There’s trouble in paradise for Josh Duhamel and Fergie. It seems they’re having some serious issues, at least according to the National Enquirer. At issue: Fergie’s crazy work schedule, her partying, her immaturity, and her lack of desire for all things baby. Surprisingly, it seems like Josh doesn’t have any “issues” that Fergie is worried about. Seems weird, doesn’t it? Like if there are problems in a marriage, it’s all the girl’s fault. However, in this case, they have might a point. Can you imagine being married to Fergie? She just seems like… a marriage wouldn’t necessarily be a good fit. In Fergie’s defense though, it wasn’t like she forced Josh to marry a crazy rock star.

Six months after their wedding, pals say the Hollywood hipsters are fighting to save their marriage because he wants children, and she won’t give up her rock star lifestyle!

“[They’re] clashing night and day and they’re desperately trying to get a handle on their problems, a close friend told the Enquirer.

“Publicly, they’ve painted a picture of sheer bliss, but behind the scenes, cracks in their young marriage are beginning to show.”

“[Josh] is a traditional guy, and he wants a family,” the friend said.

“[Fergie] doesn’t seem capable of slowing down long enough to really consider children,” the friend added. “She’s the toast of the music world… and has an incredibly hectic schedule touring, recording and performing.”

“There aren’t enough hours in the day for everything she wants to do. Plus, she’s a major partier.”

A recent incident at Cinespace brought the couple’s issues into the forefront, a source told the Enquirer.

“Fergie looked so drunk that night that she was basically throwing up as her security team escorted her out through the kitchen,” the source said.

“She’d been pounding back vodka and tequila. Josh was nowhere to be seen that night. You’d never think she was a newly married woman!”

“Fergie is completely caught up in being a rock star… Josh is still madly in love with her, and she loves him. But Josh wants Fergie to grow up.”

[From National Enquirer, print edition, August 3 2009]

Yeah, if Josh was all about babies, why in the world did he settle down with a rock star? If family was his priority, you’d think he go for some girl next door with binkies and bibs in her eyes. I don’t buy that Josh didn’t realize the kind of girl he was marrying. That being said, it wouldn’t hurt Fergie to “grow up” a bit. Doing shots of tequila and straight vodka and throwing up in the club isn’t something that should be done past the age of … let’s say, 23 years old.