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Brad Pitt is now back in LA filming Oceans 13, tentatively subtitled "any excuse to see Pitt, Damon and Clooney onscreen together, even if Ellen Barkin is in it," and he's been bringing Maddox and Zahara with him to work! Pitt is taking advantage of the on-set daycare.
That's cute! I wish they had daycare where my husband works.
Meanwhile these new pics on the Oceans set came out. There were just low-res versions before, but these huge pictures of the guys on set are making me swoon! There are plenty of pictures of Damon's cute butt too! Thanks to Simply Brad for the pics.
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Fan favorite Johnny Depp leads a quiet, low-key life in the south of France with his girlfriend of eight years, French singer and actress Vanessa Paradis, and their two children. Star Magazine reports that the gorgeous star of "Pirates of the Caribbean" is a devoted dad who walks his kids, Lilly Rose, 7 and Jack, 4, to school and back again every day:
A source close to Johnny says the pair are so madly in love, they worry that marriage might jinx their happy life. "Vanessa tells Johnny she doesn't need to be married," says the source. "But Johnny has always told Vanessa that the minute she feels like she needs to married, then he'd do it," says the insider.
The article goes on to say that Johnny got paid $35 million plus a percentage of the box office for the two "Pirates" sequels, while Vanessa, his girlfriend of 8 years, has focused on her role as a mother and has only been in two films since she met Johnny in 1998.
In an interview in Britain's The Independent, Depp credits his family with turning his life around, and says he had a "rebirth" after his first child arrived:
"It took meeting the right girl," he says. "When Vanessa found out she was pregnant with our first child - you start thinking about the future and everything. Then, boom, there's your baby." He swirls his arms around then taps his fist on the table. "The same moment that your child is born, you're born again, you're brand-new. Vanessa and the kids have revealed me to me," says Depp thoughtfully, stroking his goatee, tipping his battered grey fedora over one eye, then taking a swig of coffee from a flask. "It's been liberating having a family, miraculous," says the actor, who is 43. "Everything changed once I held my daughter in my arms. Until that moment, I had been possessed with me; suddenly, there was someone who depended on me. It was like some veil had been lifted, or a layer of fog had been removed and I suddenly had clarity."
Interestingly enough, Depp said in 1993 "Ideally, I'd have land somewhere, maybe in France, with a wife and kids."
It looks like his dreams have come true. Johnny says he would like more children with his French girlfriend and says he doesn't need to get married to prove his devotion to her.
He sounds like a wonderful father and partner and a changed man. He's also a talented actor who deserves his massive success.
Depp was presented with the "Freedom of Paris" award last Thursday before the French premiere of "Pirates 2." He was honored for "devotion to Paris," even though he lives in the French countryside.
Here is Depp receiving the "Freedom of Paris" award with Vanessa by his side. [via] Depp is still wearing the gold caps from his Captain Jack role, and will continue filming the next "Pirates" sequel next month.
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Christina Aguilera is such a diva. Not only does she arrive hours late for most every scheduled interview, she also refuses to look interviewers in the eye. She insists that the room is darkly lit and sits facing the other way while she answers questions:
Now with the release of her new album she's learned a new trick. During promo interviews she's refused to look at any journalist. Instead, the diva insists that the interview, for which she's usually two to four hours late, takes place in a dimly lit room, where she sits and stares in the other direction completely to the journalists while they ask, and she answers, questions.
If this is true it's ridiculous and Aguilera deserves a serious career slump for being so arrogant. Maybe she'll learn when she's older that she's no better than anyone else and that you have to be kind to people - especially the press - if you want a good reputation.
Maybe kids will soften Aguilera's outlook - although she predictably doesn't seem to want any because they would interfere with the amount of time she has available to apply makeup. She's vague on the issue of children and gives a diplomatic answer to make it seem like not completely uninterested in them:
Notice that she doesn't say she'll start thinking of having a family, she gives an answer that's even more removed from that - "we'll start venturing into the mindframe of starting" a family. That means no way does she want kids at this point.
She has also called her new album "Back to Basics" her "child" and that it's like having twins:
It is not the first time Christina has compared her new record to having a baby.
Earlier this year, the pop beauty said making her new album was the same as being pregnant - twice.
WTF would she know about having kids or being pregnant? That's so fucking snotty. Once Aguilera realizes she wants kids - when she's over 35 and her clock is ticking - she won't be able to get pregnant because she couldn't be bothered when she was fertile.
Here she is leaving her New York City hotel on 6/22 [via] and outside of MTV's Total Request Live on 6/21.
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The lead story in The National Enquirer has Brad and Angelina fighting over the fact that Brad doesn't get any alone time with the gorgeous mother of new baby and two adopted kids. Brad supposedly wanted to have a private lunch with Angelina, but she deferred in favor of watching the kids. She certainly has enough kids to take care of:
Hands-on mom Angelina is completely consumed with baby Shiloh Nouvel and her two other young children, and that has changed the nature of her day-to-day relationship with Brad.
Tension between the new parents exploded recently over frustration about not being able to spend time alone.
Brad was hoping for a romantic lunch with Angelina but their schedules didn't allow it and the situation quickly turned into a fight.
"Even though they have nannies, Angelina is focused full time on the kids," said a source. "If one of them cries at 3 a.m., she's by their side. Angie is operating on very minimal sleep and it's magnified by the couple's issues.
Lack of alone time has caused the couple to fight bitterly and when Brad realized he couldn't have Angelina to himself he blew up.
"He ralied at Angelina, but she was busy tending to Shiloh.
"Brad stormed out - going on a long motorcycle trip for the rest of the day to blow off steam. And Angelina collapsed in tears.
"She's been dealing with so much - the new baby, a sick mother, a relocation to Malibu - that she just lost it."
The article then rehashes Angelina's fight with Brad when he went out in London one night when she was sick. A "family friend" also claims that Angelina is having trouble breastfeeding little Shiloh, and that she feels guilty that she may have to supplement with formula. She is also said to feel guilt over the fact that she wasn't able to have a natural birth.
Plus Brad is still smoking, and Angelina may be "fed up" with his nasty habit.
This all sounds like normal stuff that happens with a growing family, and The Enquirer seems to be making more out of it than warranted.
Who knows how bad their fight was? Maybe Brad just wanted to get out of the house and didn't storm out after all.
He did go out on his bike, though, because there were pictures all over the place. It's easy enough to draw conclusions based on that.
They were said to be having trouble back in Paris in the loud and dirty neighborhood they rented an apartment in, and Brad was supposedly sleeping on the couch because pregnant Angelina needed the space in bed to herself.
If all of this is true, it seems pretty normal considering all the stress they must be under with the new baby and the move. Even with a lot of help, it's still a lot of work.
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Brad Pitt's reveals that he's an adoring father in an upcoming Newsweek interview. He also makes it clear that he and Angelina plan to adopt again:
He told Newsweek magazine being a father had made him more of an activist on issues such as child poverty.
"Whether you have them or adopt them, they're all blood," Pitt said of his brood. "And the funniest people I've ever met."
The 42-year-old added: "I look at Zahara and imagine what her life could have been.
"You want to grab as many of these kids in your arms as you can.
"They need our help, and we should be doing more."
He sounds a lot like Angelina, and he should credit her with his activism, but at least she was a good influence on him. He would be probably be bitching about the rabbits in his front yard if he was still with Aniston.
Here are pictures of Pitt's lovely modernist home from the July, 2006 issue of Elle Decoration courtesy of Just Jared. His interest in saving the world may be due to Angelina, but his love of architecture is entirely his own, and the man has excellent taste.
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Nicole Kidman's children, Conner and Isabella, have arrived in Australia for their mom's wedding to Keith Urban. The wedding details are a well-guarded secret, but sources say that it will take place this Sunday, June 25th:
Kidman and country star Urban will marry this weekend. They have kept details fiercely guarded, but the nuptials are expected to take place in on Sunday (25JUN06).
A marquee is currently being erected at a Catholic church in the Sydney suburb Manly, where the wedding is expected to take place.
Tom Cruise didn't travel to Australia with his children, but he supposedly sent Kidman a blurry far-off picture of a baby that is supposed to be Suri as a present for her birthday. The botoxed beauty turned 39 on Sunday, and received the photo from her ex with the handwritten caption "A very nappy birthday to you."
That doesn't sound true to us and the source is not that solid. If it is true, it lends some slight credibility to the rumor that Kidman is pregnant with her first biological child. She was seen with a tummy hanging out of her sweatpants during a recent yoga class, and seems to have some sort of a bump in these recent pictures.
Kidman is shown at the Shanghai International Film Festival and an Omega watches promotional event in China on June 17th. [via]
Michael Jackson's ex and the father of two of his children, Debbie Rowe, claims that Paris, 8, and Prince Michael, 9, are not Jackson's biological spawn and were conceived with the help of an anonymous sperm donor. She is battling Jackson for custody of the children, after relinquishing her legal rights as their mother in a multi-million dollar payoff.
Court papers in the odd couples' custody battle are said to offer proof that Jackson is not the real father of his two oldest children:
Secret court papers will reportedly prove that Paris, 8, and Prince Michael, 9, are not the biological children of the singer.
The papers, to be unsealed next month in the court battle over custody of Paris and Prince Michael, allegedly confirm the children were fathered by an anonymous sperm donor.
If this true Jackson could definitely lose custody of two of his children, and it's probably for the best. It's bound to be quite difficult for them to lose their father and the only life they've known. Jackson is completely crazy and doesn't seem fit to raise pets, not to mention three children, but it will still be awful for them. It's also sad that they will be separated from their little four year-old brother, Prince Michael II. Prince Michael II was conceived and borne by a different surrogate than his siblings, and his mother has never come forward. He was the baby involved in the famous "baby dangling" incident where Jackson hung the child draped in a blanket over a balcony in Berlin, which he claims was an attempt to let nearby fans get a glimpse of the covered tot.
Here is Jackson at MTV Japan's music awards. He is shown with his children in the other low resolution photos.
People are saying that Nicole Kidman hasn't seen her kids in ages while crazy Tom Cruise is jetting all over the world, but still manages to go to Conner and Isabella's sports matches.
Star thinks it has to do with Tom's controlling nature, but it sounds to us like Nicole Kidman just doesn't care:
Proud papa Tom Cruise, 43, and stepmom-to-be Katie Holmes, 27, are regularly spotted making out in the stands at Connor's baseball games and Isabella's soccer matches, the kids' formerly ubiquitous mom seems conspicuously MIA. Although she has clearly spent some time with the children since then — and even introduced them to her groom-to-be, Keith, 38, over a casual, gigglefilled dinner at the Hotel Bel-Air in L.A. on Dec. 20 — it seems that Nicole just isn't as present in her kids' lives as she was before.'
A source claims, "Nicole probably isn't seeing as much of the kids as she'd like to, but her hands are tied."
"She's juggling traveling from movie sets to Nashville and Australia to be with her family. If she wants to see the kids, she has to come to L.A. and deal with Tom."
Also, Kidman's spokesperson told Star the actress avoids being photographed with her children for "privacy reasons".
But reports suggest that it may be Tom Cruise that is preventing his ex-wife from spending time with them.
A source says, "It's not like Tom's actively keeping her out of their children's lives, but it's in his nature to control things."
"He micromanages their schedule — sports, home-schooling, Scientology studies."
The source continues, "I think she knew when she and Tom divorced that she'd lose a certain amount of control over her kids' lives."
"But she deserves to play a bigger role. Maybe the best she can hope for is now that they're getting older, they'll start to make their own decisions."
Obviously the source is a friend of Nicole's and is making excuses for her absence from their lives. We aren't a fan of Tom, but couldn't Nicole make more of an effort to see her children?
It came out in January that a former nanny of Nicole and Tom said that Nicole was never around at all.
Tom may be a crazy cult spokesperson, but at least he's there for his kids.
Here are Tom and Katie in Aberdeen, WA for a sort-of premiere for MI3.
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Just Jared has these beautiful candids of the Jolie-Pitts in Namibia, published in Hello! Magazine. The couple obviously posed for the pictures and most likely gave the proceeds to charity.
The accompanying article covers the recent news you've already heard about the couple in a very flattering light. Brad and Angelina didn't grant an interview or provide any new quotes, and let their "philanthropic adviser" speak for them.
There are some interesting tidbits in the article. One passage about Angelina's revelation that she needed to make a difference in the world is particularly touching:
Making Beyond Borders, a film about humanitarian work, had a profound effect on her. "When I read the script it started to change me," she said at the time. "I was amazed at how much it had changed me and then, in the making of it, how much it meant to me. It just inspired me to start travelling and to educate myself."
"I wanted to learn more. I sat up one night and felt I should be more responsible about what I was doing with my life and have more purpose. I don't understand exactly what's going on unless I'm inside a place."
It seems that things have come full circle, as Angelina, about to give birth for the first time, will be welcoming her child with Brad in Namibia. And in the meantime, as they happily await the new arrival, the adventure-seeking couple, who have in the past been spotted piloting aircraft and dashing around on his and hers motorbikes, are taking full advantage of their African sojourn.
They may have found some peace in Namibia now that the government is on their side and they've deported some pesky photographers. They're undoubtedly hoping to take some of the heat off by releasing these beautiful pictures.
At the beginning of the month Sienna Miller was said to be dating Jamie Dornan, Keira Knightly's ex. A week or so later Jude Law flew to NY to be with Sienna, and Jamie Dornan was supposedly with Lindsay Lohan. Sienna then had a Mexican vacation with hot model Nico Malleville like a day or two after she reunited with Jude. We haven't even mentioned Sienna's relationship with her Factory Girl costar Hayden Christensen, who she was dating at the end of January.
This is like the third or fourth reconciliation for Jude and Sienna, and it's pretty hard to keep up.
Anyway Jude just had a vacation in California with his ex and three kids, during which he accused a photographer of pedophilia for taking pictures of his children. And Sienna has struck out at the paparazzi several times herself, so it's not surprising to see both stars looking mighty grumpy in these candids of them out with Jude's kids and older nanny. They all went to see Ice Age 2 and had to get a police escort to stave off photographers:
Thirty three year old British heart throb, Jude Law, got divorced from his wife, Sadie Frost in October 2003, ending their six year old marriage. Together they have three children.
Jude Law got engaged to actress Sienna Miller on Christmas day in 2004. They met when they made the movie Alfie (2004) together. In July 2005 Jude publicly apologized for cheating on Miller with nanny Daisy Wright which made Sienna end her seven month engagement to Law. But they have since reconciled.
Here are the pictures of their outing, courtesy of Just Jared.
We only found one source for this, so take it for what it is, but Jude Law is rumored to be considered for the role as Batman in the upcoming sequel to "Batman Begins":
Interestingly, the 'Closer' star was considered for the lead role as the caped crusader for 'Batman Begins' but lost out to 'American Psycho' actor Christian Bale.
Rumour has it that Law is being touted for the role of D.A Harvey Dent in the sequel which, should it prove true, would also see him reprising this role in a second sequel as he would have to complete the transformation into Dent's evil alter ego, Two Face.
Law would make a decent Batman if he bulked up a little.
Law was said to have sworn off women when he rebuffed a blonde at a party last week, but we pointed out that he has most likely reconciled with his ex, Sadie Frost.
Here's Law catching a train in London yesterday with his kids and nanny in tow.
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Madonna can't make up her mind what's cool anymore, so she's going to try to cram as much as possible into her new tour, including shit that only she considers interesting.
First off, Madonna is going to show off her new krump dancing moves. Krump is the urban dance made popular in the documentary "Rize." Madonna's new tour is also using Studio 54 as an inspiration for the set, which will feature fantasy scenes from the famous nightspot.
Not content to just stick with the disco debauchery meets urban dance theme, Madonna will muddy the waters with on-stage homages to her favorite pasttimes, horseriding and kaballah. She's also throwing some urban running in there, in case none of the other shit sticks:
“Madge has ordered a unique spinning platform to be designed so she and her dancers can recreate Studio 54’s extravagant scenes.
“She has also ordered dozens of disco balls to decorate the stage with authentic Seventies lighting.”
The show will open with a Disco Queen section, featuring girls in sparkling suits, male dancers dressed as pimps and more dancers roller-skating.
Another section, American Land, will indulge Madonna’s obsession with horses, with video walls showing footage of her riding scantily clad in the pouring rain.
A third part, Oriental And Eastern, will see Madonna joined on stage by a Kabbalah singer to perform a remix of her brilliant album track Isaac.
One section will have a Parkour specialist — the wacky sport on the BBC promotional film with a bloke running across London rooftops. Madge will also showcase some new music, if her label Warner give the go-ahead.
Madonna, make up your mind. Just because your last tour was too Kaballah heavy doesn't mean you don't have to stick with a central theme. Your tour may look good and maybe you can even pull it off, but it sounds like a total mess to us.
Madonna's tour opens in LA this May, and may even hit Israel - surprise surprise.
Here's Madonna with little Lourdes. Lourdes' stylist seems to be going with the junior preppy look for the pre-'tween.
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I was watching German kids' TV when an ad came on for a toy aimed at the under-served 'tween girls' temporary tattoo market. It's a DIY home tattoo studio called "Style Up." It features 9 stencils in tattoo-like patterns and even has a pretend tattoo gun that can be loaded with one of three different colored markers.
The ad says in German that you can apply the temporary tattoos on an arm, stomach or wherever you wish. They're also guaranteed washable.
This reminds me of the now-defunct "Baby Ink" hoax site that featured pictures of children getting tattoos.
This is a real toy, though, that will help train a new generation of German tattoo artists.
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Madonna is such a good mother. She's making sure her kids will be even more fucked up when they grow up by ensuring that they're indoctrinated into her sham religion, Kabbalah. Here she is leaving the Kabbalah center with her spawn on 3/3/06.
Meanwhile Lourdes, 9, has a stylist to help her turn into a little slut like her mom:
"I think her stylist was trying to go for 'The Littlest Pussycat Doll' look," says celeb stylist Shane Cisneros. "Lourdes has the ability to wear anything just like her mother - here, she's channeling mom's Danceteria days."
And yes, you read that right - the 9-year-old has a stylist.
Whatever the look, it's clear from this picture that Lourdes is precocious, says behavioral analyst and body language expert Maxine Lucille Fiel.
"The way she's standing shows that she may be coming into early womanhood," Fiel says. "I think she's now entering a very interesting phase of adolescence and I wish Madonna luck.
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