Here are some assorted photos from the Cannes Film Festival’s muted opening night. I have to think tonight’s premieres will be a lot splashier and headline grabbing, because starting Cannes on a Tuesday this year really made everything so… muted. These photos are from the Opening Night red carpet, The Dead Don’t Die premiere and the gala dinner photocall – almost everyone wore the same look throughout the night. Selena Gomez did not – she changed from white Louis Vuitton gown (two-piece gown) to a white Louis Vuitton cocktail dress. She wore big, beautiful Bvlgari diamonds for both looks, and kept the same hair and makeup. It’s been a while since Selena’s been on a big red carpet… she looks good, I think. I’m not a huge fan on the LV dresses, but it could have been so much worse. The LV two-piece gown is quite flattering, actually.
Chloë Sevigny wore this too-tight Mugler dress and… lord, you know she had better choices, so why this? And why is her styling so bad??
Tilda Swinton in Haider Ackermann. Vampire goddess!! I love the dress too. Did anyone see her on What We Do In the Shadows? I love that show.
Charlotte Gainsbourg in Saint Laurent with Javier Bardem. I like the jazzy little Saint Laurent cocktail dress, honestly, I just think the look is poorly styled all-around. Don’t wear black pantyhose with open-toe heels, and do something with your It Girl hair.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Why why why do women’s boobs not getting proper coverage???? Selena’s and Cloe’s chest need attention in the bust area. This looks like very poor craftsmanship on the part of the designer and seamstress. Boobs need to look good not droopy.
Selena looks like she went into her grandmothers closet and got dressed in the first pic. Young and fresh that is not.
Probably because it’s unrealistic to think that every heavy blob of fat on a woman’s chest are going to defy gravity with just fabric. They’re boobs. They’re all different shapes, and some droop.
I kind of like Chloe’s gloved look. It’s sort of Jessica Rabbit-y. I dont understand why people haven’t figured out yet that Chloe loves an eccentric “uglier” look with minimal makeup, and slam her for it, but WORSHIP Tilda the Weird Alien Queen. Why does she get a pass for who she is but Chloe doesn’t? People are funny.
I think it’s her makeup that is unflattering. The heavy lined cat-eye makes her eyes look really small and the red lips, I don’t know.
Selena’s face looks a bit different, is it makeup or something more?
Didn’t she get a kidney transplant? Sometimes the anti-rejection meds, because I think they use steroids, can cause your face to “bloat”. It actually has a name, moon face.
I have a feeling it’s from medications. Her face looks quite puffy, but not from weight gain.
Lupus and kidney transplant meds can be really rough going. I hope she’s doing OK. Auto immune diseases can be debilitating and significantly life shortening.
I like Tilda’s dress – and I LOVE What We Do in the Shadows!!!!
Neither of Selena’s looks are great, but Chloe’s is awful.
Chloe’s styling and makeup are always terrible. Her makeup is stuck in the 1980s with a bare face and orangey red lipstick. Meh.
Why Chloë? Girl should just have go with her tatas hanging out, the dress is not containing anything, they are just hanging there. That dress is hideous in so many levels. Tilda looks amazing though, she always does.
Like they say on Go Fug Yourself, Sev is going to Sev!
I feel like LV has been trolling the fashion community for a while; let’s make these horrible boring or unflattering dresses and get these beautiful Hollywood ladies to model them so everyone thinks it’s a great brand without having to make any real design. Go, team LV, go!
Are those gloves Chloe’s wearing attached to the scarf??
Charlotte Gainsbourg’s shoes are atrocious. What is the open toe but with a point? And with black stockings. Makes her look very dated. And the hair. Just no no no.
I think Selena looks great.
Chloe is feeling herself but those boobs are just waaay too out. That dress needs 3 more inches of fabric per breast or a small A cup to wear.
Selena is cute but stunning? I dont get these weird headlines that call all these Hollywood starlets gorgeous and stunning. Many are pretty but do not have the beauty of women like Elizabeth Taylor, Sophia Loren , Nicole Kidman. Angelina Jolie and others. Sounds like good PR teams.
In total agreement!
This is Cannes so anything goes, formality is optional. Love all the looks except for Chloe Sevigny’s hair and makeup.
Yes What we do in the shadows! Thanks for mentioning it – they’re great. Also, if anyone is looking for a new, short, fun show I recommend BBC’s Ghosts. I love it.
Love that second outfit. Mainly for the amount of flesh shes showing & not showing. The perfect Cannes lewk.
I don’t love Selena’s first outfit (it looks cheap to me or something?) but I love her second outfit.
I actually think Chloe looks good-the dress is meant to be weird and difficult and barely covering the tatas. look up the last mugler dresses making the rounds, on Kim, and Zoe Kravitz. the bust line is in line with those last two dresses. i love the scarf/glove wrap around combo.
If Chloë’s boobs did not fall out of that so called dress, that was a miracle.
Swinton is awesome all the way she crashes the carpet every time she steps on it and she does not need a Met ball to look the most fashionable person around. And wait, what? She is on What we do in the shadows? The show based on Taika Waititi’s crafted best comedy ever? She is on that? I need to catch up now!
The second one yes. But – she’s not “Stunning”
Probably mean to say but I don’t get the attention she receives.
Eh? Most of what Hollywood considers “beautiful” – is not to me.
I have no problem with Chloe’s boobs showing. Apparently, that’s what she wanted and what she got. It’s her fashion statement and as the iconic Cher has said, “They’re my boobs. I can wear them on my back if I want to.” C’est la vie.
Tilda is the best dressed by a mile and, coincidentally, the most covered up.
Selena and “stunning” do not belong in the same sentence. Sorry, but I don’t think she looks good here at all. Bad makeup, unflattering outfit.
I hate everything they are wearing on this post
The first LV is terrible… It looks cheap, the top is a bra, it’s terribly unflattering. Virgil Abloh has been churning out such awful pieces…
Selena looks great with neutrals or pastel colored make up. Cute heels.
All french girls in Paris wear pantyhose with heels. It boggles my mind. I would never. But year in year out I see them walking with their open toed shoes and panty hosed feet.