– Ashlee stole Jessica’s BFF hairdresser Ken Paves! (PopBytes)
– Ashlee stole Jessica’s lips too! (Egotastic)
– Jessica and her dog need grooming. (PopSugar)
– Jessica thought Anne Heche was a tabloid reporter and tried to get her kicked out of a celebrity poker tournament (Mollygood)
– Watching Paris Hilton try to act sexy is like watching your mom try to act sexy: it’s that uncomfortable (WWTDD)
– Delusional Paris Hilton fans attack Pink (DListed)
– Kidada Jones mistakes leather softener for face cream, gets ratted out by her sister (Crunk and Disorderly)
– Halle Berry stops traffic (Hollywood Tuna)
– K-Fed is a class act (Just Jared)
– Stacy Keibler drunk in Vegas (The Bastardly)
– Simon Cowell hates Prince (Concrete Loop)
– Elizabeth Taylor shills her new jewlery collection on Larry King while repeatedly denying she has alzheimers (BlogNYC)