People Magazine has a photo of Jon’s new girlfriend

Jon Gosselin’s latest girlfriend in a string of hapless 20-somethings is a Greenwich, Connecticut native and college graduate who somehow warrants a positive profile on People Magazine’s website. I thought People only kissed c-list celebrity ass and above, but they’ve really been going downhill lately. Last week’s cover on Kate Gosselin’s extensions was a low point, but then they went and put Heidi Montag on the cover. At this rate, either Jon and his new enabler or Tila Tequila will grace the cover next week.

Last week we learned that Jon was dating a girl named Morgan Christie who he met while snowboarding in Utah. Christie comes from money, and People reported that “she grew up very privileged.” She’s about to learn a lesson that will be more expensive than valuable. Jon was four months behind on his rent and owed his then live-in off-again ex $90,000 when he met Christie. She’s no dummy, People asserts, although the fact that she’s involved with Jon tells us pretty much all we need to know.

After splitting with Hailey Glassman in November, Jon Gosselin has been spending all of his time lately with a new twentysomething: Morgan Christie. They met while he was on a snowboarding vacation in Park City, Utah, where Christie has family, and the former star of Jon and Kate Plus Eight has even dined with her relatives. So who is Morgan Christie?

1. She’s no dummy:
The 25-year-old graduated in 2007 from Emory University, where she was in the sorority AEPhi, and plans to apply to law school.

2. She’s an East Coast transplant:
After college, the Greenwich, Conn., native moved west to Santa Barbara, where she worked at a store called Blue Bee and a law firm. She now also spends time in Park City.

3. She’s been engaged:
Christie dated Connor Humphreys, also an Emory alum, after graduation, and the two were engaged at the beginning of last year. Though they planned a wedding at the Four Seasons in Santa Barbara, the couple split a few months ago.

4. Fashion is a passion:
Having grown up “very privileged,” according to an old friend, Christie’s wardrobe is to die for: think Herve Leger dresses and Christian Louboutin shoes.

5. She keeps a tight inner circle: The oldest of four, Christie has a close-knit group of girlfriends from the East and spends a lot of time with her family in Park City, even inviting her new boyfriend to join in on the fun, at their dinner at Ruth’s Chris Jan. 10.

[From People]

If this woman has so many girlfriends, why are they not telling her to run for the hills? And what’s all this crap about how her “wardrobe is to die for.” Give me a break. If she’s trying to get publicity by getting involved Jon Gosselin, she’ll soon learn that it’s not worth the trouble. Fox News reports that Gosselin is living with Christie’s family in Utah and that they’re going skiing all the time. Predictably, Jon is broke. A source says that “Jon can’t afford to pay his bills and a lot of people are asking for their money immediately.” Good luck dealing with a broke, lazy, self-pitying, passive aggressive guy with eight kids, pending lawsuits and no job. He’s a real catch.

Jon Gosselin is shown on 11/9/09. Credit: SMartinez / WENN.com