Today’s multiple-choice question: Heather Mills is: A) delusional B) crazy C) a stalker D) a megalomaniacal narcissist E) a horrible mother F) a whiner G) all of the above. If you chose G, congratulations, you’re reading yet another story about Heather Mills’ insanity. Just in the past few months we’ve gotten to hear Heather: complain about her $33.6 million divorce settlement (“we earned it together, I worked my butt off doing the tours and everything”); wishing karmic cancer on her enemies; and making sure everyone knows Paul McCartney’s youngest listens to the Beach Boys, not the Beatles.
Heather’s latest is two-fold. First, it seems Heather might be stalking her ex-husband, Paul and his new girlfriend Nancy Shevell. Sources tell the Daily Mail that Paul is “annoyed” because Heather keeps showing up at events that Paul and Nancy are already attending, and because Paul thinks Heather is “treading on his turf” with the whole vegan-restaurant thing. And don’t even get me started on the vegan-brainwashing Heather’s pulling on Beatrice:
Despite their acrimonious divorce, Heather Mills can’t keep away from Sir Paul McCartney. The former model has infuriated Sir Paul, 67, by jetting to the Hamptons where he is on holiday with his American girlfriend Nancy Shevell, 47.
‘Heather turned up at some big social functions which annoyed Paul,’ says a source.
The former Beatle is also said to be irritated that Heather is ‘treading on his turf’ by wanting to open a vegetarian restaurant in New York while he is promoting ‘Meat-Free Monday’ in the US.
Since her divorce, selfless Heather has become a full-time animal rights campaigner, tireless in her devotion to the cause. She has opened a vegan cafe, VBites, in East Sussex and even turned her five-year-old daughter with Sir Paul into a mini campaigner.
In an interview with ES magazine she explained how Beatrice had tried to convert fellow guests to veganism on a recent holiday to the south of France.
‘Beatrice questions everybody who eats animals,’ Heather revealed.
‘When we were in the south of France, there was a buffet for kids, and by the end of the week no one would sit near us because she would go over and say, “Why are you eating that cow’s bottom?” or “Oh, look at that little shrimp with little eyes.”‘
[From the Daily Mail]
I realize that vegetarianism and veganism can be perfectly healthy and great alternatives to the omnivore lifestyle/choice. And given that both of Beatrice’s parents don’t eat meat, the chances were pretty good that little Bea wasn’t going to ever have a very meaty diet at any point in her life, even if Heather wasn’t so crazy and she and Paul had stayed together. What bothers me is the brainwashing of this child. Does Heather not want Bea to choose veganism or vegetarianism for herself? And does Heather have to take such pride in raising a child who accosts strangers about eating meat? It’s not cute, it’s not sassy, it’s just rude and unpleasant. It pains me to think that Bea is turning into her mother. But Bea is still young. When she rebels against her mom, it’s going to be with steak tartare and Abbey Road.
Heather Mills is shown out in Soho, NY on 7/30/09. Credit: CWNY/Fame Pictures
So she is teaching the child to be obnoxious and rude to strangers? Nice.
Well, this kid will be in therapy in a few years, trying to figure out why she has no friends.
Until her daughter takes a hard slap to the face from someone.
that’s nice teaching and praising intolerance to her child. she’s a good mother.
When we were in the south of France, there was a buffet for kids, and by the end of the week no one would sit near us because she would go over and say, “Why are you eating that cow’s bottom?” or “Oh, look at that little shrimp with little eyes.”‘
And she’s proud of this teaching your child at five years old to lord her opinions on other is freaking unbelievable .
She little Beatrice will not have any friends at that posh boarding school her Mum will be shipping her off too.
Heather should eat a little humble pie with a Bernie Madoff wanna be, she forgets that the only reason she is well known is because she married a Beatles.
Her novelty as former model who last her leg would have worn off by now.
I will be damned if anyone is going to question my choice of food, especially some obnoxious brat. For a parent to allow their child to bother other diners at a buffet is not only the height of rudeness, it is also called harassment.
Live and let live. After all, are people rudely going up to her and saying “So how do you feel paying for that vegan meal off the money you stole from Paul McCarthney” Are kids saying that to her child? No. So she needs to STFU about her food choices and have her daughter do the same.
Yeah that’s the best way to try and convert others to your message, by bothering them, trying to induce guilt, and generally annoying the shit out of them. Do these stupid militant vegans realize just how badly they hurt their own cause? Oh but I forgot, it’s not really about converting meat-eaters, it’s about being “morally superior” and lording it over anyone and everyone.
She is incapable of teaching a child good manners. Consider the source.
How in the world did she get invited to the same social functions as Paul? Bet there are some hosts who will never see Paul again.
OMG! SHE HAS THAT FUG “KATE GOSSLIN” HAIRCUT! YUK!
She’s admitting that no one will sit with them. She’s so stupid, it’s almost not funny.
I’m scared (and curious) to know what I’d do if some rich little brat came up to me and started criticizing my food choices.
wow, most of you said what I was going to say, and much better than I could have, I think.
Hieronymus Grex, I think I love you. That was HILARIOUS.
Heather is the one puttin them words and reactions in her kids mind. I have a friend who raised vegan kids and they never said anything to anyone, they just sat and ate their own meals and did not judge or insult others. Also Heather was rasied on meat pies, Sunday Roasts, sausage rolls and fish and chips and all the other Englsihs traditonal foods, she is a hypocrite.
lol @Jo, I was thinking the same thing.
i’d slap the taste right out of her mouth if she had to say anything to me while i was eating.
What is up with Heather – so desperate for attention? Geez – let it go already.
🙁 How undeniably sad this woman is as a mother. She’s teaching Bea to be an @$$4ole like her ma.
But I have seen children subjected to a harpie on one side and a sweet family on the other, and the child usually figures out for themselves a) how to placate the harpie; and then b) that, since she sees nice people as well, the very important difference between the two; and c) becomes able to see how being rude is a bad thing.
If some little snot-nosed english brat walked up to me while I am dining and asked why am I eating a cow’s bottom-I would reply, I’d rather eat a cow’s bottom than act like one!
Most parents try to prevent their children from being rude, obnoxious, brats in public, it seems Heather decided to go in a totally different direction. I guess that old saying is true “the apple doesn’t fall far from the horrid, delusional, preachy b*tch”.
She obv is quite barking mad! Scary woman!
Is it just me or does she look like Victoria Beckham in the main photo??
We should remember that little Bea is a CHILD and therefore not responsible for who raises her; if she came up to me while I was enjoying some delicious cow’s bottom and she asked me about it? I would calmly explain to her that not everyone is a vegan; some people like to eat meat and we should all try to get along with others no matter what we eat.
If her MOTHER accosted me, however, I would say to Bea, “Look! A bird!” then while she was looking elsewhere I’d beat Heather Mills down with her own leg. Bet THAT would shut her up for a minute. Possibly long enough for me to finish my plate of delicious cow’s bottom in peace.
“look, a bird!”
hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
Oh, I remember the last time I was summering in the south of France. Not that well, though. That tends to happen when you wake up.
*poof!*
See you at the deli, my fellow sinners!
It would be a sorry day for peglegs kid to come over to my table and make her remarks because after the kid was wearing my dinner her mother would be swiming with the fish.
This woman is a PIG
“pegleg.” Oh my! heheh
“How to Win Friends and Influence People – Heather Mills Style”.
If Long John Silver’s leg (the good one) walked near my table with her brat, I would ask the waiter to duck tape them.
I am a vegetarian and this kind of stuff annoys the hell out of me. Live and let live. Bea can come to my house, i’ll cook her some flipper pie if she wants it 😉
Kid probably doesn’t stand a chance, keeping in mind that Sir Paul once wrote the Dalai Lama to tut-tut him about his food choices.
I guess that is one way to get your child killed. Just wait until she is no longer a cute little kid. Have her say something, to that guy enjoying that burger. He takes out a gun and shoots her. End of story…..
SolitaryAngel..LMFAO!
In an interview about his failed marriage, Sir Paul McCartney was asked if he would ever go down on one knee again.
In response he said, “I’d prefer it if you called her Heather.”
first of all solitary lmfao second depending on how old the child is i would one tell her how rude she is being and if that didn’t work i’d threaten to drown her mom in the gravy bowl. that she teaches her child that this behavior is ok is unacceptable