Tiger Woods banged his neighbor‘s daughter. [The Superficial]
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo casting: Carey Mulligan or K-Stew? [LimeLife]
Gaby Sidibe got the motherload of cherry blossoms while in Japan. [Lightly Salted]
How did Human Centipede get greenlit? [Agent Bedhead]
Sarah Jessica Parker covered up her kid‘s Mohawk with a bonnet. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Kimora Lee Simmons shows off baby Kenzo. [Bossip]
Why does everyone want Liz Lemon & Michael Scott to date? [Moviefone]
Sophie Monk is boring in a bikini. [Celebnewswire]
Nicki Minaj is the girl going on tour with Rihanna & the Drunk Child. [PopBytes]
Adrienne Curry needs a job. A real one. [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
Corey Haim had, like, a million pills. [Evil Beet]
Star Mag‘s cover story is all about that Ian Halperin-sponsored Dirty Sanchez stuff. [CoverAwards]
Interesting blind item about asbestos & a dysfunctional wang. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Pam Anderson is a f-cking mess, part 34086949. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Ashley Olsen‘s French bulldog is adorable. [Pop Sugar]
Heather Locklear chose her kid over boyfriend Jack Wagner. [ICYDK]
Well, when you add them all up, statistically one of his women was bound to be related to a neighbor. He did cast a wide net.
It may be easier if we all just compile a list of who he DIDN’T sleep with. May be easier and smaller.
Does this asswipe know anything about masterbation?? Jeez…. what a scumbag!
I guess “in the hole” was taken a bit too literally with this f**ker!
During his “cum back”, I want to hear someone yell “OUTTA DA HOLE! OUTTA DA HOLE!!!”
Jess, I was thinking the same. They should make t-shirts. “I did not sleep with Tiger”.
Lmao @ Gwen
I could just throw up at this. Lowlife.
Kate Gosslein should take a leaf out of Heather Locklears book & put her kids before her own narcissitic decisions.
Kenzo is adorable.
What is this Dragon Tattoo book/movie about? I keep hearing about it everywhere…
Tiger, you lowlife scum. That said, holy shnikes! Ashley Olsen looks like a regular person and not Grandma Shirley!
Gwen- seriously- that’s actually a hilariously brilliant idea! I’d totally buy one!
Ok tiger is grose!!!! And I totally agree with the t shirt thing!!!!
Ashley and Mary Kate should totally start working again…. Do they work???? Or did they grow out of their cuteness????
And Pamela anderson is so grose…..bit** wasn’t just wet she probably barfed all over herself….and maybe instead of being out partying she could have went home to her kids….my opinion about her is she’s a whore and a wanna be 21 year old….I’m 22 and wouldnt wear half the sh** she wears unless to bed!!!!!! Take a bath and put on done clothes Pam your not 21 anymore….here before to long we will be hearing she slept with tiger woods!!!!!!
@Gwen: Someone else already had this same idea! 🙂 😉
Behold:
http://www.cafepress.com/+i_did_not_sleep_with_tiger_womens_cap_sleeve_tsh,422282191
Mistral:
It is a great book that deals with a murder, mystery, women hating men, and corruption.
The second in the series “The Girl Who Played with Fire” is just as good, if not a bit better. JMO.
Highly recommended…I would actually read it before you see the movie…
French bulldogs are the best/cutest damn dogs of all time.
Can I just say I really love your site now, Dlisted used to be my first destination but now its Celebitchy! I hope MK gets his mojo back cos he’s been really off lately! I don’t even bother to go these days
What´s wrong with the swedish movie of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo? Why do the US always need to do “their own version”?
Don´t take it with bitterness, it´s just that I don´t understand and I LOVED Noomi Rapace as Lisbeth Salander.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlF-hk3IJQE
I adore the picture you’ve used to illustrate this story. If you could have chosen one of Tiger giving a fistbump to someone equally sleazy, like Jesse James, that would have been caption heaven.
Lol. Keep going Tiger. I’m starting to go from being disgusted by his behaviour to being impressed by all he’s managed to do and get away with. He still has his major endorsements, his wife, his talent and his legion of fans willing to travel to see him play and cheer him on. He should teach a class.
Thanks Morgs. I’ll haul ass to the library and get a copy. I needed a good read. As for the American remakes of foreign films–it really pisses me off when they do that. They are remaking Let The Right One In (another fantastic Swedish film from a fantastic Swedish book), they remake Spanish movies, French movies! They remake everything, but really dumbed-down. North Americans aren’t all lazy morons who can’t read subtitles!!!