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Celebitchy Archives: Charlie Sheen
Aug
04
Britney Spears and Charlie Sheen to make beautiful baby clothes together


Remember that baby clothing venture that I was making fun of Britney for forgetting about just a couple of days ago? It seems she hasn't dropped it after all. Word is she asked Charlie Sheen, who launched his own "Sheen Kids" line just when his estranged wife decided to air a bunch of dirt on him, if she can collaborate with him for help launching her own line of baby clothes:

Britney Spears is reportedly hoping to team up with Charlie Sheen and his Sheen Kidz project on her new children's clothing line. "Brit's people approached Sheen Kidz out of the blue," a source told OK! magazine. "She's seen his clothing and really liked it. She wants to start her own children's clothing line and she thought Sheen Kidz would be able to help get things off the ground." The source also added that Sheen is willing to give it a go, saying, "Charlie believes it would be fun to work with Britney."

That's smart of Britney to get help from someone who already has a line of children's clothing out. It's rare of her to ask for advice and she should be commended.

Meanwhile Anna Nicole Smith has asked Britney to hang out with her. She's posted a message on her stupid video diary telling Britney she'd love to be her friend:

"If you wanted to be friends, I would so much love to hang out with you."

Smith continues, "I think you're totally cool, and I think we're going to have our babies about the same time."

Smith is pretty dumb if she thinks that Britney's due date is just around the same time as hers. Maybe she'll get some free baby clothing out of the deal, though. She'll need the help since her website isn't really bringing in the subscribers.

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Jun
13
Charlie Sheen's new girlfriend, Brooke Wolofsky


Charlie Sheen, 40, is dating 28-year-old real estate investor Brooke Wolofsky. Sheen brought Wolofsky as his date to the 2006 Butterfly Ball in Los Angeles this weekend. His publicist confirmed their relationship:

The actor, who has reportedly been looking for love on the Internet since splitting from Richards at the beginning of 2006, showed off new girlfriend Brooke Wolofsky at the 2006 Butterfly Ball in Los Angeles over the weekend.

Sheen's new woman is a 28-year-old real estate investor.

The actor's publicist, Stan Rosenfeld, has confirmed his client is dating Wolofsky, adding, "They make a very happy couple."

That's good for Sheen, and hopefully it will last for him. Now that his ex Denise Richards has shown what an attention whore she is I don't like her at all, and am kind of siding with him in the divorce.

Richards defended the fact that she's dating and possibly engaged to BonJovi guitarist Richie Sambora, saying that Heather Locklear wasn't really her best friend and that you can't help it when you fall in love:

Denise says that her new relationship was the "last thing I was looking for," adding, "it's true when they say things happen when you least expect it."

She confesses that dealing with the rumors hasn't been easy. "The thing with Heather, that's been hard ... you know you can't help who you fall for and that friendship, unfortunately, was done and wasn't salvageable."

She says, "People have gone on. ... Would you date your best [friend's husband]? You know she wasn't my best friend. She was a close friend in the last couple of years -- I hadn't known her my whole life [like] people [are] portraying this."

She finishes, "[It's] been tough having people think that I'm such a crappy friend -- because if we were friends I wouldn't be in this situation."

On rumors that she and Richie got together before their respective marriages were kaput, Denise says, "I get why people have been hurt in this situation -- you know, it's not good but it is what it is." But she stresses that both her and Richie's former relationships were over before they got together: "We didn't meddle in marriages and anything like that ... I wish everyone in this whole ugly situation the best and at the end of the day, it's not just two couples, there's children involved. And that's what's hard. My girls can't read these tabloids. Their daughter (Richie and Heather's) can. So that's hard too."

She's full of shit and that's lousy to say "oh, I wasn't that close to Heather anyway." She shouldn't go on so much about it, and just looks as desperate as she did when she dressed like a slutty majorette to perform with the PussyCat Dolls.

Here are Sheen and Wolofsky. She looks like a decent person and we'll have to see how it turns out. If she has some of the same problems with Charlie that Denise did, we'll rethink our opinion of him. He's not a saint, but he's probably not as bad as Denise makes out.

Posted to Charlie Sheen | Denise Richards | Divorces | Hookups

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May
23
Denise Richards wants to clean out Charlie Sheen


Denise Richard's divorce lawyer has filed papers requesting that Charlie Sheen's pension funds be considered part of the couple's joint assets. Denise isn't just content to smear Sheen and take half of his money, she wants to ruin his retirement too:

In a May 18 court filing, Richards asked that Sheen's pension funds be made part of the proceedings -- a legal maneuver indicating that Richards plans to go after Sheen's retirement money, in addition to the rest of his assets. Richards also has asked the court for custody of their children, as well as alimony from Sheen.

Though no dollar amounts were included in the court filing -- that will come later -- Richards names four of Sheen's pension plans, including the Screen Actors Guild Producers Pension Plan.

That's cold! Denise is going for the jugular in this divorce.

She's an ambitious woman, that's for sure. After Richie Sambora announced that he was single while at a Bon Jovi gig in Germany she had her publicist deny that that had broken up and promptly rushed to his side. Her desperate measures seem to have worked, judging from these pictures of these two at the seaside in Italy. [via]

Posted to Charlie Sheen | Denise Richards | Divorces | Richie Sambora

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May
18
Heather Locklear & David Spade have split; Richards & Sambora have not


I never believed these two were a couple, because there was only one report of them going out to dinner and kissing that got repeated a couple weeks after it first came out. Other than that there wasn't much evidence and no pictures, although Spade did defend Locklear to the press by saying that "She's still nursing the knife wound in her back" [from Denise Richards] He also did a dumb skit on his show about it, using paper dolls to pretend that Richards apologized for saying he dated Locklear before she split up with her estranged husband, Richie Sambora (video below.)

MSNBC's "The Scoop" is reporting the relationship between Spade and Locklear is over:

The actor’s rebound romance with Heather Locklear has ended, according to In Touch Weekly. The star of “The Showbiz Show” hooked up with Locklear after her split from rocker hubby Richie Sambora, and reportedly “isn’t happy” about the split.

“Heather isn’t in a rush to get into another serious relationship,” a “pal” told the mag. Her spokeswoman didn’t respond to The Scoop’s request for comment.

Locklear's ex, Richie Sambora, is still dating his neighbor Denise Richards, despite reports that the two have broken up. Richard's rep confirmed that they're still together and said that Sambora's recent comment at a Bon Jovi gig in Germany, in which he claimed to be "Single and ready to party" was just part of his rock-star personae.

Now Richards is flying to Europe to join Sambora while he's on tour.

The actress will fly to Dublin, Ireland. where Sambora is set to perform with Bon Jovi on Saturday on their "Have A Nice Day" tour.

Richards' representative hit out at reports the couple have broken-up insisting, "Denise and Richie are still together." A source tells Us Weekly the actress will leave her two young children, Sam, two, and Lola, 11 months, with her parents while she goes on the trip.

Bon Jovi have a break after their show in Dublin and the couple will reportedly spend a romantic weekend together in Europe. Richards recently reached an agreement with estranged husband Charlie Sheen, extending her temporary restraining order against the actor.

That sounds kind of desperate and we've joined team Sheen in the Richards/Sheen divorce battle. With the latest news that Richards is starting her own children's clothing line to directly compete with her husband's business venture, she's clearly out to get him. Plus, whose rep ever confirms a rebound relationship? That's just lame.

As for Sambora and Locklear, we're not sure who to root for because it doesn't seem like anyone is at fault. Denise Richards can take the blame there as well.

Here's Spade doing his dumb skit in which he pretends to talk to Denise Richards, using paper dolls to act it out:

Posted to Breakups | Charlie Sheen | David Spade | Heather Locklear | Richie Sambora

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Apr
27
Heather Locklear vs. Denise Richards: it's on!


You've probably heard that Denise Richards and Heather Locklear had a falling out over the fact that Denise is dating Heather's ex, Richie Sambora.

It turns out that they were best friends and lived right next door to each other LA. They also shared an on-screen girl-on-girl kiss in Locklear's show Spin City

Heather told Denise she was dead to her after learning of Denise's affair with her estranged husband:

Not surprisingly, the affair does not please Locklear, who views it as betrayal. In fact, when Denise went with a friend to a Bon Jovi (featuring Sambora) concert and after-party on March 3 in L.A., a source tells Star: "Heather went crazy when she learned her best friend had gone to the party. She told Denise she was a traitor who had betrayed their friendship."

She reportedly even went so far as to ask if Richards and Sambora were having an affair, and Denise — who hadn't slept with him yet — was too stunned to answer, prompting Locklear to proclaim, according to a source, "Well, I think you've answered the question. I never want to see you again."

She reportedly concluded, "You no longer exist to me. It's like you've died."

Meow! Locklear can be as much as a bitch as the characters she portrays. Locklear suprised Sambora with divorce papers this February after 11 years of marriage. She is said to have discovered an e-mail sent to Sambora by a former assistant who enclosed nude pictures of herself. Locklear may be dating David Spade now, but there's not a lot of evidence and Spade denies the relationship.

Denise Richards filed for divorce from Charlie Sheen in March after a tumultuous relationship. She alleges that Sheen threatened to kill her and was addicted to gambling, pain pills, and porn.

It looks like Richards and Sambora are pretty happy swapping partners with their neighbors. Too bad Locklear is so bitter about it. Pictures [via]

Update: Denise Richards urged Heather Locklear to file for divorce! No wonder she's so pissed!

Posted to Charlie Sheen | Denise Richards | Divorces | Heather Locklear | Hookups | Richie Sambora

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Apr
24
Charlie Sheen to launch a line of children's clothing


Charlie Sheen is involved in an incredibly stupid business venture: he launched a line of children's clothing this weekend!

People magazine has been granted exclusive coverage of tomorrow’s LA launch party for Charlie Sheen’s new line of children’s clothes, Sheen Kids (seriously). Which means they’re obligated to cheerfully give the event space in the magazine, no matter what Sheen’s personal drama may be.

Unfortunately for Sheen, the clothing line was in the works from some time, and announced over two months ago. The launch couldn't come at a worse time for him, because the allegations in his wife's divorce deposition are explosive.

The divorce statement from Denise Richards acquired by The Smoking Gun is pretty incredible and well worth the time to read. Richards says that Sheen:

  • Wanted Richards to abort their first child
  • Became enraged when he learned that his first baby would be a girl
  • Accused Richards of poisoning their daughter Sam when she switched from breastfeeding to formula after a month
  • Also accused Richards of poisoning Sam when she took the baby to get vaccinated
  • Was addicted to painkillers including Xanax and Ativan
  • Told Richards to wait while she was experiencing bleeding during her second pregnancy so that he could watch a basketball game.
  • Conducted bets while Richards was giving birth to their second child, and refused to pick her and the baby up from the hospital
  • Visited gay and straight porn sites with underage-looking participants.
  • Looked for sex online and e-mailed at least 30 people pictures of his erect penis.
  • Pushed Richards while she was holding their baby, and threatened to kill her while his two daughters watched.

    It just goes on.

    Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards were married in June 2002, and first announced their divorce in March, 2005 when Richards was six months pregnant with their second child. They reconciled in the fall of 2005, but announced that they were divorcing again in March of this year. They have two daughters, Sam, 2, and Lola, 9 months.

    It's bad news for Sheen's new clothing line that his divorce details are now public, but it's rather suspect that he's involved in children's clothing if the allegations by his ex-wife are true.

    Update: pictures from the Sheen Kids launch party. Charlie Sheen has of course denied Richards' allegations. And Denise Richards is now dating Richie Sambora.

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