Yesterday afternoon the news came out that there’s a fourth Jesse James mistress will be represented by legal famewh*re pitbull Gloria Allred. Allred also represented at least two of Tiger’s mistresses, (the first one, Rachel Uchitel, and one of the porn stars, Jocelyn James) and most notably held an unintentionally hilarious press conference with the porn star in which they held a priceless demonstration of how wrong it was to have have Tiger’s mistresses faces on golf balls. They compared hitting balls with women’s faces on them to domestic violence and even used a giant blowup of one of the balls and a big stick-on club to show how the faces would get smeared with dirt when the balls were hit. The best part is that Allred was dead serious about it. I wonder what kind of hijinks Allred will get up to with her latest client. You know that some kind of press conference is coming.

Radar online has details about this mistress number 4 and, like Tiger’s girls, she has plenty of evidence to prove the three year affair, including many text messages and photos. The National Enquirer reports that there were at least 11 mistresses and that James had a very predictable M.O. of meeting skanks on the Internet and bringing them to his office for quickies on the coffin couch. He even would bang women in his office when Sandra was visiting! Maybe the most damning detail is the fact that James and this woman just broke up after the scandal came out, but that’s a drop in the bucket I guess. Here we go again.

RadarOnline.com learned exclusively about the existence of Mistress Number 4 and that the as-yet unidentified woman has hired Allred, who famously represented Tiger Woods’ mistress Rachel Uchitel and others.

The new mistress had a several year affair with James, she charges, that ended just recently.

And yes, there’s proof. Hundreds of text messages, emails and photos.

Poor Sandra Bullock. With every passing day her husband is exposed to more and more cheating charges as the actress has sought anonymity while trying to sort out her life.

And It’s only fitting that Allred is now involved as James is now facing the same type of firestorm that engulfed Tiger Woods, devastated his wife and derailing his golf career temporarily.

Allred told RadarOnlne.com exclusively: “I represent a beautiful model and businesswoman. She had a three year intimate relationship with Jesse James.

“He pursued her and had strong feeling for her. She is in the process of trying to decide if she will come forward. She has proof of their relationship including hundreds of text messages, emails and photos. The relationship JUST RECENTLY ENDED after the scandal broke.”

Allred reportedly represented another woman whom sued James several years ago for sexual harassment, Allred had no comment regarding that case. Allred tells us mistress #4 hasn’t been identified by the media.

So far James has been accused of cheating with:
1. Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, a heavily tattooed stripper.
2. Melissa Smith, also a stripper.
3. Brigitte Daguerre, a photographer.
4. The new mystery woman.

[From Radar Online]

You know that “beautiful model and businesswoman,” is Allred-speak for trashy suicide girl wannabe. James has a type and it wasn’t classy, down to earth and gorgeous like his wife. As to why James would marry such a lovely woman and then betray her so thoroughly, that’s anyone’s guess. The Enquirer reports that James was nearly as rich as Bullock, who makes $17 million per picture, as he had his own very successful business (his custom bikes sell for $150k and up) TV show, and line of clothing at Walmart. James’ ex Janine Lindemulder told In Touch that James was enamored with Sandra’s fame and was hoping to be famous, too. After all, he had his own reality show and was on Celebrity Apprentice last year.

As you guys like to say in the comments, I’m going to get my popcorn.

Photos are from 3/21/10, credit: WENN.com