Yesterday Tiger Woods put out a long statement sort-of acknowledging his affair(s) but focusing more on his need for privacy as if his “transgressions” are all our fault for paying attention to them. We’ve heard of at least three women that the golfing great was wooing on the side, and as Kaiser told me, that’s probably the tip of the iceberg. Tiger’s maybe main mistress, or the first one we heard about anyway, Rachel Uchitel, initially denied an affair. She spun all sorts of ridiculous stories to the NY Post and basically trashed the former friends who sold the story of her dalliance with Tiger to the National Enquirer. Her interview read like a particularly inventive high schooler’s way of evading the truth by giving too many details. Utichel had an elaborate story for why someone may have overheard her on the phone talking about Tiger and called one of the women who sold her out a pill addicted hooker. As for Uchitel’s other alleged affair, with married actor David Boreanaz, she claimed “I don’t want to comment on the David Boreanaz stuff. That one is a different ballgame than the Tiger Woods thing.”
According to TMZ Uchitel is about to spill the beans on Tiger, though. She’s hired fellow fame-seeking lawyer Gloria Allred and has scheduled a press conference for 11:30 Pacific time. It’s possible Uchitel will continue to deny the affair, but now that two other women have been identified as having affairs with Tiger, she could be ready to talk. Maybe she thought she was Tiger’s only piece on the side and this news has convinced her that she should cash in when she has the chance. Cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs sure is getting paid for her story, and Uchitel probably realizes that she should be making some coin off her affair with Tiger too.
TMZ also has more alleged details of what went down before Tiger got in his accident. They say that his wife caught him texting with Uchitel and then grabbed the phone and called her. Elin and Tiger then had some sort of argument, and there is reportedly significant, noticeable damage to the foyer of their home.
In related news, the Swedish golfer who introduced Tiger in Elin in 2001, Jesper Parnevik, says he’s sorry and that it’s his fault that Elin, who once worked as a nanny for his family, ever met Tiger. “We probably thought he was a better guy than he is. I would probably need to apologize to her.”
And the most talkative of Tiger’s mistresses so far, cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs, allegedly told sources that Tiger would change his phone number about once a month. Yesterday we heard Tiger’s kind of pitiful voicemail message to her asking to change her voicemail greeting to the generic computer message so that his wife wouldn’t bust him.
This is turning into a circus to eclipse even the most ridiculous exploits of the Gosselins. I have to say that I’m looking forward to the press conference. Allred will probably be as indignant as usual and I expect Uchitel to play the preening victim. How much do you want to bet that she sucks in her cheeks and purses her lips multiple times?
Update: Gloria Allred has put out a press release announcing that the press conference has been canceled due to “unforeseen circumstances.” Damnit!
Header is of Rachel Uchitel at LAX with Gloria Allred on November 29, 2009. Credit: INF
I hope she chokes at her press conference ….. i hope Tiger’s “thingy” gets hooked in his zipper the next time he goes for a pee.
Because it just isn’t a total clusterf**k until Gloria Allred steps in. . .
Now she admits to lying! What a shocker!
All these women need to fall off the face of the earth!
It sickens me that they will make money from having affairs with Woods.
lol@Bambi- No kidding. That old bag gets her hand in every pot!
It would have been smarter to actually sleep with real hookers. They might have been a bit more discreet. I’m always amazed how dumb cheating men can be. I mean, how can you not know this was going to happen? He probably deep down wanted this to happen.
My prediction: he’s going to rehab for sex-addiction and his wife sticks by him cause he’s ‘sick’.
Did she think to herself, hmmmmmm I’m A liar and a cheat what should I do next? Oh wait, I’ll have a press conference to make sure that everyone knows.
Amen, bambi.
Might as well resign ourselves to weeks of tedious rehashing of dreary details of this oh so boring story.
The character’s names are right out of a Dicken’s novel, but sadly, lack Dicken’s storytelling genius.
There’s the bed-hopping Tiger. The gross mistress Uch(itel). And the money-grubbing Jaime Grubbs.
You can’t make it up.
How I loathes that old hatchet face vulture Gloria Allred.
I knew that skank wouldn’t let the other skank steal her thunder. Battle of the whores for sure.
It would be great if no one showed up, but that’s not gonna happen.
LOL lilred! I know, right? It’s a sad commentary on our society when people hold press conferences to describe to just how disgusting they are. Unfortunately, disgusting behavior is so consistently rewarded these days in the way of fame and money.
I hope she trips and falls on her fake lips and fake boobs, creating a “silicone incident” for all the world to see.
And damn her for making me wish bad things.
I couldn’t imagine holding a press conference to tell any and everyone who would listen that I slept with someone famous and he was married. My family would be devastated. What does this really get her? 3 minutes of fame and no respect.
The only good thing about this Tiger Woods story, is that it knocked Jon Gosselin off the tabloids…
Is this really what our Nation has come to? Being a ho = fame? ughhhhhhhh
Tess–
AWESOME observation! Dickensian (and yet so boring) to the core.
I’m waiting for one of the Kardashians to jump in there some how!
Like anyone cares what this plastic slutbag or her shit-stirring attorney have to say.
Orange nail polish is disgusting.
Only in this day and age of being famous for no go reason would some one hold a press conference to say she likes to F88k married men.
Yes I’m a whore who like to blank famous married men, I think so little of myself that I’ll take what ever he gives me (sloppy seconds or thirds or fourths) I spend my time waiting by the phone hoping he will call me, I never leave home with out my cell phone in case he wants a quick booty call.
I’m proud that my relationship with him is based on when he can sneak me into a fancy hotel or when he can sneak away from his wife and kids.
I was appalled when I found out that I was one of many other women, I thought he would leave his wife for me I thought I was the only one.
Ms. Allred has given me lots of advice of how I can make money off of my affair with this famous married man who has cheated on me with other women and how I can extend my 15 minutes of fame.
Gloria is just as despicable as the people she represents–not surprised she pulled this stunt and then cancelled it.
double damnit from me cb!!!!
Oh, and P.S.–I bet the “unforeseen circumstances” involved a phone call from Tiger promising to pay Rachel lots of money “not” to have the scheduled press conference.
And the whore speaks! But who gives a crap what she has to say? What, is she going to tell how big Tiger’s package is?
Maybe they just got the memo that declaring yourself a total piece of sh*t is NOT the way to make people like you?
I think Rachel hired Gloria to negotiate a payout from Tiger and when Tigers camp refused she is now going public. There really was no other need to hire a lawyer unless she was planning to negotiate a settlement. Tigers camp probably realized once all these other random chicks came forward and he told his people that there were more it didn’t make sense to pay her off. This is just another opportunistic witch. Elin is European and might have a lower threshold for this nonsense and I predict she will leave Tiger soon. She is probably working out the arrangements with her lawyers. I think this is more than Elin bargained for, and she deserves better.
Judy: EXACTLY!
Which makes me COMPLETELY disgusted and think of course Elin should get EVERY dollar she can, because if all these skanks are getting paid off, why shouldn’t the MOTHER of his CHILDREN!!!!
GRRRRRRR, I’m so sick of all these skanky little ho’s and the men that go along with them!
Yes, it’s blatantly apparent that Gloria the Vulture swooped in to manipulate this whole scenario, including the fake press conference implying that her whore client was going to confess everything, when suddenly the press conference was cancelled at the last second. Gloria and Whore #1 have been mightily paid off not to talk. How stupid do they think we are!
@Judy- SPOT ON! It is sickening how Tiger’s handlers are so desperate to save his image, when he was the one who caused all of this.
Pay off indeed!
When one protests too much in the way she did, you just KNOW they are lying and covering up. She denied it, but she talked too damn much that one could easily pin point other lies.
I’ve witness this type of lying first hand. They become all indignant when confronted and will deny, deny, deny. I guess that it why I her initial denial came across as fake to me.
I loathe cheaters and the people who condone it.
Why do we give these HOs a forum to air their dirty laundry? I guess being the other woman didn’t pay off like they hoped or they wouldn’t need to sell their stories to gossip mags. HAHA HOs
you can see it the way this girl walks/loooks, she loves every minute of it.
They pulled out of the interview because Gloria is negotiating the shut-up money for the ho. Duh!