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Vince and Jen were engaged for three hours yesterday, and everyone was tentatively happy for gloomy Aniston. Not even a well-Photoshopped magazine cover with a fake headline can get these two together publically, because they denied the rumor almost as soon as it was out. But - hold your horses - Jennifer's publicist is known for his baldfaced lies, so this could possibly be true!
"It is not true--they are not engaged," Stephen Huvane told E! News on Wednesday.
Of course, as Us Weekly was only too happy to point out on its Website, Huvane has a history of issuing denials over reports that later turned out to be accurate.
For example, in November 1999, when Aniston was spotting wearing a diamond sparkler on her left ring finger, Huvane denied that she was engaged to Brad Pitt, claiming the bauble was "not an engagement ring," and he continued to deny that the pair planned to marry up until their June 29, 2000 wedding.
In December 2004, two weeks before Pitt and Aniston announced their split, Huvane maintained that all was well in their union. "They are looking forward to spending the holidays with each other. There is no split. They are fine," he told Us Weekly.
In February 2005, Huvane denied reports that Aniston planned to move back into her former Hollywood Hills home, claiming it had been leased out to Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher. Lo and behold, the couple was asked to move out that month so that Aniston could move back in later that year.
Finally, when rumors that Aniston and Vaughn were dating first surfaced in July 2005, Huvane denied there was any romantic interest. "Vince is a good friend of Jennifer's. I think the tabloids are so eager to see her with someone romantically that they just make these false assumptions," he told the New York Post.
When Jen and Vince go out of their way to avoid each other publically, and Vince is completely unable to acknowledge the relationship, it makes it obvious that he's unwilling to commit.
If US Weekly is right and there is an actual engagement, it seems like a last-ditch effort by Vince to keep Jen. He strikes me as the type of guy you can never pin down who would only ask Jen to marry him if he had no other options. My last boyfriend before I met my husband was like that. I dealt with his indecision for two years before that lousy relationship finally bit the dust. You can't get blood out of a stone, and a man won't change for you. Instead of trying to get a pet or focusing on other things, you should trade those type of guys in for a better model.
This doesn't make sense though, because aren't they supposed to be planning a huge wedding now? If they just got engaged at this point - and even if they didn't, logic dictates that all the wedding stories are false. People don't plan weddings before they're engaged.
Posted to Engagements | Fake News | Jennifer Aniston | Vince Vaughn
Guess Vince broke down and realized he had to commit to Jennifer Aniston or risk losing her. Maybe that call from Matthew McConaughey uh, pushed him over the edge... into the abyss. Vince has proposed to Jennifer, and US Weekly has confirmed it:
On June 27, as the couple returned home on a private Gulfstream jet to L.A. after a romantic, nine-day vacation at Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis’ $25 million coastal retreat near Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, the actor nervously got down on bended knee. At that moment, he asked for Aniston’s hand in marriage – with, say sources, a substantial diamond ring.
“He was going to propose on the beach during the trip, but he chickened out because he wasn’t sure if she would accept,” says the source. “But he knew he was leaving town [to film Into the Wild in South Dakota] for awhile, so he just felt he had to ask her before they landed.”
I for one would like to see the ring, and Jen and Vince's smiling faces out at a public event. If he's serious about keeping her he won't pull that "we're buddies" crap in interviews anymore and they shouldn't be afraid to be photographed together. Um, best wishes?
Posted to Engagements | Jennifer Aniston | Vince Vaughn
Star Magazine reports this week that Matthew McConaughy called Jennifer Aniston in a not-so-subtle attempt to get her to go out with him.
A friend of Matt’s then tells Star Magazine, “He doesn't give up when he has his eye on someone. He’s figuring out his next move.”
Jennifer's rep denied that she received a call from McConaughy, but it could be true. If it really happened, it doesn't mean McConaughy was serious about it. He may have just wanted the publicity so that he can stem some of the rumors that he's enjoying Lance and Jake's company in every way possible. It was a pretty slick move on his part, considering he picked an actress who's technically unavailable, but hasn't gone public with her relationship.
Aniston seems to be having a hard time in her relationship with bloated paramour Vince Vaughn. While it was rumored last week that they broke up, that doesn't seem true since Vince was spotted out with Aniston and was seen leaving her house. Poor Aniston has bought a new dog to keep her company while she waits for a commitment from Vince that will never come. Maybe she should have gone out with McConaughy. At least it would have made Vince jealous.
Here is Aniston with her her new puppy [via] and Matthew McConaughey biking. [via]
The story that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn broke up may not be true. Jen might be hanging out with her famous gal pals, and she just got a new dog and all, but she was spotted out with Vince this Tuesday night. They both look miserable, though, that's something:
The news came out at the end of July that these two broke up and has only gradually picked up steam. Maybe they're just not spending much time together or have a rocky relationship. It's certainly suspect that they never went public with it.
Thanks to KevinFFan at JJB for finding this.
Posted to Breakups | Jennifer Aniston | Relationship trouble | Vince Vaughn
The Post Chronicle is running a story that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have split up. They're repeating an article from The Bosh that originally ran on July 25, so I don't know why it's taken so long for it to get picked up.
Australia's New Weekly also carries the story:
While stories of trouble in the pair’s relationship are widespread, doubt remains over who is the driving force behind the split. One source alleges that Vince is pulling the plug, while another claims it’s really Jennifer, 37, who wants out.
A report published in the US suggests that Vince, 36, is being pressured by his mum Sharon to end the romance. Sharon reportedly believes Jen’s on the rebound from Brad and doesn’t truly love her son.
“[Sharon] told him that if he married Jen, he’d be in for a world of heartbreak,” says a source. “Sharon said they needed to take a break so Jen could find closure with Brad.”
After listening to Sharon’s advice, Vince reportedly called off their secret nuptials. “He told Jen they need to take a breather,” the source adds.
But pals of the former Friends star say it’s Jennifer who’s calling it off after becoming fed up with Vince’s party-hard lifestyle. During a recent holiday in Mexico, the couple clashed over the actor’s boorish behaviour.
“She says he acted like a jerk, staying up all night with his friends, drinking and smoking,” one of Jen’s mates reveals. “It dawned on her that this isn’t the kind of man she wants to marry.
“The fact is, she dumped Vince.”
They never seemed like a real couple anyway because Vince was always calling Jen his "pal" and refusing to acknowledge their relationship. They also famously refused to pose for pictures together, even when promoting their film "The Break Up."
Aniston was recently spotted out without Vince looking drunk and miserable, making this story seem more likely.
Whether it's a real-life break-up for this pair or not, only time will tell. They're so under the radar that it's possible that they've been broken up for a while.
Pictures from Hot Momma Drama.
‘Friends’ star Jennifer Aniston revealed it lately that she was feeling a bit uncomfortable while filming a naked scene in her movie ‘The Break Up’ with her current beau Vince Vaughn. Jen says that she is comfortable with her body and don’t have much problems with being naked but not in front of everybody. She had to walk around naked for an entire day while filming the sex scene.
Her crew really supported her in that. She told Elle magazine that every time she used to come back to her room after a shot, her wardrobe assistants and make-up guys used to take off their shirts.
Is Jen sure that was a supporting gesture? That seems like an inviting signal to me. You never know with guys, as sex takes the topmost place in their mind.
This article was originally published on Celebguru and is used under a content share agreement while Celebitchy is on vacation.
Posted to Jennifer Aniston | Movies | Nude
This week's National Enquirer has Jen and Vince "on the rocks" and fighting over the fake engagement ring Jen wore to the London premiere of "The Break Up." She had it on her left hand, and gushed about the ring's details to the press. Vince got pissed off and Jen put the ring on her right hand to appease him. Jen and Vince stayed away from each other all night, and a source says they were both in a bad mood and looked sad. We've heard this story before.
When British journalist Leigh Purves asked Vince if he and Jennifer planned to marry, he barked: "Talk to our people."
Said Purved: "I'd noticed Jennifer was wearing a ring on her wedding finder. I asked her about it and, looking very coy, she told me: 'It's a 9.5-carat canary diamond ring by Suzy Fabricant. Nice, isn't it?'
"I told her it was gorgeous, but before Jennifer could say anymore I noticed Vince moving in with a face like thunder."
Witnesses say Vince, 36, took 37 year-old Jennifer by the arm and marched her off into a corner.
"Vince gave Jennifer a real tongue-lashing. I overheard him using the words 'cheap' and trick,'" a source told the Enquirer. "Vince was talking in loud whispers. He kept repearing , 'Don't, Don't.'
"Jennifer looked hurt. She pulled the ring off and slipped it on her right hand."
At the premiere after party, they sat separately and left separately. They even had different suites in their hotel. From her quotes, she doesn't sound happy about their relationship:
It sounds like she doesn't care if the cherry is there or not, and as if she's trying to justify their stormy relationship.
US Weekly claims to have "The Truth about Jen & Vince" and refutes the rumors that she's engaged and/or pregnant while making it seem like their relationship is fine. They use the one picture of them having dinner together in France and say that she's moving to Chicago as proof of their solid relationship. They quote a source saying "Both of them are so happy, They are an amazing couple."
We doubt that everything is fine, because neither of them seems happy or is willing to admit much about the other to the press. They've been together for two years. Isn't that long enough to go public with their relationship?
Here are pictures we took of the stories in question. Hopefully they're legible. There are also two pictures of Jen leaving "The Break Up" after party in London on 6/14. [via]
The president of Namibia has supposedly written a personal letter of gratitude to Angelina Jolie to thank her for doing more for the African nation by choosing to pop out her baby there than his tourism budget for the next century:
President Nujoma writes: "For the first time ever, our entire nation can agree on something - how wonderful it is that you chose Namibia for your special day.
"You didn't just birth a child but a new era for our new country. If we are the UN's baby, then you, as one of its greatest supporters, are among its founding mothers.
"Never forget, you and your family will always have a home here."
The President is among those attempting to push a Namibian new national day - to mark baby Shiloh's May birth.
If it's true that Namibia is going to declare Shiloh's birthday a national holiday that just seems like overkill after this over-the-top letter. Angelina is a "founding mother" of Namibia indeed. Do you think someone made this shit up? It sounds too good to be true. Of course Namibia is grateful but this letter is too much.
In related fake news, Star is saying that chain-smoking Aniston plans to confront Angelina for being a homewrecker. I totally doubt this is true.
Star also claims that Angelina wants to move back to France as soon as Brad is finished filming "Oceans 13," and that Brad wants to get married but Angelina's against it.That sounds more likely. From their e-mail newsletter:
This is not big news since Angelina has been calling the shots and already dragged the family to her mother's native France. No matter where they go they'll be hounded by photographers, though, because there were plenty of pictures of the Jolie-Pitts when they were in Paris.
It's all well and good for Angelina to say she doesn't need a nanny when she already has a chef, maid, and personal security staff to do her bidding. It must be easier to focus on your role as mother when there aren't a ton of other things to do.
Thanks to popbytes for the header image.
Posted to Angelina Jolie | Babies | Brad Pitt | Brangelina | Fake News | Jennifer Aniston
German photographers booed when Jen and Vince refused to pose together at a photocall for "The Break Up" in Hamburg:
Finally, Vince did step forward, but only with the film's director, Peyton Reed, standing between Vaughn and Aniston. This teasing maneuver only further upset the media, whose voices swelled with groans and boos.
The videographer in this clip zooms in on Jennifer's right hand, possibly looking for an engagement ring. Despite media reports that the couple are engaged, sources tell TMZ that this is not true.
People probably booed inside the movie too. Despite a strong box office showing, it's supposed to suck.
Jen and Vince may or may not be together. They were photographed enjoying dinner in Paris (above) [via] and at the French Open, but they don't seem happy or particularly into each other. That could just be how they always look, though.
They are shown at the French Open, below.
People are saying she's bloated or whatever, but she really looks pregnant to me. Look how she poses defensively on the red carpet, holding her hands over her stomach and looking like she's trying to hide something. I think she's wearing a girdle here but still has a bump. It's below her belly button, not in the stomach area where it should be. If you look at the candid of her outside the Rodin museum, you can see a definite rounding. I may be wishing and hoping for this, since it would make such juicy gossip considering the situation, but I do believe it's true.
Life and Style Weekly is reporting that Aniston is pregnant. Yes I know that doesn't make it true, but someone else is reporting it!
Here is Aniston at a "Break Up" screening and photocall in Germany on June 12th and at the gardens of the Rodin museum in Paris on June 11th.
Thanks to Girlzilla at Oh No They Didn't for pointing out that Aniston's got a bump! It would be just like her to go and get pregnant out of spite.
Is she just slouching or could she really be having a Vaughn spawn?
At first I didn't think this was true - then I looked at the HQ photos. I really believe she's knocked up. My husband looked at these photos and said "She's at that age where she's getting desperate."
She wore a tight dress to the Australian premiere of "The Break Up" on June 5th, so she's not doing anything to try and hide it.
Aniston seems indifferent about having children. Although she says she wants them eventually she balked when asked by Regis if she ever babysits Coco Cox, Courtney's daughter.
Aniston's supposed boyfriend, her "Breakup" costar Vince Vaughn, told Oprah that he hasn't talked about children with Aniston and that it's a big deal for him:
We commented at the time that it sounds like Vince wants kids, just not with Jen.
Here are high quality images thanks to Hollywood's Best from "The Break-Up" Australian Premiere on 6/5, press conference on 6/6, Chicago premiere on 5/29 and LA premiere on 5/22. She has a definite bump at all of these events.
For comparison, the last row has pictures of Aniston outside "The Late Show" on 5/24. Her stomach is perfectly flat there, so there is a chance that she is bloated in the other pictures. The woman is thin and toned though, and the bump is pretty pronounced, so we are inclined to think she's pregnant.
Jennifer Aniston is said to have broken down in tears upon hearing that little Shiloh had seen the light of day. This sounds like crap someone would make up, and I have very little faith in the British rags, so take it for what it is:
But pals are concerned the former "Friends" star is still traumatized over Pitt's new life with Angelina Jolie.
Aniston's friend Tiffany Laws tells Britain's Star magazine, "Jen just burst into tears.
"She tried to cover it up in front of Vince but he assured her it was OK to cry.
"Jen called Brad's mom to offer her congratulations but couldn't get through.
"I think she had the feeling, 'That could have been my baby.'"
This could be true, but it's too personal for a friend to blab about to some random British gossip rag and we doubt it.
Jen may say she wants children but she balked when asked by Regis if she ever babysits Courtney Cox's daughter, Coco, practically shouting "No!".
The good news for Jen is that her career may be salvaged even if she is indifferent and infertile. "The Break Up" did much better than expected at the box office and bested "X-Men 3" despite terrible reviews.
Here she is at a press conference for "The Breakup" in Sydney. Thanks to Hollywood's Best for these photos.
There's a popular editorial about Brad and Angelina called "Brad, Angelina and the rise of 'celebrity colonialism'" The author sites the harsh tactics of their thuggish security staff, and says that Brad and Angelina are occupying Africa to make themselves feel like patrons:
Of course Africa still has vast problems of under-development and poverty - but they will not be helped by the kind of campaigning or patronage offered by Brown, Bono, Bob or Brangelina. Rather, this brand of moral grandstanding suggests that Africa has become a kind of plaything for some campaigners, a backdrop against which they can make themselves feel good and ‘special’.
The author makes a decent point, but he overlooks the fact that people pay attention to everything celebrities do, and that most of them are shallow and self-absorbed. Most celebrities are content to serve as billboards for overpriced jeans and unattainable handbags. When Brad and Angelina go to Africa for a little peace and quiet they're using their extreme fame in a genuine attempt to bring attention to problems on the continent. They need to fire their abusive security staff and stop being so aggressive with the paparrazi, but why bash them for trying to use their fame for a good cause?
Jennifer Aniston said she's not interested in contributing to important causes like her ex-husband and his gorgeous fertile girlfriend. She doesn't care to be criticized for bringing media attention to the world's impoverished, and would rather get mocked for her lack of acting ability and poor personality:
Pitt and Jolie, in between giving birth to daughter Shiloh Nouvel, have been vocal about Africa, AIDS and refugees.
So, was Aniston interested in any global issues? How about the war in Iraq or global warming?
"No," Aniston replied. "I'm not interested in any of that."
"I like to just focus on me and my tabloid career."
Her deadpan answer, dripping with sarcasm, scored plenty of laughs.
Ok, she's not interested in world affairs at all? Not just a little bit? I mean, we pay a lot of attention to celebrities because it's easier than facing the fact that the US is killing innocent civilians in an illegal war, but we also catch the regular news too.
She said she's not interested in world events and wants to focus on herself. Even if she was trying to make a joke, Aniston makes it seem as if she doesn't care about anything but herself.
Her crappy movie, "The Break Up," opens today. If it gets universally panned as expected, Aniston can say goodbye to her film career. Her maybe boyfriend, Vince Vaughn, will weather this storm but she won't:
She has nothing indeed. Not even a little bit of curiousity about the world beyond her giant chin.
Here are some portraits of Aniston taken by Armando Gallo at a press conference for "The Break Up" on 5/19.
[via]
The verdict is partially in and Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn's new movie, "The Breakup," is said to be terrible:
Initially meeting at a baseball game, Chicago tour guide Gary Grobowski (Vaughn) manages to persuade art gallery employee Brooke Meyers (Aniston) to dump her male friend and go out with him basically by buying her a hot dog.
Flash forward to the couple living in what isn`t exactly domestic bliss, with Brooke running around getting ready to host a dinner party for their families while Gary contentedly parks himself in front of the television.
With the cracks in their relationship finally reaching the breaking point, Brooke finally calls Gary for the jerk he is, but in her little schemes to make him realize the errors of his ways, Brooke only ends up matching him in the bad behavior department.
But what could have at best played out like a wilted "War of the Roses" ends up looking a lot more like Rob Reiner`s misbegotten "The Story of Us."
As for whether Aniston and Vaughn have broken up too, the verdict is still out. We reported that they seemed to be on the outs, at least according to Star Magazine, which said last week that Vince wanted time off from the relationship. US Weekly claimed to have an exclusive that they snuck off together after the LA premiere party, though.
Judging from the pictures at the Chicago premiere of "The Break Up" on Sunday, they still kept their distance. They were photographed together yesterday at the Cubs Reds game however, at which Vince threw the first pitch.
Aniston is said to have phoned Brad's manager to wish Brad and Angelina best wishes after the birth of their baby this weekend. That's rather weak considering she could have written a card or given a charitable donation in Shiloh's honor.
We'll just have to wait and see if these two last, but their relationship doesn't seem strong and we doubt they'll go the distance.
Some pictures [via].
Yesterday everyone pointed out that Aniston and Vaughn worked hard to keep their distance from each other at the premiere of their new romantic comedy, "The Break Up." The title of the film may be doubly ironic for Aniston, because Star Magazine is reporting that Vaughn told Aniston he needed time off. That means it's over:
Aniston also backtracked from earlier quotes that she wanted a family, saying she wanted one, uh, eventually. Oops.
“That was a misquote, by the way,” Jen explained. “Well only because I'm not. I'm a realist. I know you can't get a family in a year. I just sort of meant you know, eventually. That's something I would love for my future. But I didn't mean like tomorrow.”
Aniston doesn't want a family right away because Vaughn isn't into it - or her - at all.
It's not all bad news for Aniston. Judging by her newfound look and smiling face at the premiere of "The Break Up," it seems like being single again agrees with her. Vaughn isn't fairing as well, and seems to be suffering from some kind of liver ailment.
Posted to Breakups | Jennifer Aniston | Vince Vaughn
Jennifer Aniston must be able to take an oft-repeated hint, because she attended the LA premiere of "The Break Up" wearing a color other than black. She chose a formfitting white and beige tube dress that looked gorgeous on her. Is this the start of Aniston's comeback? Maybe, but it's doubtful.
The NY Post repeats a report from Hollywood Elsewhere writer Jeffrey Wells, who says that "The Break Up" has not been well received in initial audience tests, and Aniston's status as box office poison may soon be cemented. The Post say that Wells may be misinterpreting the data, but Wells says that Page Six threatened to reveal his source for the tracking numbers of the film, which is despicable.
Wells explains the film's tracking numbers, which help predict a film's box office potential:
That's not really news about Aniston, considering that all of her movies have sucked and she's pretty much disliked by everyone. If only she could keep her mouth shut. She blabbed to Britians' Mirror that there are couples who should break up. She also said even more crap about Brad and Angelina:
"Who knows if people should have stayed in relationships? My parents certainly shouldn't have stayed married - and they didn't. Other people have stayed married ... and they shouldn't have."
Then she adds, somewhat wryly: "You have to put a lot of work into it and exhaust every option before you split up."
The end of Brad and Jennifer's five year marriage last year - presumably after every option had been exhausted - saw the Troy star hook up with Angelina Jolie, his co-star on the movie, Mr and Mrs Smith.
The drama of the split played out over several months with Jennifer grieving in the privacy of her Malibu home comforted only by her elderly dog, Norman.
She underwent therapy but refused to discuss her feelings in public except to say she was "shocked" when she saw newspaper photographs of Brad and Angelina frolicking on an African beach.
"I wasn't aware of a lot that was going on between them [Brad and Angelina] because it was easier not to pay attention to it," she says. "So much of it was fabricated and I felt it was creating unnecessary suffering to even go into that world at all.
"I wish there was a way to get used to it, but it was a weird time."
That's perfectly natural and understandable, and people would care if they hadn't heard it from Aniston over and over again. How surprising that Aniston doesn't have a successful film career. People must not like sour grapes - go figure!
Here she is at the LA premiere of "The Break Up" last night. Her poses looked forced and awkward on the red carpet, but at least she changed her look. It seems like it's too late for poor Aniston, though.
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The American Family Institute honored the famous Arquette family yesterday. Family attending included Courtney Cox-Arquette, David Arquette, Patricia Arquette, Rosanna Arquette, and Alexis Arquette. Friends at the even included Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Roseanne Barr, Paul Reubens, Laura Dern, Florence Henderson, and Mickey Rooney.
The AFI Associates Platinum Circle Award is awarded each year to recognize a family's creative contributions to the entertainment community.
Past honorees include the Penns, the Fondas and the Reynolds/Fisher family.
Alexis Arquette is a transvestite with the full support of her family. It is rumored that Courtney Cox was against a planned reality show featuring her cross-dressing brother-in-law's planned gender reassignment surgery. She refused to appear in the series, and Alexis has decided not to film the show:
Cox's brother in law, Alexis Arquette, had signed a deal to have his gender reassignment operation filmed a US documentary entitled Alexis Are-Cut.
But reports suggest that Alexis changed his mind, and was unwilling to allow the cameras into the operation or to document the recovery process.
Alexis' eldest sister, Rosanna, 46, said: "It's private. We all support him and wouldn't want him to be involved in any sort of circus act surrounding his decision."
It sounds like Rosanna didn't want the show to go forward, either.
Here are pictures from the event yesterday.
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In an appearance on today's "Oprah," Vince Vaughn sort of acknowledged his relationship with co-star Jennifer Aniston when questioned directly, but he gave the old "Jen's my friend" response earlier in the interview:
Even though they're hounded by the press and there's a lot of controversy over Pitt leaving Aniston for Angelina Jolie, you think Vaughn could come up with a better way to handle it than to act like he's just buddies with his live-in girlfriend. He told David Letterman about a week ago that "I'm not saying we are or aren't a couple. I think she's great, but I just don't discuss whether we are."
That's weird and most celebrities at least acknowledge their significant other without getting into too much detail. It's strange that Vaughn is referring to Aniston like a friend's sister or someone he just happens to know, and it doesn't make their relationship seem too secure.
When Oprah asked Vince if he considered having children with Aniston, he didn't jump back into his "just friends" mantra and seemed to acknowledge that he's with her. He said there's no way he's having kids with her, though:
Has Vince discussed having kids with Jennifer? "No, I have not talked about having kids with Jennifer," he says. "I think [having children] takes a lot of focus, takes a lot of attention. I think it would be nice at some point to have a different priority in something else as you've sort of done stuff and challenged yourself, I think that time would come. But not any time in the near future for me, I don't think."
It doesn't sound like VInce wants to stay in his relationship. Any guy his age who wants kids but doesn't want them with their girlfriend - just doesn't want to be with their girlfriend.
Aniston is said to have asked Vince to give up a role that would have required him to film abroad for three months, suggesting that she's just as clingy and whiny as everyone thinks she is.
Aniston is also said to be devastated by the artsy pictures of Brad and Angelina on the beach in Namibia that came out a couple weeks ago. She was nearly in tears and said that Brad never looked that happy with her. It's just a matter of time before Vince wises up, too.
Here is Vince on Oprah. Thanks to marthaz on the JJB board for pointing these out.
Update: Video segment of Vince on Oprah:
The Mirror claims to have an exclusive today that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have bought a mansion in a Chicago suburb, but we read about it several days ago at Bricks and Stones.
The Mirror reports:
And they found it in the posh Chicago suburb where Vince grew up...
Standing on 7.5 acres of land, the mansion boasts nine bedrooms, 13 bathrooms, a garage that accommodates six cars and a huge double-height, woodbeamed hall where they can entertain their friends.
According to our spy, the pair are overjoyed that they've finally found their perfect home - and that it's far from the showbiz world of Hollywood. "Jen and Vince have spent ages looking for the right place and when they found this, they knew it was perfect," says a source close to the couple.
"It's in a quiet, private neighbourhood and Vince is so well-liked there that he and Jen are hoping they're just going to be allowed to keep a low profile and get on with their lives.
Bricks and Stones even had these lovely interior photos of their new home.
Now that Jen and Vince have officially shacked up, maybe she'll be more secure about their relationship. She supposedly asked him to call off a movie project that would have him filming in England for three months, because she didn't want to be alone.
Jennifer Aniston has said that she's quit smoking. She hasn't done it for her health or for the sake of our ailing planet, no, she's quitting smoking so that she can sing in a god-awful musical:
The former Friends star has been inspired by fellow actresses Reese Witherspoon and Nicole Kidman, who surprised film fans with their vocal ability in Walk the Line and Moulin Rouge, respectively.
She says, ""I have quit the cigs so that I can get my voice in shape.""
She probably figrues that since she can only do one character and all her movies suck, she may as well try to jazz it up with a change of genre. It may work for her, and it should provide hilarious fodder to mock her with for years to come.
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In a show titled "Tall Tales and Legends," Oprah took a call from Jennifer Aniston to clear up the rumor that Oprah will host Aniston and Vince Vaughn's wedding on her Chicago estate.
"[The rumors] are so unbelievable," Jennifer says. "For us, I guess, at a certain point, you have no other choice but to think it's funny."
Aniston also said that she's no longer house hunting in Chicago, saying, "No, I'm good, actually. I've got my house." She must have hired someone to kill off those pesky rabbits.
Oprah then revealed the true purpose of the show when she denied that she and her long-time boyfriend, Stedman Graham, are having relationship trouble.
Here are pictures from Aniston and Vaughn's movie, "The Breakup," which is due for release on June 2nd. [via] and [via]
The Boston Herald claims that Brad Pitt has been spotted carrying a high-end "Daddy Bag," The "David" by Wake. We checked out Wake's collection and compared it with pictures of Pitt carrying the bag in question, and we don't think they're the same bag.
The "David" is definitely a more feminine bag than the one Brad drapes his leather jacket over. Still, this doesn't fare well for Brad, who was called a "nanny" by a source quoted in the soon to be defunct Celebrity Living:
The report claims that Brad wants equal rights as a parent.
But another friend of the couple tells the magazine that Jolie is in charge.
"I think she calls the shots with those kids every step of the way, the 'source revealed to the magazine. The story concludes... Brad should put his foot down now before he has another full time armful.
Surely the Jolie-Pitts will have their own nannies and needn't worry about either one of them having to watch the kids if they don't want to. They're hands-on parents, though, and will do their best to be there for the children.
Meanwhile Jolie's best friend has said that Jolie was royally pissed off by Aniston's pity party on Oprah:
Tonya claims Jolie said: "Oh my God, it makes me want to throw up! She shot her mouth off and Oprah took it all in. The audience took it all in. They were all against Brad and me from that moment on. She wanted people to feel sorry for her that her marriage was down the pan. Brad and I couldn't defend ourselves.: Tonya adds: "Ange told Oprah she was extremely upset with her and wanted nothing to do with the show, even though Oprah reportedly said, 'Don't bear a grudge against me."
If that's true it's awesome and of course Jolie would think Aniston is an idiot. We wish Aniston would just shut up and go away already. Once the Jolie-Pitt baby emerges she's going to be even more miserable.
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Life & Style Weekly claims that Vince Vaughn has tried to arrange a wedding date twice and that Aniston has backed out each time:
The magazine then brings in relationship expert Gilda Carle to give an opinion...
"When Jennifer told Vogue she’s ‘tired of being part of this sick, twisted Bermuda Triangle,’ it showed she’s still harboring strong feelings for Brad."
"It must be awful for Jennifer to see pictures everywhere of Brad with pregnant Angie and their adopted children," says Carle. "But she needs to give herself time to heal. She shouldn’t try to numb her pain by remarrying."
And she shouldn't try to air her pain by speaking to any more reporters, either. At least this article doesn't contain more than one Aniston quote. The girl says some stupid things when she rambles.
Regardless of whether she's backed out or not, Aniston has denied that's she in a race to the altar with her famous ex, or that she is planning a lavish wedding at Oprah's estate.
Here are Aniston and Vaughn arriving in Chicago to reshoot scenes from The Breakup. It's gonna suck...
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So supposedly Angelina and Brad are fighting up a storm in Paris and Jennifer Aniston is gloating. None of these rumors require any facts to back them up, because they're pretty easy to make up given that we know practically everything about these people since they're hounded by photographers and reporters every day.
Star says that Brad misses the states and that he's fighting with Angelina over the wedding, which she says isn't happening. They also say Angelina is very passionate (that's a leap) and doesn't fight fair with Brad.
Meanwhile Jen is waiting for the couple to break up, which is also no surprise:
And the article goes on to quote The Bosh, which says that Aniston's trying to get pregnant with her bloated boyfriend, Vince Vaughn, but that she doesn't care if they get married first. God forbid she should try to give up cigarettes in a bid to increase her fertility.
We seriously doubt that anything dire is wrong with the Jolie-Pitts, and hope that Aniston's womb stays barren forever.
Here is Angelina shopping at a craft store and visiting a Yoga center in Paris with little Maddox yesterday. Note the sheer number of professional and amateur photographers following her. We sometimes think that A-listers make a pact with the devil. The money can't be worth it.
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Out of respect for Jennifer Aniston's ongoing state of mourning, guests and cast members at the Friends with Money premiere last night in LA wore black. Among the black-clad attendees were Joan Cusack, Golden Brooks, Catherine Keener, and Jason Isaacs. Aniston was seen wearing a ring on the middle finder of her left hand, causing people to guess that Oprah must be pissed at her.
If you would like to sample some of Aniston's "I'm bored and will answer questions pertaining to my high paid job in a stream of consciousness" interview style, TMZ has a video of a so-called interview about her new movie. We would post the highlights, but they're not worth mentioning and kind of random.
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Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Aniston are superb at giving arrogant quotes. Since they both dated Brad Pitt and hate the entertainment industry they have a few things in common to complain about. It's surprising that you don't see more of those two rude bitches together, and we think they would make great friends.
Paltrow was just quoted bitching about Robbie Williams in faux British vernacular. She probably resents the fact that Williams is more talented than her boring husband:
Well, we can attest to the fact that Williams likes to get naked, and that he looks damn good in the process. As for being rude, it takes one to know one.
Here's Paltrow in NY last week trying to bundle up.
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Like everyone else, we assumed that the Jolie-Pitts were flying back to the states when they were photographed three days ago at the airport. That's why we didn't publish these pictures of Brad flying in Nice when we came across them earlier today - we assumed they were old.
It turns out that the famous couple flew to the south of France and that the unexpected venue afforded the Jolie-Pitts a precious few days out of the spotlight. These photos are of Brad flying yesterday.
Speculation is rampant that bitter Jennifer Aniston may beat her ex to the altar, and that Oprah will host the wedding!
“She just wants to be Vince’s bride - today, tomorrow, next week. She’s told him to name the day. As long as that day comes soon, that is."
Life & Style Weekly cites a source that believes that Jen & Vince may be married before the release of their summer film opens.
And despite the sneaky way that Aniston got Oprah to endorse James Fry's lousy psuedo-memoir (to promote the hoped-for film, for which Aniston owns the movie rights), Oprah has agreed to host Aniston's wedding at her estate. Aniston reportedly wants a huge lavish affair to show the world how utterly petty and wasteful she can be. (She also probably can't have the thing at her house since it's overrun with rabbits.)
No matter what she does or who she attaches herself to, you can be sure that Aniston won't be happy.
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Jennifer Aniston is digging herself into a deep, dark hole from which her career will never recover. Only a select few people in this world are given the advantages in life that Aniston shits on every time she opens her mouth.
Her latest quotes, of which there are plenty, are just full of gratitude for her charmed existence.
The woman who has most of the world's resources at her disposal is bitching about some furry rabbits in the huge front lawn of the massive mansion she lives in:
"There's rabbit s**t everywhere. Those bunnies are the bane of my existence."
All she has to do is pick up the phone and ask someone to come over. She can probably even get the guys who created Wallace and Gromit to come over with a working BunnyVac. When you have the kind of cash that Aniston does, you're truly a petty person if you let some little rabbits get to you.
You're also stupid if you rip on the entertainment industry that made you an ungrateful star, but of course she does it anyway.
"And then the ripping people to shreds. Humiliation. Degradation. What is going on? There's so much instant gratification, and we want it.
"It's just bizarre. I don't watch TV anymore," confessed Aniston. "Nothing. I have no interest in that idol sh*t."
Aniston, there are devices that help you avoid unwanted television programs. They're called a Tivo, a Replay TV, or you can even get a Media Center PC. Again, pick up the phone and ask for some help. The next time you need help around the house, please do us a favor and consult the yellow pages instead of complaining to the reporters that hover around you.
We are glad that you are moving to Chicago to live with your bloated paramour, Vince Vaughn. Please refrain from speaking to reporters there, and ask Vince to help you with minor problems around the house.
Also, this other shit you said about how the paparrazi bothers you and how men came on to you while you were married, we really don't care. Please review Mischa Barton's latest interview, and take notes on how to respond to reporters.
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Let's compare recent quotes from thespians Ewan McGregor and Jennifer Aniston explaining their movie flops:
He added, "But you know, nevermind. It doesn't matter to me whether the films I'm in are successful or not. I do them because I like them, not because of box-office potential. That doesn't mean I don't want them to be successful, because of course I do. I love the buzz you get from being in a really big hit. It's just with me, that doesn't happen all the time."
Now here's Jennifer Aniston talking about "Rumor Has it" in her typically simplistic, dismissive way that manages to blame everyone else for her personal failings:
"It sounded like a great idea, an interesting backdrop for a romantic comedy. But it was never fleshed out, never fully realised."
"And for me personally, I was going through a horrible time..."
"I wasn't at my best as an actor. I was unmotivated by it. Why talk about it? We can let that little train go by."
Aniston, again we must coach you on how to give quotes. You're supposed to be upbeat and vague. You may even get intellectual about it like Mr. McGregor and explain why the film gut mucked up, but you're still supposed to act like it doesn't bother you.
How much did you get paid for that terrible film? We've been much nicer about crappy websites that we had to build to ignorant CEO specs that cost a few grand. Get a clue.
From her bleak fashion to her even worse personality, Aniston proves over and over that she doesn't have what it takes to be a big screen star.
Since we're sick of Aniston, here are some pictures of the gracious and thoughtful Ewan McGregor looking a little worse for wear. Ewan is currently filming "Beatrix Potter" in London with Renee Zellweger and is wearing the moustache for his role.
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Vince Vaughn has supposedly contacted Angelina Jolie's manager to let her know that he'll "keep the peace" in the war between the pregnant vixen and his girlfriend that takes place entirely in Aniston's head:
The reason - he wants Jennifer to be healthy.
The article [in Star] suggests that the "Wedding Crashers Star' understands that it can only be a good thing for his sweetie to finally put any bitterness she has left in the past.
You know that Aniston is obsessed with gorgeous Jolie and Vince is making a last-ditch effort to get her to calm the fuck down. Jolie thinks about Aniston about as much as she contemplates whether she gave a good performance in "Hackers."
Meanwhile Aniston is still harping on her pain.
Here are pictures of Aniston and Vaughn in Aspen yesterday. Vaughn needs to take some supplements because he's got that Eastern-European scurvy look. Maybe he can visit the same clinic that Paris goes to.
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Aniston now says that she's feeling better and is recovering from the crippling depression that plagued her after her husband of four and a half years, Brad Pitt, left her for screen siren Angelina Jolie:
She goes on to bitch, predictably, about cheating men, saying "It's men who usually do the cheating."
Aniston, STFU. You should give vague, pleasant statements about how fabulous your life is because only .000001% of the population has access to the money and privilege you take for granted. You're supposed to act as a representative for celebrities everywhere and make the lifestyle seem as great as the marketers do. Do not, I repeat, do not, tell everyone that you're depressed or that you're getting over a depression. Your job is to act, so do it.
Update: Vince Vaughn wants Aniston to be fat like him, and Brad is smoking again.
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First Aniston wore a snore of a dress to the Oscars with the same hairstyle she had on the last two seasons of Friends. Now she's talking about her pain - again. That's all she ever talks about and people stopped caring about her months ago. Will the woman ever learn?
"That period in your life when you have no direction whatsoever -- I kind of relate to [my character]," says Jennifer. "When I first moved to California, [I] just kind of felt lost, lonely, alone."
At least Aniston skirted the question by using another, lesser-known example from her sad life to answer the question. She should have said something vague like "of course, everyone has, but you learn to move on and enjoy life. I'm a lucky person and am grateful every day for the things I have."
Earth to Aniston - your movies have all sucked so you have to compensate. Act like you're happy and vamp it up, or you're not going to get work.
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Uma Thurman, Adam Brody, Naomi Watts, Nicole Kidman, Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Aniston, and Joaquin Phoenix are just a few of the celebrities pictured here. These pics are higher resolution than the after-party photos posted earlier.
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Actress Nancy Balbirer, who was Aniston's roommate in NY in the late 80s, told stories about Aniston at a reading in a pub, using the name "Jane," which fooled no one:
"Jane moved to Los Angeles, got liposuction, a nose job and a hairline adjustment, and lost a lot of weight after going on NutriSlim. Nancy recounted a trip to L.A. where she asked to stay with her old friend, but instead Jane named some hotels, telling Nancy not to be so desperate, because it's unattractive, especially in a town like L.A."
Of course Aniston has had her nose done. It's not perfect now, but it doesn't look obvious, either.
It's cold to turn away your old roommate for a few nights stay while she's in town, but maybe she was thinking longer-term and Aniston was sick of her at that point. What's worse, Balbirer claims that she had a job lined up on "Friends," but that Aniston had her fired!
Maybe Balbirer is a bitch and the two simply didn't get along. I have never heard of anyone stuffing their bra with chicken cutlets, though, that's priceless!
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