Yes, I’m just doing this post as an excuse to post new photos of Gerard Butler. He’s so pretty! Except he’s not, really. He’s sort of dirty and skuzzy and he looks like he smells bad. But I still love him, mainly because I think he would fall in love with me if he ever met me, and we could have hot half-Scottish babies all over the place. Look at him! Yeah… he looks amazing here, and his eye herpes is gone. Hurray!

Anyway, Gerard is in Dubai right now, picking up an award for “International Star of the Year” at the Dubai International Film Festival. From the looks of several days worth of photos, Gerard not only stopped in to pick up his award, he stayed for several premieres and functions, probably partying his wang off and bangin’ every Dubai piece with a pulse. Sigh… I wish I lived in Dubai right now. Here’s the video of Gerard’s acceptance speech and Q&A session:

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In addition to that Gerard goodness, the new poster for his film Bounty Hunter was released. The film costar Jennifer Aniston, and they were photographed extensively again and again as they filmed in new Jersey and New York. Of course, there were also rumors of a romance, but even if they did hookup, it doesn’t look like it was anything serious for either of them. In any case, I hope this isn’t the final Bounty Hunter poster, because this sh-t is terrible. They both look horrible. Gerry’s not good in profile, and Aniston’s hair is shockingly flat and “meh”.

‘Bounty Hunter’ poster courtesy of Film Drunk, in a post called “Gerard Butler needs to fire his agent”. Additional photos from PicApp/Getty.