Jessica Simpson stays remarkably classy over weight gain controversy
Lily Allen still needs to drink to perform
Denise Richards can’t use her kids on her reality show anymore
Paula Abdul & Simon Cowell mistake a local saying for a threat
Lindsay Lohan loses film role to Amanda Seyfried
Slumdog director Danny Boyle tries & fails to explain unfair children’s wages
“Ashton Kutcher pledges neighborly tolerance” morning links
