Certified wang Jon Gosselin is bitching and moaning again because life is so unfair. He’s got to pay for two houses! He’s got eight mouths to feed! The press is so mean to him! Of course Jon chose to live far away from his kids and blow his money in one of the priciest real estate markets in the nation – Manhattan. And Jon and Kate chose to undergo in vitro after they already had two children. She didn’t accidentally get knocked up with six babies by the sheer grace of God and the might of Jon’s sperm. And the press is unfair to him because he’s a complete tool and doesn’t deserve an ounce of respect.

Jon is whining that he wants a reeeeeaaaaaaallllll job just like all the other grownups! His life is so hard! Why can’t he ever just take it easy and get what he wants?

Jon Gosselin wouldn’t mind punching the clock instead of appearing on a hit TLC reality show.

“I wish I had a 9 to 5 job instead of the nightmare I’m living. This is 24/7,” he told Usmagazine.com outside his $1.1 million Pennsylvania home Monday. “I don’t even want to do taping for the show anymore.”

But Gosselin says he’s stuck filming and doing promotional appearances to make as much money as possible. (A source also tells the current issue of Us Weekly that he’s “suspicious” Kate is hiding cash ahead of their divorce proceedings. They make an estimated $75,000 per episode.)

“I have two houses and eight children to take care of and I need to work,” he told Us.

Later that day, Gosselin taped Jon & Kate Plus 8 with the kids at the Lower Heidelberg Fire Company in Berks County, Pa. The family threw a fundraising lemonade stand.

Gosselin smiled and posed with local young women while wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with “Lies, Lies, Lies, Lies” and big sunglasses. A witness says the crew filmed the kids for about an hour playing with firemen, who showed off all their equipment.

[From Us Weekly]

Of course, he used to have a nice 9-to-5 job. But he was fired from it for misusing company resources. That’s business speak for “blowing all your time surfing the internet while still getting paid your normal rate.”

[Jon’s former boss at Style Craft Corp, David] Rothermel who fired Jon for misusing company resources and remembers college dropout Jon looking online all day for freebies for the sextuplets, also recalls a very-pregnant-with-sextuplets Kate storming into the office one day…

[From Us Weekly]

So it doesn’t seem like Jon can handle a regular 9-to-5 like the other grownups. And of course as Celebitchy put it, he’s so incompetent he can’t find his ass from his elbow. Jon failed to show up for a paid promotional appearance at a Connecticut casino this weekend. Was he being a diva? No. Holding out for more money? No. Jon is so stupid, he showed up unexpectedly in the middle of the week, having confused it with the Saturday he was supposed to show up. Then he failed to come back, because he said he still fulfilled his contract.

Um, no you didn’t sir. You’re lazy, you’re stupid, you’re not fun to look at, and you complain all the time. Remind me why Jon Gosselin is around? Most people are either smart, hot, or funny. Jon’s got nothing going for him. Yet somehow, this numskull has a teeny tiny bit of fame. That’s the only thing about him. And he’s still got the nerve to complain about it.

Here’s Jon enduring his horrible no fair stressful life in Reading, PA on Sunday. Images thanks to BauerGriffinOnline.