Gerard Butler has already won my heart with his sexy Scottish accent, his cauliflower ears, his killer biceps and his “I’m Hollywood and I’ll f-ck anything with two legs and a pulse” attitude. But now he’s trying to become my soulmate. Because the way to my soul is through my stomach. Specifically, the way to my soul is through food that is battered and deep fried into oblivion. This is what Gerard likes – or so he admits to OK! Magazine UK. If Gerard had his way, he would live on batter-fried carby goodness and sugary everything forever and ever. I’m not with him on the sugary stuff – as I prefer salty to sweet – but now my sexual fantasies of Gerard will include him feeding me French fries, fried chicken strips and his wang dipped in butter or chocolate (too much?). Our first date will be at a Kentucky Fried Chicken, I just know it. Gerard also talks about how his soul is not only fried in lard, it’s also brooding and Scottish.

Actor Gerard Butler has revealed he craves fried foods popular in his homeland.

The Scottish hunk struggles to stick to the healthy eating plans he has adhere to while shooting movies, and often yearns for the calorific delicacies of his home country.

He said: “I used to live right above a fish and chip shop and I used to live on those fish and chips and the king rib supper. I diet when I have to, but I have big problems, depending on my motivation.”

“That’s the part of Scotland that haunts me – wanting to eat as many carbohydrates and as much sugar as possible.”

Although the 39-year-old screen hunk is a big fan of Scotland’s more unhealthy cuisine, one local dish he has never tried is the notorious deep-fried Mars Bar – which involves the world-famous chocolate bar being battered and fried.

He added: “I’ve never had one! It’s like a phantom to me, I hear about it but I’ve never seen it on a menu in a fish and chip shop.”

As well as pining for Scottish food, Gerard also misses the country – even though he realises he needs to live in the U.S. for the sake of his career.

The Ugly Truth actor – who has homes in New York and Los Angeles – said: “America’s where I live but it never feels like where my soul is.”

“When I come back to Scotland, I go, ‘This is it.’ It’s everything. Everything I am is Scottish. It’s what gave me every part of my personality.”

[From OK! Magazine]

I’ve never had a deep-fried candy bar either – but I’ve had opportunities. It’s not just a local “delicacy” in Scotland, it’s also pretty popular at fairs and carnivals here in the South. When I do have a taste for something sweet and sugary (you know when, PMSers) even I think a deep-fried candy bar is too much.

So here’s my new Gerard Butler fantasy: I’m lounging around in bed when Gerard walks in, naked and carrying a tray of deep-fried treats… he says, “You’re looking much too thin! You must eat something. I’ll give you a kiss for every French fry you eat!” Mm…

Hey remember how we were worried about Gerard’s moobs? I think we know the cause now. Here are Gerard and his moobs in Manhattan on August 16th. Photos thanks to Pacific Coast News.