Donald Trump’s approval numbers are in the toilet. Nancy Pelosi owns his dinosaur butt. All his cronies keep getting indicted. Before the three weeks is up on the continuing resolution, I’m sure there will be many, many shenanigans about the budget. But we’re not talking about that at this very moment. The Washington Post has an article about what Donald Trump is like when he has guests in the White House. Because he’s a bigly moron who can’t sit still, read or show complex reasoning about any subject, he spends most of his time in the WH just showing people around, like a tour guide. The problem is that Trump doesn’t know anything about the history of the White House, and he just lies and brags the entire time. You can read the full article here. The weirdest highlights:

He loves to bring up Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky: When President Trump brings senators, New York friends or other guests to the Oval Office, he occasionally opens a door near his desk summoning them to follow. Flashing a grin, he wants his friends to see where Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky reportedly began their sexual encounters…Three other people who have embarked on a tour with Trump said he made similar comments regarding the former president and White House intern, laughing and making facial expressions. The subject often leads to lengthy, sometimes crass conversations, aides said.

He tells lies about Barack Obama: The president has also claimed to guests, without evidence, that his private dining room off the Oval Office was in “rough shape” and had a hole in the wall when he came into the West Wing and that President Barack Obama used it to watch sports, according to two White House officials and two other people who have heard him discuss the dining room. “He just sat in here and watched basketball all day,” Trump told a recent group, before saying he upgraded Obama’s smaller TV to a sprawling, flat-screen one, the four people said. An Obama White House official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because Obama does not generally respond to Trump’s remarks, said that there was no hole in the wall and that Obama rarely worked in the room and did not watch basketball there.

Trump thinks he’s the first person to ever allow people into the Oval Office: The former Obama aide said the 44th president often had friends, family members of staff members and others for White House visits, contrary to what Trump tells people on tours. “No one had ever seen the Oval Office!” the current president claimed during a recent meeting with business executives, before bringing them into the room, according to two people present.

Trump loves showing off the residence & the Lincoln Bedroom: A George W. Bush aide said he rarely took people into the residence, largely because his family was there. The Obama aide said he only took close friends into the residence — “not D.C. officials,” the aide said. Trump, by contrast, has summoned hundreds, if not thousands, of people upstairs, aides said.

Trump loves TVs and shiny things: He is obsessed with the chandeliers in the White House and called the main staircase “beautiful, just really luxurious,” a person who heard the comments said. He brags about how many televisions there are in the West Wing and his fancy system of toggling between channels made for him — he calls it a “Super TiVo,” according to White House aides and Sims’s book.

[From WaPo]

There’s a lot more, about how Trump doesn’t know anything about art and he has to rely on one guy to tell him that the artwork is good. Trump also hated the toilets so he had them replaced, which is something I didn’t want to know. He loves to bulls–t about former presidents, and he seems to hate Ulysses S. Grant for some reason. The Obama-basketball story is really… something. I’ve always, always felt like Trump considered the White House such a “dump” which needed “extensive renovations” simply because the Obamas were the previous tenants.

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