I am a total dog lover, but these Afghan hounds are not cute. Don’t worry, because they’re not Jessica’s dogs. The dogs belong to Ken Paves, one of Jessica’s closest friends, and the hair stylist who consistently makes her look like a Houston hooker. While I think it’s cute that Jessica and her BFF Ken are close enough to take his puppies down to the dog park, I’m just not a big fan of the breed. I like dogs with chubby little puppy faces, not sleek, streamlined, fussy little things.
Speaking of dogs, John Mayer is sniffing around Jessica again. On Saturday night, just before Jessica exited the Los Angeles restaurant Katsuya and declared that she was “Indian”, John Mayer stopped by and chatted up the small party. Hmm… interesting. Ever since Tony Romo dumped her, Mayer has been a ghostly figure in the tabloid reporting. There was the rumor that Tony dumped Jessica because he found secret texts from John Mayer. Later, it was implied that Jessica and John might still have “unfinished business” with each other… in their pants. Just last week, one of John’s friends came out and tried to shoot down the rumored reunion. Alas, John Mayer hasn’t given one of his classic impromptu press conferences, so we don’t really know how he’s feeling. My guess to his thought process is “Jessica = rebound sex”.
Following Jessica Simpson’s Saturday night dinner with friends, including sis Ashlee Simpson and BFF Ken Paves, there have been a number of Internet rumors claiming that Jess’ ex, John Mayer was part of the group.
While OK! can definitely confirm that John and Jess did indeed meet up at Katsuya on Saturday, it might be more complicated than it appears.
“John was in the studio, which is near Katsuya, that night,” explains one source. “And like he does most nights — like he did again on Sunday night — he went by Katsuya when he took a break from a 12-hour day in the studio.”
And though the source reveals that Mayer hung out with Jessica and her friends during his Saturday visit it wasn’t exactly hearts and fireworks.
“He said hello and he hung out a little bit but he left separately,” the insider tells OK!.
“He’s really good friends with Jess’ brother-in-law Pete Wentz; he sees Ashlee a lot… It’s not out of the ordinary that he sees them and goes over and hangs out for a while.”
“They’ve always been friendly,” says the source. “They’re still friendly, but that’s it.”
[From OK! Magazine]
Yeah… like John “leaving separately” proves anything. My guess is that Jessica and John met up later that night and she put on her best seersucker panties for him. John and Jessica were probably already hitting it after only a week or so. That’s why John hasn’t given a press conference – he wants to… stay on that ride for as long as it’s secret. Because, in John Mayer’s mind, he has standards. It’s one thing for him to be attracted to Jessica – it’s quite another for him to be seen with her. Just
my take.
Jessica is shown at the park in LA on Monday with Ken Paves. We know that is not John Mayer in the photos. Please do not point this out in the comments. Credit: Fame Pictures
Those dogs are actually Salukis, not Afghans.
Those are sweet looking dogs. They would totally get smooches and hugs from me.
I hear ya Cinderella. Dogs just melt my heart. I wish had a buck for every time I’ve hugged my boxer or my dobie. Those are some really pretty dogs in those photos, but I bet they get hair everywhere. On a way off side note,,,Mike Vick still doesn’t understand why America hates him or that what he was doing to those dogs was so horrific.
did you really need to add & John Mayer?
Me too. My dog is part Italian Greyhound so I’m partial to skinny sleek doggies.
Anyhoo, I hope she stays away from him. I can’t stand him & the less he is in the spotlight the better
I just want to feed them. They look so sunk in. (I know that’s how they are)
Two things… 1.) Why don’t the tabloids ever pick up on the Ken Paves plotline? I think having a super close gay friend who dresses you up like a texan drag queen would be a turn off for guys. I was a Newleyweds fan and Nick seemed to have some issues with Jess and Ken spending hours dressing her up and gossiping. Perhaps Tony Romo did too?
2.) I’m surprised Jess has never had a breast reduction. I don’t mean this to be an offensive comment about her looks, I think she’s a very pretty girl and look at her legs, she’s totally fit! But, I have a friend who underwent a reduction and she raves about it. She is taller than Jess, but always had issues with her weight, and her extra large breast tissue didn’t help it always made her look heavier, and made exercising harder. After the reduction she lost 15-20 lbs and she’s been a consistent weight for 10 years now. My point is that Jess has already had multiple cosmetic procedures, I just don’t understand why a breast reduction never happend. I think they are entirely overwhelming on her petite figure.
On a side note, regarding Jess’s questionable fashion choices – it’s very hard to dress flatteringly with oversized mammaries (lol) just look at Katie Price or Pamela Anderson.
I don’t mean to state the obvious here but.. uh… Maybe she likes her breasts?
lol, she has nice breasts, so why should she get a breast reduction?
i don’t believe any stories where pictures could easily be taken but there just happen to be none…. as in, where are the jessica simpson and john mayer meeting up pics? yeah, didn’t think so…
and kaiser, so what if the dogs aren’t cute (to you). how is that relevent?
Jess is big but not huge enuf to need that surgery.
Breast reduction means you have to have your nipples cut off then replaced – that thought alone is the reason my big busted friend won’t have it.
i think those are salukis, too. i love all dogs, and salukis are really beautiful and graceful.
I love talking about cute doggies so much more than John Mayer and Ken Paves.
I think Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston should have lunch. Not in front of any cameras though….would have desperate written all over it. But I feel like they could be oddly good for each other instead of detrimental.
For some reason I root for both of them to just look normal, healthy, happy, and get the last word. I think the tabs just spin personas until they’re bigger than the person whom they play upon- I don’t think either of them are anything like they’re portrayed.
THEY ARE SALUKI’S GET YOUR BREEDS STRAIGHT AND remember, ALL DOGS ARE PRECIOUS
@ Kevin
Salukis actually don’t shed that much. They shed less than the average dog because their fur is a different texture. And they tend not to smell.
I own one 🙂
Aww, Salukis are cute. By the way, that isn’t John Mayer in the photos! (Just kidding!: P)
i know two people who’ve had reductions,and either one woudl do it again,in a heartbeat-huge quality of life improvement. even tho’ it was a painful healing.
um,i dont think removal of nipples is necessary,however-i think they go in thru the sid,enear the armpit and remove fatty tissue.
of course,i havent done a quick google search to find out for sure.
OOooh! She was hanging out with John? I think they’re great together. He’s hot, she’s hot! Why not? Well it is kind of soon for her to be dating someone else and I think they had alot of issues when they were going out.
Tony was right to dump her. She probably has been cheating with that douche bag for a long time. She is stupid douche just wants to use her and she is too stupid to realize it. Mayer will never be serious about her she should know that by now.
Papa Joe keeps dangling her out like bait to catch men too bad none will stay with her.
I love Salukis,…GORGEOUS…any sighthounds, actually, LOVE LOVE LOVE
I’m surprised the gossip sites haven’t cried “preggers” yet.
So, not only are celebs targets of ridicule, but their dogs too on this site? I recall a writer on here dissing Adrien Brody’s ex out with a dog, calling it ugly and scraggly… and I thought it was a beautiful dog. Same with these dogs, Salukis are such a lovely breed and are highly sought after, I’d love to have one. Ever think people come here to get good gossip, and not the catty opinion of these writers?