Nicole Richie can turn any man into a premature ejaculator


What power does Nicole Richie have over men? Not only does she get them to cream their pants almost immediately, but they brag about it afterwards. First Busta Rhymes is proud that he gave it to her “real quick” and now director Kevin Smith says that his friend Jason Mewes of Jay and Silent Bob fame lasted less than a minute with Richie in a bathroom:

Is Clerks director Kevin Smith considering a second career in gossip? During a speech at a school, he reportedly spilled the beans on his sidekick Jason Mewes (Jay of Jay and Silent Bob) and Mewes’ one minute stand with Nicole Richie. According to Smith, Richie followed Mewes into a bathroom at a club one night and made a man of him in 30 seconds.

Oh no they didn’t has the unrated version from a student who says he was at Smith’s speech and heard the sordid sex in the bathroom tale.

If Richie is going to sleep around, at least she’s realistic and doesn’t expect her throwaways to have staying power. You’ve got to hand it to her, she’s not some weepy chick who think it means something. Our respect for Ms. Richie is growing. Girl power. [via]

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