We heard several days ago that Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez had finally set the date. They’ve been engaged for two years and I’m sure some people wondered if Lauren was ever going to get this man down the aisle. Well, she is. It really is a mistress fairy tale – not every woman can pull off “cheating on your husband with a married billionaire, finessing your way out of two marriages and making a go of it with your side-dude” but here we are. Bezos and Sanchez’s wedding will reportedly go down in Venice this summer. We’re also getting a preview of the guest list, because apparently invitations have already gone out.
Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s summer wedding is shaping up to be the event of the year — ultra-luxe, ultra-exclusive, and a guest list stacked with A-listers!
Eva Longoria, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom, Oprah Winfrey, Gayle King, Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian and Jewel are among the lucky ones who scored an invite from the Amazon billionaire and his soon-to-be wife to their summer Italian affair.
We’re also told Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner, as well as Karlie Kloss and her husband Joshua Kushner made the list. Our sources say Barry Diller and Diane von Furstenberg, film producer Brian Grazer, models Brooks Nader and Camila Morrone secured an invitation.
The nuptials are bound to be unforgettable — Jeff’s a billionaire, after all — and with a two-year engagement, they’ve had plenty of time to plan the ultimate celebration.
The Kardashian and Kushner invites are the least surprising names on this list. Lauren has been pretty tight with the Kardashian-Jenner clan for several years – tacky birds of a feather flock together. Lauren and Bezos also recently spent time in Aspen with Ivanka and Jared. Maybe Karlie Kloss and Joshua Kushner were there as well. Eva Longoria… is very well-connected and powerful in her own right, but I had no idea she was in this circle. Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom will show up anywhere. It will be interesting to see if Oprah and Gayle show up. I also wonder if Bezos and Sanchez really plan to go all out for the wedding and make it into a pseudo-royal affair. Lauren seems like the type to want that.
Photos courtesy of Avalon Red, Cover Images.
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- BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA – MARCH 12: (L-R) Lauren Sánchez and Jeff Bezos attend the 2023 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Radhika Jones at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on March 12, 2023 in Beverly Hills, California.,Image: 763123452, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: , Model Release: no, Pictured: Lauren Sánchez, Jeff Bezos, Credit line: Jeffrey Mayer / Avalon
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- BEVERLY HILLS, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, USA – JANUARY 19: Lauren Sanchez arrives at the 21st Annual Living Legends Of Aviation Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 19, 2024 in Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, California, United States.,Image: 838905419, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: , Model Release: no, Pictured: Lauren Sanchez, Credit line: Xavier Collin/Image Press Agency/Avalon
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- BEVERLY HILLS, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, USA – JANUARY 19: Lauren Sanchez arrives at the 21st Annual Living Legends Of Aviation Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 19, 2024 in Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, California, United States.,Image: 838905432, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: , Model Release: no, Pictured: Lauren Sanchez, Credit line: Xavier Collin/Image Press Agency/Avalon
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- VIP guests arrive to attend a state dinner in honor of Japanese Prime Minister Kishida Fumio hosted by US President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden at the White House in Washington Featuring: Jeff Bezos, Executive chairman of Amazon, and Lauren Sánchez Where: Washington, District Of Columbia, United States When: 10 Apr 2024 Credit: Ting Shen/POOL via CNP/INSTARimages.com **world rights**
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- From left, Mark Zuckerberg, Lauren Sanchez, Jeff Bezos and Sundar Pichai arrive before the inauguration of Donald Trump as the 47th president of the United States takes place inside the Capitol Rotunda of the U.S. Capitol building in Washington, D.C., Monday, January 20, 2025. It is the 60th U.S. presidential inauguration and the second non-consecutive inauguration of Trump as U.S. president Featuring: Mark Zuckerberg, Lauren Sanchez, Jeff Bezos Where: Washington, District of Columbia, United States When: 20 Jan 2025 Credit: POOL via CNP/INSTARimages.com
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- Celebrities arriving at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts Featuring: Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos Where: Los Angeles, United States When: 02 Mar 2025 Credit: Doug Peters/PA Images/INSTARimages **NORTH AMERICA RIGHTS ONLY**
Surprised Camilla and Charles didn’t get an invite – birds of a feather and all that. And Charles LOVES billionaires.
Good luck to the Monopoly man & his blow-up doll on their impending nuptials. I wonder how much carbon these idiots will emit?
I think Gayle and Oprah will go for sh*ts and giggles. I know the security will be incredible, but I don’t believe this is the time for billionaires to congregate.
I was thinking about this as well. If I were a billionaire (for the record, I would never be one – the very existence of billionaires offends me and they shouldn’t exist but hypothetically, if I were one) I would decline. They’re all going to be in one place – people are really really angry at them right now for hoarding all the resources while people starve. I certainly wouldn’t chance it.
Also my thought — lots of truly heinous people all in one spot.
Couldn’t be a worse optics for anyone attending.
I kinda roll my eyes at this “guest list”. It’s like they’re trying to impress non-MAGA folks because Diane von Furstenberg is another one who has no use for MAGA. There is an old I Love Lucy episode in which Ricky forgets their anniversary while they’re in Hollywood. To convince her he hasn’t forgotten, he has his press agent plant a story in the trade papers about a spectacular party he’s planning. So the agent lists every big name in the business except Lassie to make it sound important and pre-planned. Ricky has to admit to Lucy that “none of those ‘peoples’ are coming”. That is exactly what this reminds me of. Waiting to see which of these “peoples” are coming.
Yah, ,but t*tz out Sanchez & BooBezos were front & centre at the MAGA inauguration. Why not just invite Jabba the Hutt Don & Metal Bikini MEL??
And yet, the true hero of this story is Mackenzie Scott – while he wastes away his money (and I shutter to think how much he will spend on this nonsense) she is actually making a difference using his money against most of those people invited to this sh*tshow!
I hope Mackenzie is having a nice time somewhere in Bali or the Maldives.
I hope she’s not in the Maldives. Serious ethical problems there.
Yes! What a class act she is and she deserves so much better than him!
I think she helped him build the business, so it is rightfully her money too. You are right though, she is using her fortune for the good of all, he on the other hand is just a simple azzhat. Anyone who attends this event is really revealing their true self, since Bezos is a Trumper. Birds of a feather etc.
It’s not *his* money.
Since Gayle King, Katy Perry and Lauren Sanchez are supposed to be shot into the sky on Bezo’s little rocket, this list doesn’t surprise me. Oprah is absolutely going to be there.
Incredibly disappointing.
Jewel??
I just can’t get over the fact that Lauren Sanchez is about to marry one of the richest men in history, but still looks like she got the most expensive package from the cheapest plastic surgeon. And dresses like she shops exclusively at Leg Avenue. And always buys one size too small.
(As far as I’m concerned, the physical appearance of any MAGA-adjacent woman is fair game. They literally voted to be treated as objects, so…)
Miranda The kink that bonds them is probably her willingness to do as she is told. Most of the wealthy magat women have the cheap blow-up doll look. It shocks me she isn’t a bleach blonde by now. The party that is in power because of Evangelical willingness to believe any and all Q conspiracy theories has sexualiazed women in Stepford Wives fashion. Women are not to have personalities other than mirror their male significant other how he choses for them to mirror him.
Must be what the MAGAT men are used to – blow-up dolls I mean. Fucked but not heard.
Lauren Sanchez reminds me of Ursula from the Little Mermaid. I can’t unsee it when she’s mugging for the cameras.
She reminds me of Jessica Rabbit without the red hair.
The rich people really have completely lost the plot. Hopefully this tacky, tacky pair incite internet fury and cause Amazon boycotts to deeply take root the way Tesla boycotts have taken hold. The Bond villain coplayer boasts about terrorizing Amazon workers making less than 20 dollars an hour but personally thinks he deserves a grand wedding for his blow-up doll side piece? Good lort, Oprah and Gail? Really? Isn’t it bad enough that Oprah saddled the culture with antivax conspiracies by giving Jenny McCarthy a platform, the quakery of Dr Oz and the the backwards ignorance of Dr Phil? What the absolute f#ck?
A couple of weeks ago I cancelled my Amazon Prime and stopped buying from it. I can’t even remember which piece of awful, gross news finally forced me to pull the trigger on this, as right now I feel like I’m being drowned by a firehose of awful immoral shenanigans on the part of billionaires. (I also stopped using all Meta apps, and avoid all big corp who donated to MAGA) There was a time I was apathetically not-a-fan of these a-holes, but now I really, really despise them all. They should be careful, because you never know what will be the final straw for people. It could very well be Bezos’ “let them eat cake” tacky wedding.
Well done. Everyone needs to do this. Do not shop on Amazon ever again. Cancel the streaming service. Get off all social media platforms owned by the sellouts(muskrat, zuck, etc). Put your precious money where your ethics are.
I did too — my conscience wouldn’t put up with it anymore.
Eva Longoria always turns up in the most unexpected social circles. She is best friends with Victoria Beckham and she used to be very close to Serena Williams.
The only entity I am positive will be there is Lauren’s boobs. She loved to display them, and he must think that’s what sophisticated women do. It could be the nip slip of the decade.
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She’s on the mammary dysmorphia levels. Jeff must like them though.
Can’t wait to see the wedding dress straight outta the Shein catalog.
*coffee spew* Truth!
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She could walk down the aisle with no clothes on. I mean, everyone at the wedding will know what attracted him to her in the first place. And really, do they need a wedding?
Fredericks of Hollywood.
Glad to know that our missing Social Security benefits will be helping to stage this obscenity.
Perfect comment.
I think we are all picturing pretty wedding dress.
If Oprah goes, then she’s got no decency or integrity. If she is friends with them, she’s a fraud.
Oprah gave us Dr. Oz.
She’s also platformed some other fraudulent D-list wellness “experts” – one whom I know personally and can attest to her life story being greatly exaggerated if not made up entirely for clicks.
AND that fucking scourge Phil McGraw.
She hired private fire fighters to save her (secondary or her third or fourth) house and her house only and let the rest of Hawaii burn. She and The Rock then solicited donations from the poors to help out those who lost everything. That was the final straw for me. Completely out of touch.
Billionaires just need a hug from their parents, and Oprah’s parents failed her spectacularly. They failed to protect her when her own uncle (her dad’s brother) raped her when she was a teenager. Her dad reportedly said “I don’t really know what happened between you and your uncle” on her show and I nearly threw something at my television. Infuriating. At least Oprah called it out in real time telling her father “because you didn’t want to have to make a choice.”
Now that I’m a parent any relative that hurts or assaults my child is probably dead, but at the very least, they are in jail. Some people have no parental instincts whatsoever and they often parent billionaires.
Billionaires almost all have a story of massive parental failure and no amount of money will ever fix it. Elon’s step sister is also his stepmom. I could go on. Oprah is less sociopathic than most of them but that isn’t saying much…
Larry Ellison–non-existent birth father and terrible relationship with his adoptive father. Somebody needs to write a book about this…
You are right Kitten! They do need to write that book! I would read it. They are have sociopathic traits that stem from major parental failures and betrayal.
Speaking of billionaires, anyone finish Careless People yet? Talk about a wild ride! Makes me loathe billionaires, especially Muckerberg.
I’m about halfway through and am utterly gobsmacked. Fuckerberg is clearly a megalomaniac, on the spectrum, suffering from NPD and SDE (small dick energy). If he wasn’t already married I’d suspect him of being an incel.
I think I would be deeply shocked if Oprah goes to this disgusting boondoggle. Classless people gaudily displaying their ill gotten gains! I would have hoped that Oprah stood for better values that this. Have I been wrong about her all these years?
May they all get food poisoning
Total garbage couple.
*Prime* garbage flex hosting their gaudy wedding in Venice — a city that now charges regular visitors a daily entry fee to offset the burden tourist traffic places on their aging infrastructure.
A yacht in the Mediterranean? Orcas assemble!
This comment made my LIFE! And what a visual….
Added visual: She should walk down the aisle to the theme from Jaws.
This may be a Jennifer Aniston type “wedding”. The pomp, the parties, the commitment type ceremony but no legalization. She might not even be aware that he has arranged with the officiant to not file the marriage at a court house or other means of putting the marriage on file.
I wonder if there’s a prenup and what will she get
I wonder if there’s a prenup.
WHYYYYYY does she do that pout-mouth thing?! It’s gross!
At the rate things are going, the EU might not let them in….
I have no idea what kind of man/person Bezos is, except that he thinks with his penis instead of his head, but this woman is so trashy and has an increasingly grotesque face that I have no idea how he can look at her every day. Unless she walks around the house naked, then he doesn’t have to look at her mangled face and duckbill.
In photos from her youth, you can see that she was quite pretty, but apparently her beauty was not accompanied by her brain.
Bezos looks like an elegant gentleman with a doll from a sex shop.
Serious question .. can she close her mouth all the way or nah? Always has a little peephole going on. Does Amazon make teeth windshield wipers for all the bugs that surely get in?