Keanu Reeves attracts the biggest freaks ever. [D-Listed]
Jesse Metcalf, “Desperate Housefug” [Go Fug Yourself]
Ashley Greene is painted, desperate for attention. [The Blemish]
Jennifer Love Hewitt wants to get engaged. Again. Sigh. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Miley Cyrus will not chomp her way through another ‘Hannah Montanta’. [PopEater]
Britney Spears: brunette and bald? [LaineyGossip]
‘Lost’ fans won’t have to vote Republican. [Starpulse]
Another solo appearance by Matthew Broderick. He looks dull. [Hollywood Rag]
Old news we didn‘t cover: Sly Stallone broke his neck. [Yeeah]
Amanda Bynes is still trying to get a job. [Egotastic]
Nevada will house the first “Dude-Prostitute Wh-rehouse”. They’ll probably call it something different. [The Frisky]
Choose between Ethan Hawke & Willem Dafoe. I choose Dafoe. [Jezebel]
I swear to God, the producers of ‘Remember Me’ are trying to get Emilie de Ravin killed by Twihards. [A Socialite Life]
Jason Sudekis & Owen Wilson will team up with the Farrelly Bros. [Pajiba]
Kate Moss is topless. Again. Sigh. [Celebslam]
Dafoe. He’s ugly, sure, but I’ve got a thing for talent.
Poor Keanu, this woman just won’t leave him alone.
This loon who is always trying legal b.s with him, is the reason our court systems are so backed up. Legut cases are bogged down because of her looney crap!
on that poster it looks like emilie de ravin is grabbing rpatz’s downstairs unicorn forest.
just saying.
Britney is lucky the judge extended her dad’s conservatorship. She’s still Shitney.
Does anyone else think Jesse Metcalf looks like Shane Lynch when he was going through his trampy stage?
I was in Buffalo this past fall and Keanu was shooting a movie there. The people there were so obessesed that it was on the front page Buffalo News for weeks and all over the news channels. How pathetic!
Amanda Bynes baffles me. What has she been doing aside from attending B events wearing skintight dresses?
It’s funny to see a current-ish pic of Miley Cyrus next to that older photo of Hannah Montana. Already I can see that she’s had lip injections, new teeth, and the tip of her nose made smaller. Also kinda looks like she’s got some botox or something in her cheeks keeping her from smiling in a natural way, though that just could be a side effect from the lip injections. Still, pretty gross to think of a teenage girl having all that work done already. Why spend the time growing into a beautiful woman when you can just spend money and have a couple surgeries? So gross.
This may be impolitic since she’s clearly mentally ill, but what the hell. That woman chasing Keanu needs her own TV show. Not a reality show, but a drama – she needs to be a producer, writing a David Lynch-style saga using the wacky ideas that spring so readily from her fertile brain.
If she’d’ve had the X-files it would’ve never gone downhill the way it did.
@Haha Lenore, you are so right! She could be a genius writer!
Completely off topic but can CB do something to remove the gruesome pig footage on the sidebar? I am a vegetarian and really don’t need a side of mutilated pig with my gossip. Thanks.
And Dafoe ftw.
I’m with Archiepelago – it’s all I can do not to look at it. I’m not a vegetarian and it still bothers me. No one wants to look at butchered animals.
i had always wished i cld marry Keanu Reeves..LOL…There is smtin abt him i love besides seeing ‘the devil’s advocate’.
Yea, no more bloody piglets video plz