Another random woman has come forward claiming Angelina Jolie seduced her, and has intimated that they slept together. Misty Cooper, who was an assistant to a producer on the set of “Gone in 60 Seconds” in 1999, claims that she wanted Angelina from the moment she saw her, and Angelina wanted Misty too. Cooper’s description is straight out of a cheesy supermarket paperback – she barely manages to hold herself back from bodice ripping and lustily caressing body parts. The whole account sounds trite and likely untrue, but is semi-interesting if for nothing else than its sheer ridiculousness.

“We Immediately felt the sexual chemistry, and I could feel that she was also giving off a vibe. She looked super-hot, and I really wanted her.” Misty said. Misty was well aware of Angelina’s sexual history. She knew that Angie had fallen for lesbian model Jenny Shimizu while they were working together on the set of ‘Foxfire,’ (1996) so she knew she had chance!

One week after their first encounter, they ended up talking at craft services and Misty realized that “Angie wanted to sleep with me as much as I was so desperate to get her into bed,” adding; “You could cut the sexual tension with knife.”

[From Flynet]

The article goes on to say that Misty wasn’t sure if she should pursue Angelina, since she’d just started dating Billy Bob Thorton, who was engaged to Laura Dern at the time. Apparently their “lusty flirting” continued on the set, and Angelina rubbed her body against Misty’s butt. Misty, for some reason, was afraid to reciprocate, despite the aforementioned sexual knife cutting. Angelina supposedly called Misty a tease, with Misty leveling the salacious charge right back at her. Misty was warned to stay away from Angelina by others on the set, who told her Angie was nothing but trouble. But of course, Misty just couldn’t resist.

Then finally on day on set after weeks of flirting and giving strong sexual vibes, they made their move… To Jolie’s trailer!

While Angelina was talking about her sex life, she told Misty that she had many girls but none of them were as good as Billy Bob Thornton. Misty responded with, “But you haven’t had me.” Shortly after an assistant was taking polaroid pictures of the cast and crew on set, and snapped a couple of Angelina and Misty. As you can see in the photos, there was some playful groping involved.

After that, Angelina dropped the bomb; “I want you to come to my trailer, get naked, and we’ll have more fun and more photos.” And although Misty hasn’t revealed what happened once they were inside the trailer, she did say this, “Angie has very soft lips.”

[From Flynet]

Oh barf. Not at the lesbian thing, but just at the bullshit. If this lady is telling the truth, then she sure has an awkward, corny way of speaking. Misty and Angelina never saw each other again, but Misty has no problem echoing the sentiments of Angelina’s acknowledged hookup, model Jenny Shimizu – that Angelina loves the ladies and Brad doesn’t stand a chance, longterm.

When asked about Angie’s new love, Misty responded by saying “She (Angelina) can sleep with anyone she pleases, male or female, and she’s quite the seductress, so what chance does Brad have? Although he’s beautiful looking, there is no way he can keep her down. Angie has an incredible body – Brad should enjoy it while he still can.”

Recently the mother of four and humanitarian, Angelina Jolie, spoke openly about her sexuality, saying “I’ve never hidden my bisexuality, but there’s no longer a place for that in my life.”

Misty disagrees with that. “She (Angelina) told me that only one man had really satisfied her, Billy Bob. Even if Brad is a fabulous lover, Angie still must be wondering what she’s missing,” adding; “It’s only a matter of time before Brad finds him cheating on him with another woman.”

[From Flynet]

Let’s point out that when Angie supposedly said that, she had yet to meet Brad Pitt. Maybe she says the same thing now about Brad. Or maybe it’s all old, recycled bull. One of the commenters on Flynet’s article says that she was a P.A. on the film, and that the whole thing is crap. She says Angie was totally messed up on drugs at that time, to the point that production on the film had to be stopped on several occasions. She also says that Jenny Shimizu visited Angelina several times on the set, and that Shimizu wasn’t just Angie’s girlfriend but also her dealer. Shimizu has also vocally claimed that Angie will always come back to her. Angie has been very upfront about her past, and it doesn’t seem like she’s ever denied something just because it could be considered unsavory. She’s owned up to a lot of things. She has a very different persona now, but I think it’s awesome that she doesn’t try to act like she’s always been that way. Even if there is an ounce of truth to Misty Cooper’s story, it was nine years ago. It has no bearing on Angelina today.

Note by Celebitchy: We used photos of Angelina and Billy Bob because we don’t have the rights to those ones of her messing around with that woman on set. Those are at Flynet if you want to see them. I’m sorry for subjecting you to the kissing one below, but I could not pass it up.

I didn’t want to cover this, because it’s going to open up a shitstorm of comments like any story about Angelina. JayBird did a great job of explaining how fake this all sounds so please be civil about it. If nothing else, it’s a titillating story.