– “The Break Up” might have done well, but it didn’t beat “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” (Faded Youth)
– Jennifer Aniston’s rabbit’s foot gave her good luck at the box office. We think it’s really a monkey’s paw and she’s going to end up bitter and childless – oh wait! (I’m Not Obsessed)
– Photos will steal the soul of Shiloh Nouvel. bwahaha (MollyGood)
– Rosario Dawson still looks pregnant at certain angles (The Bastardly)
– Jessica Alba’s implant/”vague childhood breast illness” scars (WWTDD)
– Nicole Kidman wants to get married at night so that Keith Urban will be drunk enough to go through with it (Glitterati)
– Pass the joint, Paris, let’s listen to “Stars are Blind” again, it’s so deep (Hollywood Rag)
– Jake Gyllenhaal and Justin Timberlake at the MTV Movie Awards (Socialite’s Life)
– Britney Spears really likes having sex when she’s pregnant. Since Kevin’s not around we can assume she doesn’t mean having sex with him. (DListed)
– Kirstie Alley is fat again. (yeeeah)
– Chris Klein has hickeys (Just Jared)
– Lindsay Lohan vs. Paris Hilton: No Fight! (Egotastic)
– Nicky Hilton downs a bottle of vodka (PopSugar)
– Page Six Editor Richard Johnson Charged with Drunken Driving (Blog NYC)
– Britney Spears signs divorce papers, puts them in an envelope, realizes she needs to go to the post office to get a stamp. The post office is closed – you get the picture (Gossipin)