We’ve all had those fights where we say things we shouldn’t. Harsh words are exchanged, things you never meant yelled… or worse, things you meant, but never meant to say yelled. It’s very traumatic, and a challenging part of the human condition. Thank goodness that Kate Moss and Sienna Miller know exactly where we’re coming from. The two got into a major fight over a guy… and style. No that’s not a misprint. They fought about style, all at a mutual friend’s wedding reception.

“NO wedding is complete without a good old-fashioned bust-up. And KATE MOSS and SIENNA MILLER kept the tradition alive at a mutual pal’s reception with a foul-mouthed catfight — over RHYS IFANS. I bet the Welsh scarecrow never thought he’d find himself at the centre of a jealous tug of war between two of Britain’s best looking women. Kate has been pals with Rhys for years and has had the hump since Sienna pulled him — because he’s stopped getting hammered with the model.

“Sienna arrived at the reception in London with Rhys, not long after Cocaine Kate, who was with new fella JAMIE HINCE and best pal SADIE FROST. Evil glares were exchanged across the dancefloor as the tension mounted between the two camps. And after some serious alcohol lubrication it all kicked off. A witness at Saturday’s bash told me: ‘Kate had a go at Sienna and accused her of stealing her style. She was ranting on about how Sienna was now trying to steal her lifestyle and her friends too.’”

[From the Sun]

Is it possible to steal someone’s style? It’s not exactly a tangible item. Isn’t that like stealing someone’s groove? Did I just betray my lack of cool by even asking?

Luckily Sadie Frost stepped in and sorted the whole thing out. That’s right, you can wipe the nervous sweat from your brow now.

“After Sienna fought her corner with an obscene tirade of her own, an unlikely peacemaker stepped in — Sadie. Let’s not forget Sadie once despised Sienna for getting together with her ex JUDE LAW. She and Kate once spent hours bitching about her over numerous glasses of wine — especially when Sienna’s effortless style earned her fashion contracts and she was hailed a style icon.

“But Sadie — who is trying to cut down her boozing — has long since buried the hatchet with Sienna and stepped in on Saturday to calm things down. The onlooker added: ‘Sadie stood between them and reminded them that it was a wedding and that they should show some respect. Sienna was in the mood for carrying on the scrap but Rhys persuaded her to call it a night.’”

[From the Sun]

Well really, if you can’t count on the woman whose ex-husband you slept with to rescue you from the wrath of Kate Moss, who can you count on? The other day when Kate Moss was screaming at me on the subway and I was starting to get kinda freaked out, this lady whose husband I once slept with rushed in and told Kate to chill. I told her it actually wasn’t Kate Moss but a crazed heroin addict, and she apologized and went on her way. You can see how she’d make that mistake though.

Note by Jaybird: Here’s Sienna Miller at the Valentino Garavani Designer Exhibition on July 6th. Header image of Kate Moss at the : The Golden Age Of Couture VIP Gala in London last Wednesday, admittedly not looking like a heroin addict. Images thanks to PR Photos.