I’m probably totally alone in this, but Family Guy creator/writer/producer Seth MacFarlane gets me hot. I find him to be an extremely sexy man. I love his dark hair and dark eyes combined with his pale skin (that sexy John Cusack thing), and I adore his voice and his sense of humor. In the few interviews I’ve seen of him, his natural, deep, rich speaking voice drives me crazy, in a good way. If you’re a fan of Family Guy, which I am, Seth’s natural voice is pretty much used for the dog, Brian. Seth also does the voices for Peter, Stewie and Quagmire, amongst many others.

The character of Stewie, the baby with a head shaped like a football, is one of the best comic creations ever. Stewie speaks with an English affection, and he says some of the most outrageous things on television. Seth is out promoting the new season of Family Guy and his new series The Cleveland Show, and Seth’s telling-all about Stewie. In Seth’s mind, Stewie is totally gay. Which is not shocking in the least:

Seth MacFarlane is finally spilling the secrets of “Family Guy” — including the fact that, yes, baby Stewie is gay.

“We had an episode that went all the way to the script phase in which Stewie does come out,” MacFarlane, the show’s creator, says in the September issue of Playboy magazine.

“It had to do with the harassment he took from other kids at school. He ends up going back in time to prevent a passage in Leviticus from being written: ‘Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind. It is an abomination.’”

“But we decided it’s better to keep it vague, which makes more sense because he’s a 1-year-old. Ultimately, Stewie will be gay or a very unhappy repressed heterosexual. It also explains why he’s so hellbent on killing [his mother, Lois] and taking over the world: He has a lot of aggression, which comes from confusion and uncertainty about his orientation.”

In the issue — on stands tomorrow — MacFarlane also weighs in on why Protestant Lois seems to have a Jewish accent.

“Watch this season!” he says. “Lois finds out she is, in fact, Jewish.”

As for his advice to girls who are like Meg (the nerdy, unpopular sister), the funnyman says, “I guess maybe her parents aren’t as loving as they should be. As a result, I would say, ‘Your parents are a—holes. Get out of the house as soon as you can.”

The hit Fox show, which kicks off its eighth season on Sept. 27, has even generated a spinoff, “The Cleveland Show,” which focuses on main character Peter Griffin’s neighbor pal Cleveland Brown. Fans of the program will be happy to know that there will definitely be some crossover between the two shows.

But how did Cleveland — who some fans consider one of “Family Guy’s” least-interesting characters — score his own series?

“Cleveland is soulful and dimensional,” MacFarlane says. “Maybe he didn’t have enough to do [on “Family Guy”], and as a result, he came off dull. He makes a point of saying that in ‘The Cleveland Show’ pilot: ‘I’m sick of being just an accessory to Peter’s world. I’ve got my own s—t going on.”

[From Gatecrasher]

I wish I could hear Seth say these words. But maybe it’s better I don’t, because I wouldn’t be able to concentrate for the rest of the day. Anyway, Seth is on a career-high right now. He’s the highest-paid creator-writer working in television today, and Family Guy just got nominated for a ton of Emmys, even getting nominated in the “Best Comedy” category. Sigh. I want Seth.