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Celebitchy Archives: Penelope Cruz
Jul
31
Penelope Cruz in a bikini


Penelope Cruz says that acclaimed Spanish director Amoldovar made a "woman" out of her in the soon-to-be-released "Volver." Her butt was specially enhanced for the film, and Cruz enjoyed playing a role that was, uh, meatier than she's typically cast in:

'Pedro made a woman out of me,' Penelope laughed. 'He kept the camera always on my breasts and my bottom. He said my breasts should look like I have been a mother, and so should my bottom. He wanted the bottom to be very big so he worked with the costume designers to fit the dresses and skirts so that I would look as if I had an ample bottom.'

When I started working at 16, the kind of parts I was offered were always interesting but, of course, all had elements of being the girl.

'But I think if I want to have a long career I have to look for the meat on the part, and the meat doesn't have to be the butcher's best cut. Some of the roughest cuts are the sweetest,' she proclaimed.

That means not limiting her energies to Hollywood fare. 'I would never leave Europe. Here, women work when they are older; it's part of the culture, despite the obsession with weight and looks.

She says that she looks forward to working when she's 50, and getting more of those meatier roles.

Penelope Cruz looks great in a bikini and shopping on 7/30 with what one bulletin board poster describes as "a gay guy." She is in Hollywood's playground, Saint Tropez. Some of the pictures have a woman topless in the background and are sort of NSFW.

It's probably true that Cruz' companion is gay, but he must not have very good self esteem if he let her go out in an orange dress while carrying a purple purse.

Pictures [via]


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Jul
05
Matthew McConaughey's fat!


Matthew McConaughey has been letting himself go since his split with Penelope Cruz. He was photographed with a bit of a beer belly at a party he threw on the 4th of July:

MOVIE hunk MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY has got a bit chunky – it looks like he has been getting over his split from PENELOPE CRUZ by sinking a few lagers.

The normally ripped star showed off his expanding beer belly during an Independence Day party with his pals.

He held the bash at his Malibu mansion.

NATALIE PORTMAN and JAKE GYLLENHAAL – who are rumoured to be more than just friends – were among the guests to see Matt’s new look. But I have to say he carries the Homer Simpson look well . . .

Yeah, Matt still looks hot with a few extra pounds. He looks like he needs to suck his stomach in. He can whip himself back into stinky shape if he needs to. A few laps around the trailer park should do it.



Update: Matt doesn't look quite as fat when he's taking a jog on the beach. (inset picture via People Magazine)


Here's his ex, Penelope Cruz, out with a friend in Beverly Hills on 6/28. You don't see a lot of paparrazi pictures of her and she doesn't look like she minds being photographed. [via]

Posted to Breakups | Matthew McConaughey | Penelope Cruz | Weight Gain

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Mar
17
Matthew McConaughey and Penelope Cruz at the Volver Premiere


Matthew McConaughey showed his support for girlfriend Penelope Cruz at the premiere of her new movie, Volver, in Madrid last night. We posted pictures from the film and a plot synopsis a few days ago.

McConaughey and Cruz looked very much the happy couple last night. Contrary to recent rumors, Cruz did not look pregnant.

Cruz recently revealed that she likes to dork it up on the dancefloor with her friend Salma Hayek:

Best pals Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz like to compete when they go out clubbing - by seeing who can pull off the worst dancing...

Hayek reveals, "We start competing about who can dance the worst and who can make the silliest dance, the most ridiculous moves, completely against the rhythm and it's not easy, not when you're Latin and naturally you have (moves). You have to fight your natural instincts."

We would all really like to see that.

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Mar
14
Penelope Cruz in Volver

Penelope Cruz in Volver
Penelope Cruz stars in Pedro Almodóvar's Volver, a film that explores the relationships between three generation of women. Cruz stars as the daughter of a woman who dies and returns as a ghost to fix unresolved issues from her life.

Almodóvar is an Academy Award-winning director and screenwriter for About My Mother in 1999, and Talk to Her in 2003.

Volver will be in Spanish with English subtitles and is due for release in the US in June, 2006. The film opens in Spain on Friday and was screened for journalists today.

Penelope Cruz is drawing heat for starring in a different movie that celebrates bullfighting. Cruz plays the mistress of a legendary bullfighter in the film Manalete, which is filming now. Adrien Brody also stars. Cruz does not wear fur and is sensitive to animal rights, but feels that bullfighting is part of Spanish culture and should be portrayed. The producers are using old footage and computer-generated effects and promise no animals will be harmed.

Here are pictures from the film and from yesterday's photocall in Madrid. Pictures [via]

Six more after the jump.

Update: Some images removed on request.

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Mar
08
Latest celebrity baby rumor: Penelope Cruz

Recent picture of Penelope Cruz in a cute yellow bikini with the caption so a size six is pregnancy now?

If anyone gains a little weight or wears an unflattering dress in Hollywood, they're pregnant.

The latest:

  • Naomi Watts is supposed to be pregnant and wore an ugly ripped-tissue dress to the Oscars that may or may not have been hiding a bump. Her hideous post-Oscar dress may have been a successful attempt to distract from her midsection.

  • Elizabeth Hurley ate lunch for once and was supposed to be pregnant a couple of weeks ago.

  • Claudia Schiffer may be pregnant. Normally no one would care about her, but she's supposedly cuckolding her husband.

  • Britney really looks pregnant and it seems pretty typical that she would be.

    And now:

  • Penelope Cruz decides to pull a Salma and chow down for once, so she must be pregnant too:

    PENELOPE CRUZ looks suspiciously tubby – after tucking into BRITNEY SPEARS’ favourite pregnancy craving of burger and chips...

    The Spanish movie beauty was far from her usual svelte self as she left an LA fast food bar with drink in hand. Maybe she just craved a post-Oscars hangover snack.

    But her swollen boobs and waist suggest that she may be keeping, er, mum, about something.

    The Sun goes on to say that these pictures of Penelope in Mexico with beau Matthew McConaughey first sparked the pregnancy rumors.

    Give the woman a break. She looks perfectly normal and is getting something to eat. That's what people - not celebrities - do.

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