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If Dita Von Teese hadn't married Marilyn Manson her career would never have taken off. I'd never heard of her before she married Manson.
She's a stripper with fancy accessories. You can call it burlesque or any name you like, but she's taking off her clothes to music. There's nothing wrong with that, but she seems all snotty and self-satisfied as if she's acting in art films rather than giving people a glimpse of her goods.
Dita stripped for Hugh Heffner's 80th birthday party in Paris on 5/29. TMZ has a lousy video of her stripping that isn't worth the wait. Listen to the crap she says about other strippers:
So, you're saying that you gyrate better Dita? I mean, you're good at your job and all but you're a stripper. Get over yourself. If you weren't Mrs. Marilyn Manson you wouldn't be famous.
Dita and Marilyn aren't going to last. She's too full of herself.
Here's a link to a high quality YouTube NSFW video of Dita stripping in New Orleans. (I would have included it here, but embedding is disabled for this video.)
Dita Von Teese, the burlesque stripper wife of Marilyn Manson, is getting too big for her glam britches. She somehow thinks that showing up for stuff and taking off her clothes qualifies her to deem most starlets "forgettable":
Who remembers Cher at all? I don't. And Madonna is only memorable for pulling tired ass stunts this week.
Dita, you look like you're the product of a team of retro stylists, so what are you talking about? You're balanced precariously half a step up from an average stripper. Cultivating a 40s image and being Mrs. Marilyn Manson doesn't give you enough credit to bash women who star in actual films.
Here's a shaky NSFW video of a Dita strip show:
And here she is shopping in NY [via] and at Cannes. Now that I've read this quote from her, I realize that the serene look she always sports is just her being smug.
Tom Cruise actually attended the Mexico City premiere of Mission Impossible 3 on Monday. He seems to care more about his fans than his wife and new baby. No other stars from the movie, not even secondary ones, appear in the premiere pictures so it can be assumed that he's the only one who went. If I'm wrong let me know.
When asked about Suri at a press conference, he said: "The hours go by so quickly, as I just stare at her." He also dismissed claims that he ate the baby's placenta, calling them "ridiculous." You said it, Tom.
Here's a brief video of excerpts from Tom's press conference in Mexico. He discusses MI3's director, JJ Abrams, and baby Suri. He seems distracted, tired, and out of sorts.
And here are pictures of him basking in the attention.
David Blaine held the kick off press conference today at Lincoln Center for his week of living in a snow globe. As if it's not entertaining enough for us to watch Blaine be a human goldfish for a week, he'll attempt to escape from a bunch of chains and then try to break the world record for holding his breath:
In a week, he will remove the device and attempt to hold his breath underwater longer than the record of 8 minutes, 58 seconds.
He also will try to escape from 150 pounds of chains and handcuffs during the breath-holding finale, which will air live in a two-hour ABC special, "David Blaine: Drowned Alive," on May 8 (8 p.m. EDT).
"As a kid, I always was obsessed with Houdini," Blaine explained Monday.
"I don't think about death, but I am prepared for it," he said, adding that his only fear is "the fear of the unknown."
I really doubt he'll break the world record for holding your breath underwater. That's got to be next to impossible fr someone who's already worn down like that. It would have been good enough if he just lived in the water sphere for a week - he doesn't have to throw the stupid chain stunt and breath holding into the mix.
So when Blaine dies, whenever it is, his obituary will include the fact that he lived in a coffin for a week, in a see-through box without food for 44 days, and in a water globe for seven days. I would prefer that mine says that I'm survived by my children. Really, the guy is an attention hound and is going to seriously hurt himself.
Paris Hilton is getting paid half a million dollars to host a rock concert this weekend in Austria. I would work 60 hour weeks for two years straight for that kind of money and consider myself lucky as hell.
Her idea of working hard is seriously skewed. Her house is enviable though, of course.
In the pictures of Paris' Hollywood villa below that were published in Hello Magazine, you can get a sense of the "Old Hollywood" style favored by her interior designer, and see the chandeliers hanging in her closet and over her bed. She also has a huge picture of herself hanging in her lounge.
Among her memorable quotes in the article accompanying the pictures:
Other revelations in the article include the fact that Paris' dogs have their own gated area, and that her bed is worth nearly $20,000 USD.
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Here are also some pictures of Paris celebrating Stavros Niarchos' 21st birthday at Fix Restaurant in Vegas on 4/12. The cake is just incredible.
For Lindsay Lohan's sake, we hope she's talking on the phone through a headset hidden under her hair and not just making adoring faces at herself in her car's sideview mirror. (If she's checking herself out while on the phone, that's somewhat more acceptable since her lips are moving because she's talking, not from making kissy faces.)
TV viewers don't love Lohan as much as she loves herself; her last hosting appearance on Saturday Night Live scored a lower Nielsen rating than Jack Black or Steve Martin's recent hosting gigs. Saturday Night Live is just a show whose time is over, though, and the poor ratings may have more to do with the show's terrible writing and bad jokes.
There's a "friend of a friend" type rumor that Lohan was seen shooting smack between her toes at some party. It lists the source a "gawker," but the article is not on gawker's website. It seems made up entirely to us.
Here is Lohan looking in her car mirror and walking in Beverly Hills.
Paris Hilton got all choked up in an interview while describing the earth-shattering experience of opening her closet to a 16 year-old girl in remission from thyroid cancer:
I mean just the look in their eye when you just meet them, I mean how happy and grateful they are, there's nothing like it."
You can watch the video here, and see for yourself when Paris starts to fake cry - right at the point when she's describing "the look in their eye when you just meet them." Yes Paris, it's overwhelming to be so adored. (Paris needs more attention, watch this video of her taking her own picture over and over again.)
Paris opened her heart and her closet to Amber, who was celebrating her 16th birthday the next day, saying things like, "lets find you a hot outfit for your birthday," "you love it," and "you like this."
Later the two went shopping on Rodeo drive. Amber said it was her dream to meet Paris Hilton and she called the day "amazing."
It is nice of Hilton to volunteer for the Make a Wish foundation, and we're glad she found someone who can appreciate exactly what she has to offer. [via]
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