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Celebitchy Archives: Sharon Stone
May
02
Russell Crowe says Sharon Stone looks like an orangutan


In an awesome quote, Russell Crowe lets loose on Sharon Stone, saying that she's had a lot of bad work done and looks like a orangutan:

Hollywood hardman RUSSELL CROWE is convinced his former co-star SHARON STONE has undergone cosmetic surgery to maintain her stunning features. The Oscar-winner, who starred alongside Stone in the 1995 western THE QUICK AND THE DEAD, suggests the BASIC INSTINCT actress should change her name because she looks "like an orang-utan". He says, "A lot seems to have changed. When are you not you any more? At what point do you have to get a name change too? "You can end up looking like a startled chimpanzee. The eyes are gone, the lips are like rubber tyres - or more like an orang-utan that has been kicked in the a**e." Stone, 48, has always denied having cosmetic surgery and she sued leading Los Angeles surgeon RENATO CALABRIA in 2004 after he appeared to tell an American magazine he had given her a face-lift. The case was settled out of court last year (05) when Dr Calabria agreed to provide free surgery for a charity working with children with facial abnormalities. His lawyer KEVIN LEICHTER said, "Dr Calabria did not perform plastic surgery on Ms Stone."

That's hysterical and we can't wait to see what Stone says back!

Sharon Stone just doesn't look bad because of plastic surgery. She has a bad personality of course, but she also doesn't know how to dress. She was photographed at Koi restaurant in Beverly Hills on April 25th. WTF is she wearing here? She's tied a scarf around her neck like a tie and she's wearing all black with ill-fitting leather pants and a crocheted jacket with a fur collar over a see through top. That's just wrong.

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Apr
03
Sharon Stone tries to cement her status as the new gay icon


Sharon Stone wants to record an album now that her lopsided boobs made their last appearance on screen in the campy Basic Instinct 2: Fame Addiction. She figures if she does something else right away it will help people forget how bad the film is.

NOW that it looks like "Basic Instinct 2" isn't going to revitalize her acting career Sharon Stone is going to focus on her songwriting career. Last week, after her appearance on "The View," Stone went straight to a Manhattan recording studio, our spy said. "

Sharon may have some luck with her new album, as it's sure to be a favorite among gay men.

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Mar
29
Sharon Stone: I will do anything for attention (and fur)


Sharon Stone, the new gay icon, has accomplished a lot in the past few weeks.

  • She's counselled young girls on the art of giving a pity blowjob
  • She made out with the West Wall in Israel to promote her "fuck your way to world peace" program
  • She donned the carcasses of countless animals and teased her hair to pre-90s levels, complete with matching spandex
  • She did her part for the labor movement by giving jobs waiting on her to her relatives and friends.
  • She starred in a movie that she tried her very best to make dirty, and ended up with a film that reaches Showgirls-level camp
  • And she overcame shyness by flirting with discount shoppers

    Now she's surprising us all with her latest announcement that she will do Playboy - again:

    The sexy actress made her debut in the men's magazine in 1990 before shooting to fame with her role in Basic Instinct.

    And after watching the star strip in new thriller Basic Instinct 2, magazine bosses have reportedly approached Sharon with a million dollar offer to pose again.

    Sizzling Sharon told a US TV show: "I did Playboy a few years ago.

    "They've approached me again. This is not the moment but (that's) not to say there won't be the moment."

    The moment will be in a month or two, we're sure. Sharon Stone would do playboy again - how shocking!

    Posted to Arrogant | Sharon Stone

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  • Mar
    29
    Sharon Stone is the new gay icon


    Sharon Stones' new film, Basic Instinct 2: Fame Addiction, has real camp value according to Page Six:

    At the premiere Monday night, audience members kept cracking up at inappropriate times, like when Stone intones, "Not even Oedipus saw his mother coming!" "The only thing worse than the dialogue were Sharon's implants," shrieked one wag. During the full-frontal nude scene, Stone's bosom seemed lopsided.

    Sharon, it looks like you've found the career that will bring you through your twilight years. Gay men everywhere will love and worship you as your looks fall prey to gravity and excessive plastic surgery.

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    Mar
    28
    Sharon Stone says she's shy


    Sharon Stone shows off how versatile cruelty can be by wearing her fur robe two ways at her appearance outside the Late Show with David Letterman yesterday. She also managed to soak up every waning drop of admiration at the NY premiere of her sex vehicle Basic Instinct 2: Fame Addiction later that night.

    Sharon blew her last shred of credibility in a recent interview by claiming to be shy and saying that her sister encouraged her to flirt with strangers at a Marshalls store:

    "Guys need encouragement and I don't give them any.

    "My sister made me practise being more flirtatious. She took me to Marshalls (discount store) and made me practise with shoppers.

    "Everybody flirts with my sister Kelly. She's a sex bomb. No one ever talks to me."

    I didn't know they sold fur nightwear at Marshalls.

    Posted to Arrogant | Movies | Photos | Premieres | Sharon Stone

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    Mar
    18
    Sharon Stone hates animals


    Sharon Stone proudly displays the suffering of a bunch of helpless animals at the premiere of Basic Instinct 2: Fame Addiction in Rome today.

    Don't celebs know that it's completely taboo to wear fur? Even if they like the fact that it's soft and fuzzy and helps display their exhorbitant wealth, they should avoid fur for political reasons. We really hope PETA kicks your tired wrinkled ass, Stone.

    Sharon has promised that she won't star in another Basic Instinct sequel. At least she has some sense.

    Posted to Photos | Sharon Stone

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    Mar
    17
    Sharon Stone mocks younger, prettier actresses


    Sharon Stone is said to have laughed at reports that Sienna Miller wanted dibs at her role in Basic Instinct 2: Fame Addiction.

    A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "Sienna was mentioned at one stage - before the second film was even given the green light - but there was just no way.

    "[Stone] was offered first refusal and chuckled when she heard Sienna was keen. According to Sharon, she is just a silly girl who couldn't handle Catherine."

    The 48-year-old - who first played the sexy murderess 13 years ago - is also said to consider Sienna nothing but a "naïve little girl".

    Go on and laugh, Sharon, Sienna is half your age and has her whole career ahead of her.

    Stone also wins the bullshit award with comments attributing her figure to everyday activities:

    Asked how she maintained her looks, Stone replied: “People ask me this so much I’m thinking I ought to make an exercise video. I’ve exercised a little but over a long period of time.”

    Her top tip for maintaining that svelte figure: “I don’t take escalators.”

    Stone's original demands for filming the Basic Instinct sequel included a $5,000 Pilates machine called "The Cadillac."

    Here she is at a press conference for Basic Instinct 2.

    Posted to Arrogant | Premieres | Sharon Stone

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    Mar
    16
    Sharon Stone thinks she's still famous enough to have an entourage


    Sharon Stone, ambassador for the fuck your way to world peace program, is milking her last chance at fame as much as she can. She's following MC Hammer's lead by giving overpriced gigs to her sister and best friend:

    [Sharon Stone] has a group of nine, including her sister, Kelly, who is getting $40,000 as Sharon's "wardrobe mistress;" her best friend, her makeup artist, personal assistant, publicist, bodyguard and a London stylist who handles her hair extensions. Stone & Co., who were guests of Shimon Peres in Israel last week, are traveling to London, Rome, Paris, Madrid and Berlin in a chartered Gulfstream IV. "She is the only one who can plug the movie," we're told

    Here's Stone at the world premiere in London of Basic Instint 2: Fame Addiction. Stone is easily upstaged by a British psuedo-celebrity in a see through top, Jodie Marsh. Ass grabber Christian Slater and Alex Kingston (of ER) are starring in a play in London together. Kingston is married to someone else.

    Four more after the jump.

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    Mar
    15
    Sharon Stone cannot get enough attention

    composite image of Sharon Stone kissing the West Wall, looking like an idiot in 80s garb at the post Oscar parties, and looking like a slut in basic instinct 2. Caption reads: I'm sexy, I'm religious, I'm a fool. Pay attention to me!
    Sharon Stone seems increasingly erratic lately. This week she was in Isreal promoting some kind of program for World peace that involves her sleeping with everyone. Now she says that she wanted her sex scenes in Basic Instinct 2 to be extra nasty:

    Sharon Stone wanted the sex scenes in 'Basic Instinct 2' to be "disturbing".

    The sexy star was determined the erotic thriller should shock its audience and told the director not to waste her full-frontal nude shots.

    She revealed: "I felt we should hold off on the full nudity for a while in the movie and then I thought that when I ultimately did do the nude scene it should be done in a startling way that would be disturbing and threatening."

    Sharon is quoted by Britain's Evening Standard newspaper: "I wanted to do the nudity in a way that's quite brazen. I wanted her to be very masculine, like a man in a steam room.

    Stone also says that she's not digitally enhanced in the film and has had no plastic surgery. (And her plan for world peace will be really effective.)

    Stone visited Israel's holy Western Wall on March 12th. Pictures [via]


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