign for the orange one.

  12. Q T Hush says:

    Trump isn’t one of the cool kids when it comes to the G20 ensemble and boy does he know it.

  13. Svea says:

    The headline says it all. Putin looks like a Cabbage Patch doll.

  14. Anna says:

    Did you see the baby Trump Bimp still following him around? Ha!

  15. Rapunzel says:

    He’s threatening to close the entire southern border this morning, all while forgetting it was his administration’s incompetence that turned the caravan into a chaotic situation by acting like racist a-holes. And whining about he, Xi and Putin need to stop the arms race because we spent over 700 mill on arms. Which he asked for and had included in his budget because he wanted us to have fancy, new, impressive missiles and bombers. He’s a lunatic.

  16. Incredulous says:

    Oh God, there’s going to be another infrastructure week. What fresh crime is this?

  17. Amelie says:

    He definitely in his early stages of dementia. I had a front seat row to watching my grandmother decline as I grew up. I unfortunately never feel like I got to know her because by the time I was old enough to have memories of her, she was already starting to repeat herself and forget what I had just told her five, ten minutes ago. Her behavior changed too and she became more hostile, more cantankerous which is part of dementia.

    Trump has never been known for his amazing personality but the dementia exacerbates what is already there. I really doubt he’ll be able to finish his presidency and I can’t see how he’ll be up for campaigning for a second term if gets that far.

    • chips n sticks says:

      I think he’s just a fool. It’s more obvious now that we see him more often.

      • lisanne says:

        New Yorker here: No, he used to be much more articulate, say 20 years ago. Think about the way he uses words. Actually says things like “I have all the best words.” That’s a sign of dementia. Everything is “the best” because he can’t come up with any other adjectives.

  18. adastraperaspera says:

    He’s going down and he knows it. He said last week that he misses New York. He just wants out. If he did get proceeds from that Rosneft oil deal, then I think it’s likely he sets up a Xanadu dacha in a country that doesn’t extradite and runs.

    • Louisa says:

      I saw on Twitter this morning a MAGAt post something about Trump not running again in 2020 as he “really doesn’t need this President bullsh*t and will already have set everything in motion to MAGA so he can retire”.
      It’s the first time I’ve seen anyone from the cult acknowledge that his time is up. And I guess this is their way of rationalizing it.

    • Digital Unicorn says:

      Yeah I agree, its not going the way he fantasised about – people are not kissing the ring and he is openly being mocked. He’s realised its not a reality TV show. At this stage he and his vile family should have milked quite a nest egg from the gov and international community through their ‘deals’ but it depends on how much he owes the Russian mafia – allegedly its billions.

    • Tiffany :) says:

      I could totally see this happening. That’s the grift, right? Take the money and run when you see the end is near.

  19. Eric says:

    Witness tampering openly on twitter?

    What a STABLE GENIUS

  20. Jerusha says:

    These responses to the POS known as Rudy Giuliani are great.
    https://twitter.com/rudygiuliani/status/1069192141610655744?s=21

  21. Chef Grace says:

    Trump will probably walk right by the casket and out the door.

  22. Mimismom says:

    Putin and the Saudi prince were really mean girling Trump with that high five. The G20 is like high school and Trump is the outcast.

  23. holly hobby says:

    Did anyone catch how Justin Trudeau trolled him? I saw a snippet on twitter. JT will start off in english then switch to french and every single time the Nazi had to put his hearing device on. It was off and on. Then JT called him by his name and the look on Nazi said it all. Next thing I read he wanted to cancle nafta lite cuz JT hurt his feelings…