Balenciaga’s stiletto Crocs are one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse. [Pajiba]
Tyler Perry brought Madea out of retirement for Netflix. [Dlisted]
Emily Ratajkowski twerks for her birthday. [Egotastic]
Let’s get America to 69%. Nice. [Seriously OMG]
Riley Keough looks amazing in these photos. [Tom & Lorenzo]
Kate Mara has a blunt blonde bob right now. [GFY]
If I still drank wine, I would stick with rosés. [Towleroad]
Rest in peace, Ernie Lively. Poor Blake. [JustJared]
Wait, is Judge Judy really saying goodbye? [Jezebel]
Lainey on the Lilibet Diana name drama. [LaineyGossip]
Dudes share some surprisingly wholesome “man secrets.” [Buzzfeed]
Balenciaga x Crocs (2022) pic.twitter.com/kJwJAzjaG7
— Shtreetwear (@Shtreetwear) June 6, 2021
Are you wearing the—
The Balenciaga stiletto crocs? Yeah, I am. pic.twitter.com/mhxxncjnrJ
— Zack Knoll (@zackknoll_) June 8, 2021
Gen Z is taking it too far.
Gen Z is wearing sneakers with dresses. This ain’t them. Also, can any Gen Z’er even afford these damn crocs? They should cater to Baby Boomers, they have all the money.
They single handed my brought back crocs…
it’s them.
@ Justjj
I know, but they aren’t going to pay this kind of money to wear crocs. They are wearing old ones their parents had or buying new ones (the regular ones or ones that have some sort of artwork on them). This is out of their range but is being targeted towards them. As if they could afford these? Maybe influencers can but who else?
Ugliest footwear I have ever seen. I’m a shoe freak and I wear all sorts of foot gear that most people might consider a bit out there, but jaysus, this sh*t is just comical. Yeah, and ugly. And kind of dangerous.
The were $850 a pair but have completely sold out before ever making the website. I am not sure if they will restock.
I am fascinated by people who can twerk so i clicked the link. What she is doing is NOT twerking. MAYBE qualifies as jerking. So disappointing.
You can practically smell the desperation wafting off of her.
Who are these shoes for?
Justin Bieber and Kendall Jenner.
…when they march in the Mother Goose Parade.
The same people who are all over that weird coat with no fastenings that Kanye did for The Gap.
The Balenciaga marketing department. Just like all the other viral ‘ugliest’ ultra-expensive shit out there.
Are those bugle boy jeans you’re wearing???
hell no ho you know they polo
I plan to laugh anyone in those shoes!
I fear we’ll have to get in line, Liz.
Indeed!
That’s kinda Balenciaga’s game. They produce some accessories or clothing that are wacky ugly yet fascinating. It’s like some guerilla slash meme marketing
Those are definitely a marketing ploy, I doubt they will sell except for people who can afford that kind of irony. I have some Balenciaga sandals that are pretty cool, flat black buckled things, very comfy and nondescript. The croc heels surely must be hard to walk in, it would be so funny to see people in those hahaha.
They will be gifted to instagramers and kardashians to create the illusion everyone is wearing them, but no one will buy them.
This is a crime against shoes.
…and eyes and feet.
They are the ugliest shoes I’ve ever seen.
Are they uglier than those five-toe stiletto things Balenciaga did with Vibram?
Oh, hell no!!! Not only are there a dumb idea, they are dumb looking!
Yeah, they make dumb look smart.
Going to be alot of sprained ankles with this shoe for sure.
First its the damn Fanny Pack, and now the crocs…WITH HEELS??? What’s next … bringing back the shoulder padded powersuit🤢 ugh!
I hated shoulder pads so much that I cut them out of any piece of clothing that I bought.
Me, too, first thing.
Hey! Fanny packs are practical and useful!!! These are just a twisted ankle waiting to happen. 😀
Don’t come for my fanny packs! I love them unrepentantly. But you’d have to pay me the $850 to wear these hideous Crocs. Or any Crocs, really
These ugly things are gonna end up right in a landfill in 6 months.
Meanwhile bone drs everywhere are gonna make a bundle from all the tripping, twisting an ankle, etc.
Because people buy Crocs to be uncomfortable.
This is like the dude who sold his “invisible sculpture” for a grotesque amount of money. People are coming up with the most ridiculous things, and other people are actually *paying* for them!!
No. Just No.
I once tried on their speed trainers as a joke and ended up loving them and buying them. However, i can say with a good degree of certainty that i will never try on or like this monstrosity. It’s a hybrid of a crock and a leg from an IKEA kitchen cabinet.
Furry crocs are my winter shoe and regular crocs are my husband and son’s every day shoes but this is a no from me.
Are those photoshopped onto her feet? No shoe actually fits like that.
I do believe they must be — each shoe seems to have two heels.
It’s a still of Anne Hathaway in The Devil Wears Prada, so yes, definitely.
Gen z loves the fugly and somehow I ain’t mad
That Buzzfeed thing with guys is cute. I feel you short, bald dudes. You are no lesser in other respects (um, clears throat). Seriously tall dudes are sometimes the worst in bed.
Also I loved what they said about never getting compliments or being really humbled when they do. It’s true we tell our GFs they’re looking great, I love what you’re wearing, etc…..but dudes often don’t get that and certainly appreciate when they do.