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Celebitchy Archives: Orlando Bloom
Jul
05
Pirates of the Caribbean wax figures


The Pirates of the Caribbean exhibit was unveiled at Madame Tussauds in London today. The wax artists are quite skilled at male characters as Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp's waxworks look eerily close to the real thing. Keira Knightley's wax figure looks like a female impersonator, though. Maybe that's why they tried to hide her underneath some falling hair.

People are speculating that Keira Knightley's live-in relationship with fellow actor Rupert Friend won't last long. He complained about his girlfriend having to kiss her hot costars in "Pirates" and said that she's hardly ever home. Keira admitted to working too hard, and says that she needs to take time off, but not because of Rupert:

Keira, whose previous relationship with Calvin Klein model Jamie Dornan ended because he couldn't handle her fame, confessed: "I know I've been like a workaholic and I really don't have time for much. I want to spend more time with my friends and family."

She added that she "definitely" had no plans to get married just yet. And when asked if she was going to take more time off to spend with Rupert, she replied: "I'm going to take time off because of myself mainly, not because of him. Let's see how things go there. I'm working on two new movies, that's what I'm concerned about now."

Not that Pride And Prejudice actor Rupert would call what she does "work". When we asked about Keira's performance in Pirates, he grunted: "It must have been a hard job kissing Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. I'm sure she hated every minute of it!" Then he moaned to us: "She hardly ever comes home to me."

It doesn't sound like Keira and Rupert are doing too well if they speak so poorly of each other to the press.

Here are the wax figures of Keira, Johnny and Orlando.

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Jul
05
Keira Knightley denies being anorexic


People should dress to fit their body type and not try to deny that they're super-thin or carrying a few extra pounds. We call it a muffin top when chubby chicks try to wear tight jeans and short tops, and we need a suitable nickname for thin women showing off their concave chests. I was going to write something about Keira's "dead woman's chest," but figured that would be too cliche. Something about pancakes would be suitable, but it's not about flat chests as much as sunken sternums.

knightley wore a gold Gucci dress with a non-existent neckline to the premiere of "Pirates of the Caribbean 2" in London that highlighted her skeletal frame. She was absolutely shocked that people think she might be anorexic and said that oh, anorexia runs in her family but of course she doesn't have that problem:

"I've got a lot of experience with anorexia — my grandmother and great-grandmother suffered from it, and I had a lot of friends at school who suffered from it," Knightley said. "I know it's not something to be taken lightly and I don't."

She said she was surprised by any suggestion that she had an eating disorder.

"(The press) said to me yesterday `How does it feel to be called anorexic?' and I had no idea that I was," Knightley said. "I'm not saying there aren't people in the film industry that suffer from it, because I am sure that there are. But I'm quite sure I don't have it."

She handled the question well by saying that she's glad she helped stir up interest in the issue and that it's good that people are talking about it.

She's obviously in denial that she's so thin, and shouldn't be showing off her tiny body. Kate Bosworth must realize how she looks because she wore a tight but flattering dress to the "Superman Returns" premiere and didn't look like the stick that she is.

Knightley has tried to play off her thinness by saying that she doesn't diet or exercise and that she admires curves on women. She said in an interview with Elle magazine that she eats "bowls" of pasta and drinks plenty of wine:

"I'm trying to go 'Fuck it' and have bowls of pasta or whatever makes me happy. I haven't been to the gym since January and I'm drinking about half a bottle of wine a night. Fuck it, you've got one life - live it."

Knightley went on to admire the curves of other actresses like Scarlett Johansson whose body is about a million miles away from Knightley’s slender frame and who she was photographed with nude for the front cover of Vanity Fair.

She added: "That kind of decadent flesh is absolutely beautiful. How sexy is that on a woman?"

"We had such a laugh. Scarlett's a sweetheart. I'm not completely comfortable with my body but I just thought, 'Fuck it'."

It is was true that Knightley is eating "bowls" of pasta it would show on her frame. It's also very telling that she says she's not comfortable with herself, and calls Johansson's hot body "decadent flesh." Johansson is fit with curves and is not chubby at all. If Knightley thought Johansson looked good she would call her hot or curvy but instead she uses a description that is more suited to a side of beef. She obviously has problems with normal-looking women and isn't going to gain weight until she faces reality.

Here are some candids of Knightley in London on 7/2, at a "Pirates of the Caribbean" photocall with Orlando Bloom and at the UK premiere on 7/3. [via]

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Jun
26
"Pirates of the Caribbean 2" Premiere with Keira Knightley and Johnny Depp


Pirates of the Caribbean 2 premiered at Disneyland in Anaheim, California on June 24th. The film draws inspiration from the ride of the same name at the Disney theme parks. Pissed off fans and press waited nearly 6 hours at Disneyland for a chance to see the stars, who were gone all too quickly:

There was a pre-party with grog and grub at the Blue Bayou and Café Orleans for the premiere guests. They could also ride the new Pirates ride that features characters from the film: Jack Sparrow, his nemesis Captain Barbossa, and the squid-faced Davy Jones and then fill three huge red, yellow and green bleachers to view the film scheduled to be shown on an outdoor screen at around 9 p.m.

But by 7:30, the fans out on the carpet were getting hungry and hoarse, children began whimpering and even the seasoned press was turning surly.

“We’ve been standing here 5 hours and we’ve not seen a single lead actor from the film,” groused a KTLA reporter. “This is insane. Why would they make us stand out here this long?” Even a befuddled German reporter asked, “Is this normal?..."

At 8:15 p.m., frenzied screaming came from the carpet entrance. Down the line, cameramen on step ladders reported seeing Depp, Knightley and Bloom’s heads. The actors are posing for photos, zig-zagging down the carpet, talking to TV crews, then running over to shake hands and sign autographs for fans. That’s why it’s taking so long.

But it's getting late, almost 9 p.m., and the very real fear is that the film's stars will be yanked away by publicists and taken into the party so the film can begin...

Desperate reporters, sensing doom, start to break ranks. Mutinuous USA Today, People and Us Weekly scribes climb over the metal bars and run down the carpet to try to talk to Depp, who is surrounded by Disney pubs, his personal pub, Robin Baum, and roughly two dozen black-suited security guards, wearing headsets.

”If you have movie tickets, go in and take your seats,” warns a stern guard. We’re taking him in. The movie has to start!”

The carpet has become a mob scene. Guards are getting nervous. Reporters are pleading with publicists. Cameras keep flashing. Fans are screaming, "Joooohnnnyyy!" Suddenly the situation implodes as the guards surround Depp and rush their celebrity charge down the carpet.

Reporters and cameramen have to run ahead of the Depp Delta Force, as if trying to outrun a molten lava flow. “Keep moving! Keep moving! Keep moving!,” the guards shout.

Just a few frenzied minutes later and it’s all over. Depp is gone. After waiting for six hours, disgruntled reporters pack up and leave. And countless disappointed fans only got a split-second glimpse of Depp’s fedora.

That's annoying that people were made to wait so long. Disneyland didn't plan it correctly and should not have told people to show up so early.

"Pirates of the Caribbean 2" opens on July 7th.

Here are pictures from the premiere of Keira Knightley, Johnny Depp, and Orlando Bloom. I really like Keira's dress and think it's a good choice for the premiere of this semi-spooky film. Also shown are Christina Applegate, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Stacy Keibler, Daisy Fuentes and the Governator, Arnold Schwarzenegger. [via]

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Jun
22
Kate Bosworth and Orlando Bloom at the Superman Returns premiere


Kate Bosworth and new super-hottie Brandon Routh attended the premiere of "Superman Returns" last night in LA. Kate was dashing in a floor length white gown, but her ears looked elvish and she should have worn her hair down.

"Superman Returns" opens this weekend and is sure to be a hit with critics and crowds. It has an astonishing 96% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, with critics saying that it's "superb," "triumphant," and a lot of fun.

Here is an interview with Bosworth about her character, Lois Lane, in "Superman Returns." The narration voice-over is really loud, so be careful if you're watching at work.

Bosworth did all her own flying stunts with a harness in the film.

Bosworth is seen posing with her costar Brandon Routh, and with her flirty boyfriend, Orlando Bloom. People were saying that Bloom and Bosworth may have ended their tumultuous relationship after Bloom was caught nuzzling Claire Danes and having lunch with Sienna Miller.

Here are pictures from the premiere [via] and the film.

Update: Some images removed on request.

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Jun
14
Orlando Bloom is a slut


Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth had a low-profile on and off relationship
since meeting on the set of a Gap commercial in the spring of 2002. They were said to be engaged in October, 2004, but then Bloom confirmed that he had broken up with Bosworth in February, 2005. It didn't last long because Bloom and Bosworth were spotted shopping for engagement rings in mid-December of last year. They were last photographed together at the end of May.

Bloom was seen out with Bosworth last week, but had two different encounters with celebrity sluts that are suspicious:

WATCH your back JAMES BLUNT — you’ve got competiton from ORLANDO BLOOM for my Shagger Of The Year gong.

The Hollywood actor has turned into quite the swordsman in the last five days.

He’s been seen out with three different Hollywood starlets in the space of less than a week.

The Pirates Of The Caribbean star is currently dating Superman beauty KATE BOSWORTH with whom he was spotted shopping for antiques in London just last Thursday.

But it seems he’s also been enjoying the company of two more blonde leading ladies.

On Saturday, the lothario was seen getting up close and personal with Shopgirl actress CLAIRE DANES at a charity party in Northamptonshire.

They were at the Raisa Gorbachev Foundation do at EARL SPENCER’s Althorp estate, when Orlando shimmied up to her on the dancefloor.

A source at the party said: “He was kissing her neck and grinding against her. He didn’t seem to care who saw it.”

If this isn’t enough evidence of his Casanova ways, Orlando racked up his third blonde of the week on Monday afternoon.

The star was snapped leaving London’s Covent Garden Hotel, just minutes apart from old flame SIENNA MILLER.

Just a coincidence or were the old friends catching up over a spot of lunch?.

The Mirror says it's more than a coincidence that Sienna Miller and Orlando Bloom were at the same place at the same time, they were having lunch together and then left separately to avoid being photographed:

OUR spies have spotted Sienna Miller dining happily with old flame Orlando Bloom.

Yet they seemed so desperate avoid being snapped together after their cosy lunch date that they left separately.

Sienna, 24, stalked out of London's Covent Garden Hotel 10 minutes before the Pirates Of The Caribbean star.

We're told: "They were chatting in the reception when staff told them a snapper was outside, so she came out first."

Orlando, 29, who's still dating 23-yearold Kate Bosworth, was a shoulder to cry on for Sienna after she split with Jude Law last July. Wonder what Kate will make of this?

Orlando Bloom is not that hot to me, and I don't get his appeal. In these pictures taken at the Raisa Gorbachev Foundation launch party on June 19th he looks like some of the wannabe hipster programmer types I used to work with who could have used a good shower and a shave. Claire Daines is also looking pretty beat at the event. [via]

There was a rumor a while ago that Orlando gave Kate herpes. With the types he's associating with I wouldn't be surprised.

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Apr
07
Cate Blanchett, Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth in Switzerland


Yesterday we mentioned that Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth attended a party by watchmakers IWC in the Swiss city of Geneva. Today we found the pictures from the event which include the lovely Cate Blanchett.

The theme of the night was 30s and 40s glamour, and the party was held in an aircraft hangar at Geneva airport. The band played big band music, and stars posed with classic airplanes.

Cate Blanchett is currently starring in the film "Little Fish" as an ex drug addict trying to reclaim her dignity. She will also star in the sequel to her critically acclaimed film, "Elizabeth," which will begin shooting next month.

Here are Blanchett, Bloom, and Bosworth at the party.

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Apr
06
Orlando and Kate still going strong


People speculated that Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth were broken up based on a blind item in the NY Post that seemed to suggest that Bosworth split with Bloom when she found out he had herpes. The two have not been photographed together in some time, suggesting that the rumor was true.

It seems that their relationship is fine, because Katie and Orlando were spotted in Geneva last night attending one of the jet-set parties taking place in the Swiss city:

After enduring months apart from on-off love Kate during the filming of Pirates Of The Caribbean 3 last summer, it's clear that Orlando was reluctant to let her out of his sight.

The Hollywood lovebirds were wrapped round each other all evening, chatting intimately and laughing at a glamorous Forties-inspired bash thrown by Swiss watchmakers IWC at an aircraft hangar in the city's airport.

Other stars in Geneva include Cate Blanchett, Johnny Depp, Vanessa Paradis, and the evil Naomi Campbell, as mentioned below.

Here's Orlando out in London recently.

Pictures [via]


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Mar
16
NY Post blind item


The NY Post had this in its "Just Asking" section today:

WHICH cute young Hollywood couple is kaput? The blond babe dumped her hunk after she found out he gave her herpes?

I'm thinking Kate Bosworth and Orlando Bloom. (Bloom has not been connected with Paris Hilton, but he is probably a couple of degrees of sexual separation away from her.)

The two were photographed together just last week, but I'm still guessing it's them. What do you think?

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Mar
12
Orlando Bloom's butt crack

obscured picture of Orland Bloom crouching and talking to his friends sitting at a table with the caption: Orlando Bloom's Butt crack!
Back to our regularly scheduled program, a picture has surfaced of Orlando Bloom's butt crack. It's mildly NSFW and is available here and as a link from a smaller version after the jump.

In February it was reported that Orlando Bloom, 29, planned to propose to girlfriend Kate Bosworth, 23, on Valentine's Day. Recent pictures of the two together in LA confirm that they're still an item, but a lack of follow-up news to the rumor suggests that it never happened.

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