Today will likely be all about Tiger Woods, because today is the day every tabloid and weekly magazine reveals their covers and cover stories, and you can’t get any more epic than the current and unending Tiger Woods drama. In this week’s National Enquirer, Tiger made the cover – which, incidentally, he didn’t make when the Enquirer was the first to report his affair with Rachel Uchitel. Do you believe that? Ridiculous. Anyway, the cover claims “Love Child & Sex Tape” but in the online text of the story, you see that Tiger only fears that he could have a few love children out there (because he didn‘t use protection), and that he’s “worried” a “lurid” sex tape could appear at any moment.
A disgraced Tiger Woods is terrified that the worst news is yet to come – that he fathered love children with his mistresses! And his many liaisons may have been caught on tape!
That’s the bombshell charge that could wreck what’s left of his once squeaky-clean image, sink his badly tattered marriage and destroy his multimillion-dollar endorsement empire.
The golf great had wild unprotected sex with a string of mistresses, sources tell The ENQUIRER- and now he fears claims that his out-of-control sexual proclivities may have produced children.
“That would be the final straw for his wife – AND Tiger knows it,” said an insider. “But there is definitely more than one woman out there who could come forward to say she had his babies.”
To make matters even worse, the 33-year-old sports star is reportedly worried that a lurid sex tape could appear and wreck his desperate attempts to cling onto the wreckage of his marriage to beauty and ex-model Elin Nordegren who has just bought a $2 million mansion in her native Sweden as a fail-safe escape house in case the marriage disintegrates.
Since the ENQUIRER exclusively revealed Tiger’s affair with New York party girl Rachel Uchitel two weeks ago, a procession of women have been identified as his lovers. Among the places they claim to have had sex with the sports superstar are his Florida mansion and a series of hotels – all places that have security cameras.
At least one of the women also shot homemade videos of romps with other boyfriends. Tiger’s frantic handlers are scrambling to bury any talk of sex tapes, minimize the damage and perform CPR on his image. But more and more women emerge almost daily claiming liaisons with the father of two.
The ENQUIRER even received an incredible call that one woman who had an affair with Woods in June 2007 aborted his child.
[From The National Enquirer]
Yeah, when we start getting into mistresses getting abortions, I think the gossip might have jumped the shark. Granted, it totally could have happened. But if it did, I don’t really want to know. I like to know gossip about kinky sex and money. Those are my favorite gossip stories. Abortions? Not so much.
So, back to one of my favorite subjects: money. Radar is reporting that Tiger’s team is offering a woman named Ashley Samson $200,000 to change or deny her original story. Samson was one of the named sources in the original Enquirer report, regarding Tiger’s affair with Rachel Uchitel. Samson allegedly got paid $20,000 for her story, and took a lie detector test. Instead of taking the money, Samson went straight to the Enquirer and Radar and told them that Tiger’s people were trying to pay her off. Radar also learned that Tiger’s people hired private investigators to dig up information on his mistresses:
Ashley Samson, the first person to publicly reveal that Tiger cheated with party girl Rachel, says the golfer’s reps offered her $200,000 to change her story and deny that Tiger was having an affair with Uchitel.
“Tiger Woods’ people offered me $200,000 to change my story and deny he was having an affair with Rachel.” This was before Tiger finally issued a statement vaguely acknowledging that he had been unfaithful.”
Samson adds: “He wanted me to say that I was not telling the truth about them and that I was withdrawing my statements he was cheating on his wife with Rachel.”
RadarOnline.com has independently confirmed with a high-level source that Samson was offered $200,000 in Tiger’s damage control effort. But the source, who has ties to Team Tiger, says the money was for Samson to remain silent instead of recant.
But RadarOnline.com has also learned that Tiger’s people hired a private investigator to dig up as much dirt as possible on all of Tiger’s accusers in the early stages of the scandal, hoping that if they could discredit the accusers they could control the scandal. It turned out to be a bad miscalculation as more women who had affairs with Tiger went public with their stories leaving his image and marriage in tatters.
[From Radar]
Yeah… private investigators. That’s like closing the barn door after the horse has bolted. Something struck me yesterday as I was musing about Tiger. My thought was – how weird would it be to be Tiger Woods and have all of these affairs with such unclassy, dare I say, trashy women? When you get to Tiger’s tax bracket, his fame, all that he has to loose, isn’t that the point where you become careful about who you’re screwing on the side, because you can afford to be careful? If you needed some strange, needed to simply be inside some woman other than your wife, wouldn’t you go to a professional, or take precautions to find mistresses who are discreet? The way that Tiger was carrying on shows a very self-destructive side to him that I never suspected, and I’m starting to get the feeling he is one majorly f-cked up man.
National Enquirer cover courtesy of CoverAwards.
you are STARTING to get the feeling he is majorly f-ed up? um. dude clearly has major issues. MAYJAH. and what a freaking misogynist. he’s a sick ticket.
yeah well duh
I think Tiger is probably an alcoholic and a pill addict which in turn led him into doing stupid decisions. He was alledgedly drunk and high on pills the night of the car crash which would indicate that he has some sort of problem and all the women report him using prescription drugs and drinking heavily at night clubs. His best bet, would be to go to rehab people will always have more sympathy for an alcholic than a scumbag.
I’m with diva. I think the only thing he could do at this point in an attempt to repair his image is the rehab thing. Say that his father’s passing sent him into a depression and that he turned to drugs, booze and women to drown his sorrows. In a couple of years he can go on the talk show circuit and talk about his “dark time.”
On the other hand, he may already be too far phucked for that.
I don’t believe that Tiger is trying to buy people off after they made statements. What’s the point since it’s already out there. It’s funny that NE made the affair story a sidebar. I guess they didn’t know it would lead to 100 other mistresses.
I don’t know if Tiger is a drug addict/alcoholic. People at the scene didn’t smell alcohol and I haven’t heard he drank a lot that day. It was Thanksgiving so a couple of beers while watching football or a couple of glasses of wine with dinner isn’t abnormal. I wouldn’t be surprised if he got addicted to pain medicine since he had a couple of major injuries. Blaming this on his father’s death actually could work. All of these women say it began 2 or 3 years ago. I think that’s around the time his father died.
What’s with his tooth?
Well, I, for one, am really disappointed that my image of Tiger has been forever altered. I liked him. At least I still have Tebow.
Seeing as how this comes from the National Enquirer, I’m taking this report with a bushel of salt, never mind a grain.
Okay, who called this? Didn’t somebody say the next thing would be a sex tape and some cablasian babies?
Speak up and come claim your award.
Also, Kaiser if you have any love for us posters you would refrain from posting a HUGE close range picture of this Tool again. That is some scary stuff, right there. The least you could have done was add a quote bubble above it that says “Yes, I’m a douche.” Give us something. 🙂
If any of these broads had an abortion (which I doubt)…wait. Scratch that. There would be no abortion because look at how much they are making just from telling their stories and showing texts. They would shut it down if there was a chance to have a kid to show for it. I also don’t believe he didn’t use protection with the women. I think those women who said so are jsut doing to sensationalize the story even more.
You know, it’s one thing to be a ridiculous whoremonger, but a whole other thing to be drillin’ skanks without a condom! In this day and age, there is no excuse for that. Elin has a lot to think about, and I have a lot of sympathy for her, but his reckless behavior has endangered her life and health, not just her marriage. If it’s true that Tiger is trying to buy her off (which is disgusting in and of itself! We’re buying wives now, are we???), I really hope she considers how seriously he could destroy her in the future.
I never thought Tiger was attractive at all, and I always was kind of creeped out by him. Intuition WIN! 😀
I’m still confused as t why people are shocked by a hgihly sucessfull man of the Celebrity-set having affairs. 10 affaris…or even 20 affairs.
Look at basketball players, baseball players, your average rock star. They have acess and so they are with a lot of women.
I think most men would go this route. I think a lot of women would too. I think it’s wrong he cheated. And I feel bad for his kids. But how is a powerful and rich man cheating on his wife news aftr say…Clinton/JFK? Who we generally do not refer to as a Man-HO who was drilling Skanks. Which is a double standard I find kind of halarious.
It doesnt matter what you actually did. What matters is your actual status. Case in point: American Presidents.
@Diva @Beth–Awesome insights. Booze and pills can make you reckless, and the predators will flock around. Michael Jackson degraded into a pretty sick f*ck, didn’t he? Elin probably made up her mind last month and bought the island house in Sweden. She needs some peace and quiet. Tiger will go to rehab, make the rounds of the talk shows, and win the Masters. Life will go on. Meantime, in my mind, he’s a jerk-off like The Hoff, Jack-o, and Phil Spector.
Before I comment on Cheetah Woods, am I the only one disturbed by the headline ‘Disney World, A Hotbed For Sex and Drugs’? First Miley Cyrus and now this?? WTH is going on at the Mouse House?? LOL
Now my comments on Cheetah:
This story will continue to get worse before it gets better. Turns out that he’s a cheating manwhore who wasn’t always using protection. This makes me fear for his wife and their kids.
It’s one thing to be a selfish cheating manwhore, but at least be responsible enough to protect yourself so that you don’t 1. Impregnate your skanks or 2. Catch/spread any STDs.
If I were Elin, all the money in the world wouldn’t make me stay with him after he blatantly put my health at risk like that.
Ok, here is how I am going to make my money, I got a lawyer and am willing to swear out an affidavit saying I did NOT sleep with Tiger Woods, nor did I have his love-child. How many of you can say THAT???
Seriously, what IDJIT would terminate a life time bank account? Hmmm, a wasted life as a skank making $7.00/hour or a Million Dollar Baby? ’nuff said.
Oh, and we would have noted a spike in the condom market had he been using them…Tiger, really? No glove (expcept ofr when golfing) when dealing with ALL of the whorible women?
@firestarter, he might have a had a chip or cap…sometimes they’re a different color than natural teeth. I had a friend in high school who chipped her front tooth and when she got it fixed it was a little different color, her dad was a dentist too and there was nothing he could do to change it. who knows though…just a thought.
I chipped my tooth as a child and the cap is similar to Tiger’s in terms of color.
This keeps getting better and better, doesn’t it? Wonder how many other PGA marriages are hitting the fan these days?
Ten ho’s and no condom? He must be a walking Petri dish.
I recently had a cap and the doctor sent me to a specialist who matched it to the color of my other teeth. Can’t believe Tiger couldn’t afford the same.
Why would he go after waitresses and the like instead of “professionals”? Because they’re in a different world than the people he’s forced to surround himself with 24/7. It’s not hard to imagine that he sometimes could just want to escape the celebrity world. Not saying I condone his actions, but it seems kinda obvious, doesn’t it?
@guilty, ’cause raising a child is way more a life changer than a steady income is. Personally, I’d pity the kid whose sole purpose for ever being born was to be his/her parent’s cash cow.
@ wow: I did!
“I’m really waiting for the tape to be released of Tiger all tied up, ball gag and such getting punished like a ‘bad, bad boy’. Thank you m’am may I have another.”
“TIGERS CUBS FROM THE WOODWORK IN 3,2,”
what’s my prize?
Could it be true that his wife knocked off one of his tooth with a telephone? Check this out, http://yeeeah.com/2009/12/08/tigers-wife-smashed-out-his-teeth-before-crash/
@ Lem: LMAO @ the ‘Thank you ma’m may I have another.’ visual!!!
Yeah, I won’t be surprised if sex tapes, naked pics and recordings of phone-sex exist!
Remember, Pat O’Brien’s coked-out ‘I want to f*ck you’ voicemails? Can you imagine if Cheetah made some of those and they get released???
Priceless!
@ PEACH
the answer to your question is simple. Tiger’s whitebread, good guy docker hand crafted Nike image.
if this were Shaq it wouldn’t be news.(it is shag & that’s not news!)If this were Rodman we’d be waiting for the dudes. If this were Jeter, DoucheMayer, Tommy Lee, john McIntyre, ARod et al… we expect it.
Tiger has crafted a very convincing above it all image. We like the good guys to be good. Harry Connick Jr. Steve Carroll, Michael Jordon (lalala I don’t hear you), an Enrnhart. Having trouble coming up with good guys. That’s the whole point here Tiger was supposed to be one of the good guys..
if we had known he was such a deviant, we wouldn’t care
eta: again everyone knew The Kennedy’s and Clinton were dogs but if we find out Barbara Bush is a freak in the sheets, well then.
Obama has a pretty clean rep, but Palin could have a whole house of 20 something servant boys tweezing her there hairs and meh. no biggie
Lets see we now have rumours of a sex tape and maybe a child or a abortion. When will we hear about Barbara Walters and Oprah brawling over who gets the first interview with either Tiger or his wife? This is better than the daytime soaps!(RIP As the World Turns)
Firestarter: What’s with his tooth?
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So sick of Tiger at this point I didn’t even read most of the posts, but I wondered the same thing. Have noticed it before–he’s so broke from paying off all the “mistresses,” he doesn’t have any cash left for a matching tooth. 🙂
He’s had his teeth whitened and the cap isn’t as white as the rest of his teeth…plain and simple. Its not particularly noticeable…c’mon people he’s got a camera practically shoved up his left nostril in that pic!
Leave him. This man will never change.
What a funny story. We all thought he was just a dull golfer who tried to sell us Gilette blades. Now we find out he’s a poon hound, and all of a sudden, I get the urge to start using Gilette blades. Hmm.
The SMS text messages between him and Grubbs are ridiculous.
I’m team Diva and Tia C on this one these steely eyed pragmatists …ahem…posters must have careers in public relations they are right on the money. Get thee to a rehab Tiger and don’t come out real soon, let the suits do your talking and ask Elin to put divorce on hold until you “deal with your issues”
Here is a question. Wouldn’t his adultery invalidate the pre-nuptial agreement. There was a case in FL where the husband was unfaithful with many and the woman got her pre-nup overturned and she walked with half of what he made while they were married, which in Elin’s case would be about 1 Billion.
I know that C-Rod challenged her pre-nup with A-Rod over his adultery during pregnancy (sound familiar) and A-Rod made a massive payoff. They lived and divorced in FL.
just wondering, does anyone know?
Sorry, I am not buying into the “sex addict” excuse. He is and will always be a sexual predator (unless he seeks psychiatric help), preying on women he knows he can control with money. He is one sick guy. The sycophants on the side enabling his behavior encouraged him to continue by not saying NO (including his mother). A few more years of not being found, a book will be written about what a “MONSTER” this seemingly family oriented guy leading a double life. He prostituted himself and paid the price (clean cut guy, trophy wife, happy family life to appease his big-time sponsors/endorsements). Who is his moral compass?? Does he even like himself considering he went unto this self-destructive lifestyle? Maybe being called out and be held accountable for once will save him from going downhill through the years, or maybe not (if he is really a narcissist).
Stupid, stupid stupid man. Did you really think these skanks were so turned on by YOU and not your wallet? Of course there are texts, tapes, probably cell phone pictures, emails, anything for this day when they could drag it all out. However, I do not for one minute think there was an abortion. This type of women does NOT end a pregnancy when the dad is a star athlete or entertainer. Unless perhaps there was a HUUUUUUUUGE payoff. Even then, I doubt it. They get morals REAL FAST when they consider 18 years of Tiger Woods caliber child support.
Someone wants ole Tiger out of the picture in the golf scene. This is too painfully obvious
Tiger had to know that some day this would catch up to him? He is a smart golfer, one of the best. Truely no one can escape blame forever when they do wrong. He is human, I am sick of hearing this excuse for bad behavior. Look if someone cheets on you, you would be pissed off, you would feel terrable, and you know something Tiger thinks he can do whatever he wants and come out smelling like a rose and he just may do that! Everything I have read follows the line of he is just like the rest of us, he is human, he is no worse than Bill Clinton or any other famous person that has cheated on his wife. Bull Crap! I have never cheated. When I was single I sleeped with every women that through herself at me just like Tiger, but Tiger was married. Why get married and start a family? I always read about Tigers busy schedule, I now know why he was never home. It’s really funny to read the old blogs of when this first came out, 1 women and she’s probably lying to get some money from him or poor Tiger people wont leave him alone to let him take care of this personal problem. Well he has earned the money he has made and he has earned this problem he has made also! I abandond his ship when the first women surfaced. Just like the smart women in my life that don’t give their man a second chance no matter how much money, no matter how many childeren are involved. That my friends is why I have never cheated on my wife, she would dump me faster than I could drive into a fire hydrant and a tree. I am not super rich and still have the opportunity to get with the ladies, but I would hate to lose what I have, the respect of my friends, family, wife and daughter. Tiger does not deserve me as a fan or supporter. I have more respect for myself than to follow a person who is only a great golfer, a wish to follow a great golfer, husband, father and son.
That is seriously effed up for this guy to have sex with so many women and not use condoms! Then he goes home to his wife who he most likely doesn’t use condoms with. Can you imagine how freaked out she must be if she hasn’t already gotten some STDs or now has to be tested? What an arsehole Tiger is. If he’s going to be an arse and fiddle with his diddle, that’s a big, fat fail for not practicing safer sex.
NP: He IS just a dull golfer. Same old story, different day. Yawn. At least the divorce will be interesting.
Just fyi, Palin had an affair with either her friend’s or husband’s friend. You can google it. The man she had the affair with signed a don’t talk clause, he divorced.
Tiger’s just another jerk that makes women famous for being whores. It’s gross. Plenty of women out there willing too humiliate themselves to get a piece of what they percieve as wealth or fame.
Oh please! is there no such thing anymore as a bad person? Everyone’s a victim if you play it right!
(I googled Sarah Palin affair, and this is what I found:”Alaska Report, the same site that announced that Palin was to be getting a divorce from husband Todd over the weekend, is standing by its story and now referencing a new posting by the National Enquirer to claim that Palin had an affair with Brad Hanson, one of her husband’s business partners. The Report is using the fact that few people from the Palin camp are denying the story as evidence it must be true.”
Not too solid eh?
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It makes me sad. For him, For his family, for the people that looked up to him.
Holly Sampson was listed on convicted madam Michelle Braun’s web site as an escort.
If Tiger knew about Michelle Braun’s service, the list of mistresses could be very long.
Holly Sampson listed on this page:
http://web.archive.org/web/20051231034624/www.bellamodels.com/portfolio.html
Well Tiger’s mistake is that he is not President of the United States. Team Hillary pulled off discrediting Bill’s mistresses and victims to a tee, but for one(Ah, the blue semen stained dress!). Tiger’s people should have been in touch with her from the get go. Double bogey, Tiger and handlers. What a dumb egotistical bastard!
Too much, too soon, too fast.
Someone called him a “sexual predator” – I don’t get that. He is a slut-bag, bad husband and all of that but predator? Some of the OTT comments are – well – OTT!
REALITY CHECK – You all sound so moralistic. How sad. If he was a bleeding-heart liberal or a radical black activist you’d all be making excuses for him! How predictable!!!