Fiona Apple’s new album, Fetch the Bolt Cutters, is coming out on April 17th!! [JustJared]
Is Kim Kardashian trying to free Joe Exotic? [Starcasm]
Aishwarya Rai’s best red carpet moments of the 2010s. [RCFA]
Dakota Johnson & Chris Martin are isolating together. [LaineyGossip]
There is meaning behind the knitwear of Star Trek: Picard. [Tom & Lorenzo]
Whoopi Goldberg has had enough of Bernie Sanders. [Pajiba]
I was relieved by the lack of April Fools Day jokes. [Dlisted]
New Yorkers are snitching on each other about social distancing. [Jezebel]
Rest in peace, Adam Schlesinger. [Towleroad]
No fooling. Fetch the Bolt Cutters. Fiona Apple.
#fetchtheboltcutters #FionaApple @DavidGarzaMusic #amyaileenwood #sebastiansteinberg #daveway #tchadblake #johnwould pic.twitter.com/l9nfA2wxsg— Zelda Hallman (@zeldahallman) April 1, 2020
Rest in Peace, Adam Schlesinger and Ellis Marsalis.
*tears of sorrow, despair*
I only know him from his work on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, but I am so shocked and saddened by this.
Now, I get why she was was spilling the beans on past relationships. New album coming out!
I have mixed feelings on the reporting people who aren’t following guidelines. There have been multiple cases in the maritimes where people refused to quarantine. I know a few fines have been handed out for not following the rules during this state of emergency. The problem is – I know this will affect people disproportionately. What are homeless people expected to do? There have been a lot of threats made against RCMP members where people have talked about purposely coughing on them and things like that. It’s a really difficult situation for everyone involved – and I don’t think there’s any one size fits all solution for this. But at the end of the day – people who are choosing not to follow health directives should face some sort of consequence for endangering others. And I definitely don’t mean the folks that have no choice but to be out in public – I mean the ones who are purposely making a genuine choice to keep having big gatherings, businesses who are not keeping their staff safe, – situations like that.
Maybe Dakota and Chris can borrow Gwyn and Brad’s fluffer.
Thank God, Fiona Apple. We need all the good stuff we can find. Super excited.
Yes @IVY! Need her desperately! What has it been? 5 to 7 years since her last?
Thank God for Whoopi. Bernie did not answer her questions but she put them out there. It exposed him for the career accomplish-nothing politician that he is – when asked a question that reveals critical weaknesses he just talked about other things, like as if that was an answer.
Dear Bernie,
GTFO.
I am so proud of 12-year-old me for picking Angelina and Fiona as my idols. 20 years later, they are STILL surprising me with their revolutionary and humanitarian uses of fame. I adore Fiona… and I adore that her album title is not a poem this time, but a DSA reference.. and I adore how she’s spending her “Criminal” royalties… and I adore her lyrics like those of no other artist alive today… and god we need more strange, huge-hearted people like her on the planet.
Great article on Star Trek costumes! I’d noticed them throughout and this pulls all those threads together (no pun intended until I realized it was a pun, so now it’s ABSOLUTELY pun intended).
That promo was a waste of 37 seconds. Just a bunch of drum beats or whatever that was. Not one actual millisecond of her voice. I was hoping to get an idea of the sound of a song (yeah, even 37 seconds worth). Silly way to promo a singer’s new album.
That said, I’m excited she has new stuff coming out!